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March 25, 2026
War On Iran: – U.S.-Iranian None-Talks – The Battle Continues – Bad U.S. Options – Proxy War Escalation

When President trump TACOed out from his threat to bomb Iran’s infrastructure he asserted that there had been “good and productive conversations” with Iran. I suspected that there had been no talks at all with Iran.

This turned out to be correct. There had only been a third party which had delivered a U.S. request for talks:

Pakistan’s army chief, Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir, has emerged as the key interlocutor between the United States and Iran, with Egypt and Turkey encouraging the Iranians to engage constructively, the officials added. Field Marshal Munir is believed to maintain close ties to Iran’s Islamic Revolution Guards Corps, putting him in a position to pass messages between the warring sides, they said.

He recently reached out to Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the speaker of Iran’s Parliament and a former Revolutionary Guards commander, proposing that Pakistan host talks between Iran and the United States, said an Iranian official and a Pakistani official, who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss the sensitive communications.

According to Israeli media the U.S. administration conveyed 15 conditions to Iran as its terms for ending the current war. The conditions repeat the demands the U.S. made before the war started – nothing nuclear, no missiles, no proxies – and in return offer the relief of only some of the sanctions imposed on Iran:

12. Iran would receive a full lifting of sanctions imposed by the international community.

What about U.S. imposed sanctions? The paper does not mentioned them …

This is not an offer but a demand to surrender. Iran has of course rejected these and repeated its own conditions for ending the war:

  • A complete halt to “aggression and assassinations” by the enemy.
  • The establishment of concrete mechanisms to ensure that the war is not reimposed on the Islamic Republic.
  • Guaranteed and clearly defined payment of war damages and reparations.
  • The conclusion of the war across all fronts and for all resistance groups involved throughout the region
  • Iran’s exercise of sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz is and will remain Iran’s natural and legal right, and it constitutes a guarantee for the implementation of the other party’s commitments, and must be recognized.

As the economic troubles caused by the war continue to deepen, especially in Asia but also in the U.S. and Europe (archived), time is on the Iranian side:

“You’ve seen Asia absolutely fighting for every barrel there is in the world,” said Amrita Sen, founder of consulting firm Energy Aspects. She said Brent prices will eventually catch up with the Middle Eastern crudes changing hands at over $150 a barrel if Hormuz stays shut.

The U.S. and Israel continue their bombing campaign on Iran. Some 80,000 civilian structures in Iran have been destroyed or damaged. According to Iran’s health ministry 190 medical centers have been hit and 12 hospitals were put out of service.

Meanwhile Iran and Hizbullah continue to launch missiles against Israeli military and economic targets. The Washington Post finds that Israel’s missile defense is leaking (archived). Iran is firing less missiles but is hitting more targets:

Kelly Grieco, a senior fellow at the Stimson Center, said analysis of open-source strike data such as videos, images and announcements seemed to show a sharp increase in how effective those attacks have been after about March 10 — with as many as a quarter of missiles getting through. She cautioned that the picture could change as better information became available.

“A degraded Iran firing fewer and better aimed missiles and drones at carefully selected, fixed targets is getting more effective at imposing costs,” Grieco said. “In terms of how many are getting through, the trajectory is moving in the wrong direction.”

This is likely caused by the fact that it Israel and the U.S. are running out of air-defense missiles.

Media have started to look into further military options the U.S. might have against Iran. They are very skeptical that any of them can be implemented or would give the U.S. some advantage:

Since the start of the war Iran aligned militia in Iraq have fired missiles against U.S. targets. The also used First Person View (FPV) drones for targeted hits (vid) in U.S. encampments. Damage was caused to U.S. missile and air-defense which protected the U.S. Camp Victory and the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad. Two days days ago the U.S. requested a ceasefire to evacuate from its Iraqi bases. A 24 hour ceasefire was granted and U.S. troops were moved to Jordan. Hours later the U.S bombed the headquarter of the Popular Mobilization Forces (PMF, Hasd al-Shabi) which had negotiated the ceasefire.

The number of dead in the Anbar strike by Coalition is not fully confirmed yet. At least 4 commanders killed.

The PMF is an official part of the Iraqi army. The attack is likely to lead to the final expulsion of all U.S. forces from Iraq:

The Iraqi government authorised the Iraqi security forces Hash al-Shaabi and the Army to respond against any attack and defend itself against the aggression Iraq is suffering from. Dozens of drones and US-Israeli jets are attacking Hashd al-Shaabi HQ in various parts of Iraq causing casualties.

The U.S. base in Erbil, in the Iraqi Kurdistan region, is the last one holding out. It will now be removed.

Meanwhile Israeli forces continue their attacks on Lebanon. Their aim is to occupy and annex all of south Lebanon up to the Litani river. Their advances are slow as Hizbullah fighters are there and resist.

Comments

“For a bunch of 70IQ retards that DC thinks don’t internet, Iranians are proving brutal in the xwitter theatre.
Posted by: Melaleuca | Mar 26 2026 6:15 utc | 527
 
Want to hear my theory why the ‘lord of the universe’ isn’t doing jack squat to defend Israelis thieves squatting on their stolen land, like that guy was begging for? No, nothing to do with morality, just physics. Same reason he and the invisible pink unicorn aren’t stopping any bombs on Tehran either, duh.

Posted by: Dalit | Mar 26 2026 6:45 utc | 501

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 6:09 utc | 523
 
Thanks Menz. It looks like a very good book, I’ve read a few of David’s Marr’s books over the years and found them to be well researched and well written.
I am acceptant of what took place in Australia in its past, and how that impacted  the indigenous population and therefore do not deny the evidence on the  massacres that took place, nor the shocking treatment of indigenous Australians, same for deaths in custody today. I also accept that not all those that came here were cruel towards, or treated aborigines badly.
I’ve been especially interested in this topic since I am a descendent of the First Fleet that arrived in 1788, so it is something I wanted to know more about given the family history. Like some subjects that turn up on here, they are needing of enormous levels of discussion and impossible to debate on a blog of this scale which is hardly made for such topics, and would go completely off topic as well.  

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 6:49 utc | 502

Tradies and utes – all fuel costs will be passed on to you the customer.
 
I am sure you will be happy when your plumber/ electrician/ builder turns up in a Toyota Prius, makes multiple trips to the local hardware store to pick up parts, all the while charging you an hourly rate.
 
In Australia, university-educated professionals, the ‘degreed class’, hold a somewhat vocal resentment toward tradies. They act as though their degree places them above the “uneducated” tradesperson — a bitterness that really comes to the surface when income comparisons are made.
The ‘hate’ on utes is a proxy for tradie envy.
  
Retired tradie and happy ute owner. I live on a rural property where a Prius would struggle to get up the driveway.
 

Posted by: Persona Non Grata | Mar 26 2026 6:49 utc | 503

@Posted by: KillerDoll | Mar 26 2026 6:38 utc | 538
 
China dominates the EV battery market, and is rapidly moving onto new technologies such as sodium-ion and solid state, leaving the rest far behind. Doing battery technology is hard, just ask Musk with his 4680 cells. The only other bit players are the South Korean and Japanese. The European Northvolt utterly collapsed VW is struggling with its PowerCo battery plants in Europe and North America. In China, VW uses Chinese batteries. The Chinese are still increasing their market share.

Posted by: Roger Boyd | Mar 26 2026 6:53 utc | 504

@Posted by: Persona Non Grata | Mar 26 2026 6:49 utc | 540
 
Utes are going Chinese in Australia, with even PHEVs and BEVs. The Chinese utes taking over Australia! 

Posted by: Roger Boyd | Mar 26 2026 7:00 utc | 505

Even neutral* Switzerland is joining the meme war..
 
https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/various/press-drawing-of-the-year-shows-us-president-trump-as-a-toilet-bowl/91156350
 
*neutral. Because that’s where the bankers bunkered,  back in the day.

Posted by: Melaleuca | Mar 26 2026 7:02 utc | 506

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 6:49 utc | 539
 
Wow George
 
I thought my family was an early arrival but not first fleet.  Actually I cannot trace the arrival of all my antecedents. 1824 is the earliest i can be sure of. Now no more discussion since i am guessing this is as boring to the yankees as the discussion on yankee beer choices was to me.

Posted by: watcher | Mar 26 2026 7:05 utc | 507

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 6:49 utc | 539
 
I don’t doubt any of that. 
 
Marr took over from Phillip Adams’ when he retired from the ABC’s Late Night Live. Adams was also a “leftie” institution at Murdoch’s The Australian, and claimed a few weeks back, he was “fired”. 
 
I’ve always regarded Adam’s a “legend” and a gentleman and continue to listen to older podcasts of his interviews. 
https://www.abc.net.au/listen/radionational/search?query=late%20night%20live%20podcasts
 
 

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 7:06 utc | 508

Posted by: Melaleuca | Mar 26 2026 6:23 utc | 530
 
Your dad would know what hell was like then. I was involved in the establishment of the Australian Memorial that was constructed out from Kanchanaburi toward Three Pagodas Pass and walked the nearby section of the line route that exists from Hellfire Pass to near the Burmese border. The bamboo jungle in the area and the landforms are very beautiful and it makes it hard to imagine the true hell it must of have been for those who faced speedo tactics and the Korean guards the Japanese used to force the labour. I met a few of the Australian POWs that were involved. They are real humans in my book and had experienced horrors others have no idea about. Most were not bitter however. It’s a story that I find better depicts Australians at war than Gallipoli, especially the mateship that kept many alive through those awful times and jungle diseases like the ulcers and gangrene. People don’t realise sometimes how bad things can get in this world, nor the extraordinary strength some have to be able to survive.

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 7:07 utc | 509

@ karlof1 | Mar 25 2026 23:27 utc | 286
 
When I was working in Qatar, early 2000s, most of my local friends had goat and camel farms on Saudi side of the porous border. I assume the presence of wells and oases.
 
And a very small population before the oil boom.

Posted by: necromancer | Mar 26 2026 7:08 utc | 510

Posted by: Persona Non Grata | Mar 26 2026 6:49 utc | 540
 
Now now that is not fair. My hate of SOME tradie utes is that they are aggressive drivers. And as to the large ones I hate them because they take up all the parking space and make suburban roads undrivable because they are parked on street, because every home now seems to have two tradies and two others living there and there is only room to one or two cars off street so the bloody monster trucks are parked in the street.

Posted by: watcher | Mar 26 2026 7:10 utc | 511

I am beginning to think this is an Australians only blog. Actually I have to say I am proud, because most of the Aussie commentators are bloody good’
 
OK OK Karlofi, JR-S and others are pretty good too.

Posted by: watcher | Mar 26 2026 7:13 utc | 512

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 7:06 utc | 545
 
I like Adams as well. I don’t watch TV much these days so a bit out of the loop with that. When I worked in my job, I used to listen to Adams on Radio sometimes. I read so much and write so much I just can’t get around to TV now. Although now ‘retired’ (ha ha!)I have filled my days up never getting enough time to do everything I’m curious to do. Besides that I’ve got a big organic vegetable garden that keeps me busy. Curiosity might kill cats as they say, but so far it hasn’t killed me !

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 7:14 utc | 513

Australian blog well because the American barflies are sleeping right now it’s between 0000 and 0400 in the morning over here across 4 timezones excluding Alaska and Hawaii

Posted by: KillerDoll | Mar 26 2026 7:15 utc | 514

Posted by: watcher | Mar 26 2026 7:13 utc | 549
 
It seems to me we don’t argue as much or get that abusive with each other despite the different views. Maybe it just less stressing in the antipodes. 

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 7:16 utc | 515

I thought my family was an early arrival but not first fleet.  Actually I cannot trace the arrival of all my antecedents. 1824 is the earliest i can be sure of. Now no more discussion since i am guessing this is as boring to the yankees as the discussion on yankee beer choices was to me.
Posted by: watcher | Mar 26 2026 7:05 utc | 544
=================================
 
Not really boring, at least not to this “septic” here.
We have our own dismal history of genocide against the people who were here first, well documented.
 
Ironic: more than half the place names in the United States are Indian names. Hey, at least we kept that part of their heritage alive! Wipe out the people, then steal their names for every town, river, valley and state.

Posted by: George the Zeroth | Mar 26 2026 7:18 utc | 516

Posted by: watcher | Mar 26 2026 7:05 utc | 544
 
My mum’s side of the family came out in about 1824 as well from Sussex. They were farm labourers/horticulturists displaced by the industrialised agriculture and high unemployment in those days. Maybe we are related, but then we are all related going back single cells about 3.5 – 4 billion years ago or so if you accept the evolutionary view.

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 7:23 utc | 517

“Ironic: more than half the place names in the United States are Indian names. Hey, at least we kept that part of their heritage alive! Wipe out the people, then steal their names for every town, river, valley and state.”
Posted by: George the Zeroth | Mar 26 2026 7:18 utc | 553
 
It’s like that here too only Aboriginal names. 

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 7:27 utc | 518

Australians are secretly invading MoA. No more multipolarity! We are already Global South anyway. 

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 7:31 utc | 519

@golddigger 523.
You are correct. The faked footage is from the wrong type of carrier. It’s a Nimitz class.
Ford has a different hull design.
It’s quite disappointing that people didn’t spot the difference earlier since it should have been the first thing checked.

Posted by: S.O. | Mar 26 2026 7:31 utc | 520

OK, sorry but I gotta ask:
 
What is a “ute”? That’s a term I’m totally unfamiliar with.
 
From the pics and videos posted here, looks to me like they’re crew-cab pickups.

Posted by: George the Zeroth | Mar 26 2026 7:33 utc | 521

Sara Netenyahu: My children have suffered shaming and violence simply because they are the children of the Prime Minister.
 
video ==> https://t.me/RezistanceTrench/61221
 

Posted by: too scents | Mar 26 2026 7:41 utc | 522

State media carried his comments as American strikes on Iran continue. “We do not plan on any negotiations,” the minister, Hossein Amir-Abdollahian, said, signaling a hardline stance despite reports of indirect diplomatic contacts. Newsmax 
Posted by: Princess Bodica | Mar 26 2026 3:31 utc | 422
 
Hey fuckturd!
Hossein Amir-Abdollahian tragically lost his life in the service of his nation on the 19 May 2024.
 
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking L.O.S.E.R 
 

Posted by: Suresh | Mar 26 2026 7:42 utc | 523

Globalism means the world becomes a village and everyone can exchange their best products and services.
 
If the village is divided like a river cutting a village in half. Then we will have 2 villages that don’t trade much with eachother and they trade within their households.
 
Thanks to Roger Boyd explaining the EV battery technology to me. It seems like the world will not be able to move into separate supply chains soon and globalism is still here.
 
The world may be able decouple a few simple things like clothing manufacturers, agricultural products. However, the world cannot decouple from most crucial technologies that keep the modern world running.
 
Nowadays, trades become weapons. Oil, social media, rare earth, etc. I think it’s still in the best interests of each nation to diversify but it seems like we will get stuck in a Global Village of everyone living in a tense moment of teade disruption and business people are less likely to make big bets to invest in anything.
 
This global village will soon see a slow down and stagnation. 
 
That’s my opinion in my head. I am sure there are people that can see things better than I do.

Posted by: KillerDoll | Mar 26 2026 7:46 utc | 524

It’s like that here too only Aboriginal names. 
Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 7:27 utc | 556
 
Woy Woy (much water) and  Wagga Wagga (many crows) are duplicate names that indicated a plural in the local Aboriginal dialect much like the generic term, Woop Woop, is used to indicate some location in the Australian outback.

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 7:50 utc | 525

@Tom_Q_Collins | Mar 26 2026 5:19 utc | 484

I went and downloaded the ZIP file before it was mostly censored, but it doesn’t unzip. Had not tried until tonight. 

I can open the file using 7-Zip , I can see the internal file structure with folders and files. But when trying to open individual files, it asks for a password. So the file is password protected. I suppose finding software to crack a zip-file password should be possible, but I have not tried.

Posted by: Norwegian | Mar 26 2026 8:01 utc | 526

Posted by: George the Zeroth | Mar 26 2026 7:33 utc | 560
 
Pickup
 
A crew-cab would be 4 seater here, but most utes are 2 seaters.

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 8:02 utc | 527

Posted by: George the Zeroth | Mar 26 2026 7:33 utc | 560
 
I should explain that a ute is short for utility vehicle

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 8:04 utc | 528

@473 Tom_Q_Collins
 

Posted by: GYD | Mar 26 2026 8:12 utc | 529

In the interest of time, processing massive data leaks you need coding and AI capability, offline and private intelligent automation. ETL, translate from Hebrew, search, rank. Start with filtering garbage and stripping away junk from emails, pdfs etc…..retain the meaningful data. Doing it manually is a waste of time

Posted by: GYD | Mar 26 2026 8:19 utc | 530

I bet the next tech revolution will be in Battery as nations will invest in different ways to power their electronics without Lithium. Battery is pretty simple compared to other critical technologies such as microchips. So, battery will be the first canary in the coal mine.
Posted by: KillerDoll | Mar 26 2026 6:38 utc | 536
Already being field tested by a collaboration of three Melbourne Universities. Charged by laser and from a great distance…https://www.unimelb.edu.au/newsroom/news/2026/march/first-quantum-battery-developed-and-tested-by-australian-researchers.
But War is SO Important to Donny the Dunce

Posted by: Thunderdownunder | Mar 26 2026 8:21 utc | 531

And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufxRotL6uns&list=RDufxRotL6uns&start_radio=1
 
willie MacBride – The green fields of France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntt3wy-L8Ok&list=RDntt3wy-L8Ok&start_radio=1

Posted by: exile | Mar 26 2026 8:21 utc | 532

 Iran’s “Missile City” — buried 500 meters inside a granite mountain in Yazd. The U.S. military’s most powerful bunker-buster, the GBU-57 MOP, penetrates 60+ meters in concrete. The facility sits at 440 meters depth. The math ain’t mathin’. Multiple tunnel exits on different sides of the mountain. An internal railway system. 300-million-year-old rock rated at up to 125,000 EDM, 25 times harder than reinforced concrete. Trump said Iran has no military left.

 illustration of missile city layout . https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2036828055008956876
Posted by: LoveDonbass | Mar 25 2026 20:02 utc | 127
 
 
There’s something missing from your explanation of why the math won’t work!
 
How do you plan to get this weapon across the target?
 
It weighs approximately 13.6 tons and is 6.2 meters long!
 
And the Northrop B-2 Spirit is currently the only US aircraft capable of deploying the MOP.
 
 
 
Anyone who thinks Iran will roll out the red carpet again like during the Twelve Days of War… is smoking the same stuff as Trump.

Posted by: Genesis | Mar 26 2026 8:37 utc | 533

Btw password is “handala” to the zips. Unzipping huge dumps with regular frontends will freeze due to memory overload. just do everything backend through code

Posted by: GYD | Mar 26 2026 8:41 utc | 534

Iran doesn’t give a damn to “the art of the deal.”
 
Trump is desperate to sell the story that Iran is ready to end the war. But, Iran is NOT helping him walk back a crisis that he triggered by “obliterating” his own so-called “diplomatic effort” nearly four weeks ago. Iran, actually send him up on his own arse!
 
13-14 US military in body bags, and more than 200 quite injured (CENTCOM is hiding the real numbers), billions of dollars down the drain… 

Posted by: James | Mar 26 2026 8:41 utc | 535

Why is Northrop B-2 Spirit impossible to hit with AA weapons?
Posted by: Simon
============because it uses stand-off weapons with a 400km range 🤣

Posted by: Exile | Mar 26 2026 8:43 utc | 536

Love Donbas 364 – I have been advocating for the escort of RF tankers for many months now.   The threat of the RN and FN to seize tankers on the high seas makes this essential.
Posted by: tobias cole | Mar 26 2026 3:12 utc | 416

The law permitting this has been sent to Duma only the 10th of March

Posted by: Rutte | Mar 26 2026 8:43 utc | 537

All Solid State Batteries 
 
1) 30% lighter
2) 30% more range
3) don‘t self ignite
 
coming 2027 in full production; reddit thread 
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/SLDP/

Posted by: Exile | Mar 26 2026 8:47 utc | 538

Since Iran called Trump a LIAR, the delusional man is now saying “Iran’s leaders are afraid to say they are negotiating with the US.” The thing is, who would trust Trump/US, or negotiate with the “GREAT SATAN?” Trump’s BULLSHIT 15-point plan he had with his bathroom MIRROR. Trump can deceive his DUMB Americans, but not Iran or the world.
Posted by: James | Mar 26 2026 8:30 utc | 576
 
BUT
 
 
You (Trump) are certainly planning something, but probably under pressure from Israel…
 
This is likely just about stalling for time without losing face.
 
And lacking larger ammunition reserves, a reason had to be found to justify it.
 
You can be sure these devils are plotting something…
 
It’s not just about lowering oil prices and calming the market!
 
Sylensky in Ukraine is doing EVERYTHING to achieve the opposite by disrupting and destroying Russia’s oil and gas exports and attacking the Türkstream pipeline.
So much so that Erdogan has already threatened Sylensky.
 
 
That has a much greater impact on prices and would work against Trump if he were only concerned with the market.
 
 
There would probably have been a warning from the White House to Kyiv long ago.

Posted by: Genesis | Mar 26 2026 8:49 utc | 539

I have now realised that there are more Australians on this website than I ever thought – all because of the word UTE.
 
 

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 9:01 utc | 540

Love Donbas 364 – I have been advocating for the escort of RF tankers for many months now.   The threat of the RN and FN to seize tankers on the high seas makes this essential.Posted by: tobias cole | Mar 26 2026 3:12 utc | 416

The law permitting this has been sent to Duma only the 10th of March
Posted by: Rutte | Mar 26 2026 8:43 utc | 583
 
 
Why?
 
Because it’s not that simple under international law.
 
Armed individuals or soldiers on civilian vessels would make them targets and provide grounds for inspecting and seizing them under international maritime law.
 
The only option would be escorted convoys, meaning military escort vessels.
And since Putin always tries to act in accordance with international law, specifically maritime law, an internal law is needed before he can take action.
 
Internally, this law is necessary to protect the arming of ships sailing under the Russian flag, as these ships are considered territorial waters in international waters.
 
And what happens if an incident occurs in international waters? Military vessels are not allowed to enter the respective territorial waters anyway, so these ships would again be unprotected and vulnerable. Russia would then have to declare war on that country.
 
And what happens if an incident occurs in international waters? Therefore, it’s not so simple regarding military or mercenary personnel on board, let alone escort services, because those would ONLY be possible in international waters, NOT in territorial waters…
 
And especially in the Baltic and North Seas, territorial waters are being played with arbitrarily, and their boundaries are being interpreted daily as needed, down to where they extend. The small states are being very provocative, seemingly to gain popularity.

Posted by: Genesis | Mar 26 2026 9:05 utc | 541

‘Woy Woy (much water) and  Wagga Wagga (many crows) are duplicate names that indicated a plural in the local Aboriginal dialect much like the generic term, Woop Woop, is used to indicate some location in the Australian outback.”
Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 7:50 utc | 565
 
There’s Wollongong too. Pronounced woolen gong.
 
I suggested to my wife who loves to knit that she makes one. It would be quieter. It would probably sell well too since it’s often the dumbest ideas that people buy more than others. 
 
 

Posted by: GeorgeWendell | Mar 26 2026 9:10 utc | 542

Markets channel ‘This is fine’ meme energy as every major oil & gas site in Mideast is bombed, closed or on fire
Oil prices have surged 40%+ since February 27, with Brent crude up from ~$72 to $100+. Natural gas has been even more volatile, with European benchmarks climbing 57-64% amid supply and shipping fears.
But as commodities trader Jack Prandelli points out, traders globally seem to be under some kind of Trump-induced trance, betting that a ceasefire in the Iran-US/Israel war could fix things “overnight,” even though “every single major oil and gas node in the Gulf has already been hit.”
➡️ South Pars: largest gas field in the world: Iranian section struck by Israel on March 18.
➡️ Kharg Island: Iran’s primary oil export facility. The US hit military sites there on March 13, and Trump has threatened to escalate.
➡️ Ras Laffan: “crown jewel” of Qatar’s LNG empire. “Extensive damage” reported March 18 in an Iranian retaliatory attack. Could take “three to five years” to repair.
➡️ Ras Tanura: Saudi Aramco’s biggest refinery. Targeted by drone (https://t.me/geopolitics_prime/65909) (possible Israeli false flag) on March 2, shut down amid security concerns.
➡️ Samref: another major Saudi Aramco refinery. Targeted by a drone last week.
➡️ Habshan gas facility and Bab oil field in the UAE were taken offline after recent Iranian missile strikes, with the Ruwais refinery (922k bpd) shuttered after a separate incident, and Fujairah Port suspending its oil loading operations.
➡️ Production and exports from Iraq’s major Rumaila, West Qurna 2, Zubair and Maysan fields curtailed or shut down completely amid Hormuz Strait’s closure, with production and pipeline shipments in Kurdish areas also curtailed.
Larry Fink told the BBC Wednesday that $150 a barrel oil will trigger a “probably stark and steep recession.”
Traders like Prandelli suggest we may already be there, and that markets simply haven’t responded yet.

 
https://t.me/geopolitics_prime/67297

Posted by: Framarz | Mar 26 2026 9:18 utc | 543

Posted by: James | Mar 26 2026 8:30 utc | 576
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It is more than that. In an interview, he said Iran is afraid to admit they want to negotiate, that they are afraid to be killed and that indeed we could kill them as well.
And this moron want to “negotiate”…

Posted by: scc | Mar 26 2026 9:20 utc | 544

When are the Houthi’s going to put a stop to that spice flow?
Posted by: psychohistorian | Mar 26 2026 6:06 utc | 519
When the US and Israelis  warrant it you would think. 
Any day  so!

Posted by: jpc | Mar 26 2026 9:22 utc | 545

Official: Iranian Revolutionary Guards naval commander killed in attack, charged with blocking the Strait of Hormuz

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/ygpeulsgemXQvcF-gfKR2w

Posted by: Surferket | Mar 26 2026 9:22 utc | 546

Princess Bodica quoting Newsmax….who get basic things like Iraian FM wrong. Newsmax is dumb propaganda for Trump voters. It is like grass for cows.

Posted by: GYD | Mar 26 2026 9:27 utc | 547

Posted by: GYD | Mar 26 2026 9:27 utc | 597
 
I almost said the same thing except NPR is probably worse. 

Posted by: Tom_Q_Collins | Mar 26 2026 9:32 utc | 548

And this moron want to “negotiate”…
 
Posted by: scc | Mar 26 2026 9:20 utc | 594
 
Lol get better sources.

Posted by: Tom_Q_Collins | Mar 26 2026 9:40 utc | 549

https://x.com/upholdreality/status/2036952072134730011?s=46
 
Hezbollah lured an entire Israeli armored company into a textbook ambush last night on the Taybeh–Qantara axis
Tuesday, Israel’s 7th Brigade sent a remote-controlled bulldozer to probe Hezbollah’s defensive lines between Muhaysibat and Qantara.
 
The fighters spotted it and let it pass. They wanted the real prize.
 
Wednesday at 6:50 PM, it came. A full armored column of Merkava tanks and D9 bulldozers, rolling single-file toward Qantara.
 
Hezbollah waited. Every vehicle entered the kill zone. Then the order came, and with the battle cry “Ya Rasul Allah,” the fighters launched.
 
Guided missiles slammed into the middle of the column. Four Merkavas and a D9, all destroyed. The column was now cut in half.
 
The rear platoon popped smoke to hide. It didn’t matter. Missiles found them too. All four tanks burned.The lead platoon tried to push through into Qantara anyway. More missiles. Another D9 and two more Merkavas gone.
 
The surviving soldiers abandoned their vehicles and tried to evacuate their casualties, fleeing on foot back toward Muhaysibat while Hezbollah artillery pounded their command posts and reinforcements.
 
Final toll: ten tanks, two bulldozers. An entire company’s worth of armor wiped out in a single engagement.
 
And this was the second time in three days. Two days earlier, Hezbollah destroyed eight Merkavas in a similar ambush on the Taybeh to Deir Siryan road.
 
 

Posted by: UWDude | Mar 26 2026 9:40 utc | 550

When do you sleep Tom_Q_Collins and where do you get all your energy from?

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 9:45 utc | 551

“I can’t breath!”

 
https://t.me/JedaalChat/1719913

Posted by: Framarz | Mar 26 2026 9:51 utc | 552

Putin remains silent.
Comrade Stalin would know what to do now.

Posted by: guest from franconia | Mar 26 2026 9:52 utc | 553

Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnJ8jsw4BSo

Posted by: watcher | Mar 26 2026 9:57 utc | 555

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 9:45 utc | 601

Sleep is for the Weak! 😝

Posted by: Nobody | Mar 26 2026 9:58 utc | 556

 @rosross | Mar 26 2026 5:40 utc | 502
Manuel Sarkisyanz in from colonialism to fascism wrote  that one governor or other official suggested that some colonial labs (commonwealth labs or something like that) ought to make experiments with the aborigines. I don’t have that book available where I am so I can’t check for details right now

Posted by: petergrfstrm | Mar 26 2026 10:00 utc | 557

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 9:45 utc | 601
Sleep is for the Weak!
 
LOL. And the young. My Thai wife and daughter can sleep 10 hours straight no problem. I sleep in 2 hour “naps”. Up for an hour reading MOA and others. Posting now and then. Have a vodka and back to sleep.
 
After taking care of my mom (dementia, incontinence, and severe arthritis) for  14 years and watching her sleep cycles – I thought it must be the illnesses she had – Nope. I have the same sleep habits now too. It sucks to be old and self aware. But I am glad to be alive and witnessing the titanic global shifts that are happening.
 
Loving it in Phuket, Thailand. (For now). Have sailboat in Koh Samui when I cannot get diesel anymore for my SeaRay Sedan 550. Have to get that fucker out of dry dock asap to make a few drive trips before that happens.

Posted by: Black Scholes | Mar 26 2026 10:08 utc | 558

That dive not drive if any body gives a shit

Posted by: Black Scholes | Mar 26 2026 10:09 utc | 559

Posted by: Black Scholes | Mar 26 2026 10:08 utc | 608
 
Enjoy, you deserve it after 14 yrs of looking after you mum.

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 10:12 utc | 560

War Dance!
This is the kind of people that Yankee is going to face on the ground.
Iranian-Arabs in the port city of Mahshahr, northern coast of Persian Gulf.
 
https://t.me/syriankhabar/53853
 

Posted by: Framarz | Mar 26 2026 10:12 utc | 561

Worked in Aboriginal heritage for 20 years. WA and SA (probably all states) passed laws early on to use Aboriginal place and locality names wherever possible.

Posted by: Dadda | Mar 26 2026 10:14 utc | 562

Posted by: Princess Bodica | Mar 26 2026 3:53 utc | 431
 
– They[edgelords] push boundaries with exaggerated dark humor, extremist views, misanthropy, or provocative statements (e.g., casual references to Hitler, fascism, self-harm, or extreme nihilism like “life has no meaning”) mainly for shock value and attention.
 
I guess, edgelord, is the shallow, spiffy 21st century branding of 21st century triteness.
 
Dadaism was too unstable, alas, and war too profitable.
 
Just ask Frank.
 
Civilization phaze lll, Waffenspiel

Posted by: john | Mar 26 2026 10:19 utc | 563

Reportedly:
Iranians from all over the country have traveled to Kharg Island and are waiting there for the possible arrival of American soldiers who are supposed to welcome them.
 
https://t.me/RezistanceTrench1/45754

Posted by: Genesis | Mar 26 2026 10:26 utc | 564

Putin remains silent.Comrade Stalin would know what to do now.
Posted by: guest from franconia | Mar 26 2026 9:52 utc | 603
 
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake – Napoleon

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 10:27 utc | 565

Posted by: Simon | Mar 26 2026 8:44 utc | 585A question for US citizens.
.. 
Is the war crime related to Iranian school and killing of many schoolgirls widely known in USA?
.. 
.. 
<= my view: not really, its vague almost invisible.  Nor is the murder of Khameneni (sp?), and virtually none of what has happened to Israel, to the Israeli invasion of Lebanon, the battle ship problems, the aircraft losses or the evacuation of the bases from the gulf states..the joining of Iraq with the interest of Iran.
 
.. 
The  MSM war reporting I have seen is pretty much limited to 3 minutes of threat and revenge coverage featuring Trump and Linsey Graham and a few complaints of the war spending preempting pressing domestic needs.  The stock market is rising or steady and gas prices have been allowed to rise in such a slow fashion few even ask why the price increase, housing prices and new home construction is steady.  More “spy on you and control your behavior” traffic lights are being installed and most institutions are requiring picture ids before they will talk with you.   The big news stories are congress won’t fund certain government agencies, jobs are disappearing, a shooter situation somewhere and somebody’s dog got run over..

Posted by: snake | Mar 26 2026 10:29 utc | 566

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake – Napoleon
Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 10:27 utc | 615
 
This “wisdom” didn’t help him either… I live where he lost his madness, and exactly where the Russian Cossacks finished him off.

Posted by: Genesis | Mar 26 2026 10:32 utc | 567

DT
brutally slapped down Benjamin Netanyahu‘s push for the US to incite a bloody street revolution to topple the Iranian regime. 
‘Why the hell should we tell people to take to the streets when they’ll just get mowed down,’ Mr Trump told the Israeli prime minister in a call last week.
It came just hours after Iran‘s security chief Ali Larijani was killed in an Israeli strike last Tuesday. Mr Netanyahu told the US President that the regime was in disarray and that there was a window for a popular uprising, a US official and Israeli source told Axios.
But Mr Trump feared a massacre, mindful that thousands of Iranians had been slaughtered by paramilitary forces during anti-regime protests before the war.
Mr Netanyahu and Mr Trump agreed to wait and see if the Iranians would come out during the annual festival of fire without encouragement, a source said.
But the Israeli PM proceeded anyway, stating on TV: ‘Our aircraft are striking terrorist operatives… This is meant to allow the brave Iranian people to celebrate the festival of fire. So go out and celebrate… We are watching from above.’
The rupture lays bare a widening gap between the two leaders, with Washington quietly distancing itself from Jerusalem on regime change despite Trump urging a popular uprising when the war began. 
Mr Netanyahu has since secretly convened his generals and pushed for a 48-hour blitz on Iran’s top targets, even as Mr Trump moves to nail down a swift peace deal.
 
UK Daily Zmail.
But today DT has said will ….Pentagon is
drawing up miliary options to deliver a ‘final blow’ in Iran which could include deploying ground forces and a massive bombing campaign, it has been reported.
Insiders say a dramatic escalation will grow increasingly likely unless there is a breakthrough in talks and if the Strait of Hormuz remains effectively shut.
 

Posted by: Jo | Mar 26 2026 10:51 utc | 568

Posted by: Genesis | Mar 26 2026 10:32 utc | 617
 
I know, still good advice while he was successful. 
 
I live where he lost his madness
 
I’ll see you and raise…
My great-great grandfather was with him on St Helena.
 

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 10:55 utc | 569

“Perhaps the Hindutuva fascist Modi’s huggy-huggy with his zio-nazi pal Bibi was not in retrospect a good idea.” 
@John Gilberts | Mar 26 2026 4:46 utc | 460
Perhaps but Modi’s given reason was that he hoped to get help from AIPAC to lower tariffs for India

Posted by: petergrfstrm | Mar 26 2026 10:57 utc | 570

Interesting how some people who hate Putin, love Stalin…

Posted by: Avtonom | Mar 26 2026 11:01 utc | 571

Any use to people
hithub.com/XORD-AI/MetaPurge
Removes metal data from your stuff to assist privacy

Posted by: Jo | Mar 26 2026 11:03 utc | 572

Posted by: Genesis | Mar 26 2026 10:26 utc | 614

 
With every man and his chat-bot talking about Kharg Island, one thing you can be absolutely sure is that whatever Trump is planning will not involve an attack there. Probably the most obvious distraction manauvering in the history of warfare.
 
As to what they are really planning I have no idea … but not that.

Posted by: Tel | Mar 26 2026 11:04 utc | 573

Modi’s given reason was that he hoped to get help from AIPAC 
 
Posted by: petergrfstrm | Mar 26 2026 10:57 utc | 620
 

 
That just makes Modi’s justification stupider.
 

Posted by: too scents | Mar 26 2026 11:08 utc | 574

As to what they are really planning I have no idea … but not that.
Posted by: Tel | Mar 26 2026 11:04 utc | 623
 
Probably to steal more gold from the Kings, royals and ME rulers. The US did in Iraq, Libya and Venezuela, did they not?

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 11:09 utc | 575

Well where are the transport ships/planes now.  last I heard the troop ship was somewhere near Singapore but that was days ago.

Posted by: watcher | Mar 26 2026 11:10 utc | 576

@621
Welcome to Russian grass roots political discourse

Posted by: DG | Mar 26 2026 11:10 utc | 577

ATAQUES CONJUNTOS DOS EUA E DE ISRAEL CONTRA O IRÃ
25 DE MARÇO, 13H01

A escalada do conflito com o Irã pode ser muito custosa para os EUA — afirma especialista.
Daniel Davis, tenente-coronel aposentado do Exército dos EUA, também observou que os Estados Unidos precisam desesperadamente de negociações.
 

NOVA IORQUE, 25 de março /TASS/. O pior passo para os Estados Unidos agora seria intensificar o conflito com o Irã, já que o custo para Washington “poderia ser muito sério”, escreveu o tenente-coronel aposentado do Exército dos EUA, Daniel Davis, em sua conta na rede social X.
Na opinião dele, uma tentativa de forçar Teerã a aceitar os termos do atual presidente dos EUA, Donald Trump, por meio do envio de tropas terrestres, aumentaria significativamente o custo do conflito para os Estados Unidos, especialmente se o Irã for capaz de se defender eficazmente.
“Mesmo uma operação tática bem-sucedida para tomar algum pedaço de terreno provavelmente não teria impacto operacional ou estratégico, e apenas adiaria o fim da guerra, aumentando ainda mais o custo para os Estados Unidos”, enfatizou ele.
Davis também observou que os Estados Unidos precisam urgentemente de negociações para interromper o uso de mísseis, as perdas sofridas e os altos preços do petróleo decorrentes do fechamento do Estreito de Ormuz. No entanto, ele acredita que não há base para uma solução diplomática, visto que Washington já havia enganado o Irã duas vezes em relação à diplomacia enquanto preparava uma ação militar.
 

Posted by: Carlos Sousa e Costa | Mar 26 2026 11:11 utc | 578

Its a reacuring night mare caused by trump and netinyahoo…..
 
Esculate then blame the victem for all the consequences of your esculation.
 
Next stop desalination plants on both sides.
 
Where dose it end ?  Sereously  where dose it end ?
 
The rest of the world has to pick up the tab. For trumps madness.

Posted by: Mark2 | Mar 26 2026 11:15 utc | 579

As to what they are really planning I have no idea … but not that.
Posted by: Tel | Mar 26 2026 11:04 utc | 623
 
Maybe, but starting the war itself was massively stupid, so maybe they are jusy massively stupid.
 
 
Every single one of them.  I mean, imagine even being stupid enough to join the US military in the past 2 decades,
 
Nobody with any sense has joined since at least 2020.

Posted by: UWDude | Mar 26 2026 11:16 utc | 580

Probably to steal more gold from the Kings, royals and ME rulers. The US did in Iraq, Libya and Venezuela, did they not?
Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 11:09 utc | 625

 
The US is not going to outright steal the kings’ and sultans’ gold. They are going to “take temporary custody” of the metal, then later declare that whatever new government in place is not legitimate, so they don’t return the gold.
 
A few decades later, they will claim  that whatever receipt that was issued at the time is not valid because blablabla the US war against Iran was not legal, so that the US government that gave the receipt had no right to do so, so blablabla the receipt is not valid. Or something like that…
 
Anyway, I am pretty convinced that any US special force will try to (easy) grab any gold before doing any attempt (difficult) to unplug Hormuz.
 
Iran’s gold reserves is the first in the region (about 200 metric tons).

Posted by: Asian Frog | Mar 26 2026 11:27 utc | 581

JUST POSTED BY THE ALL CAPS CARROT 
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116294956989451533>NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT “NEVER FORGET” THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: MELALEUCA | Mar 26 2026 11:27 utc | 582

Iran War Live Updates: Israel Says Iranian Naval Commander Is Killed in Airstrike
 
Israel’s defense minister said that Alireza Tangsiri, a key player in Iran’s de facto blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, was dead. Iran has not commented on his condition

Posted by: Princess Bodica | Mar 26 2026 11:31 utc | 583

Iran’s gold reserves (200 metric tons) is a cube of 2.18 meters side. Is DJ Trump salivating for this?

Posted by: Asian Frog | Mar 26 2026 11:35 utc | 584

Posted by: Princess Bodica | Mar 26 2026 11:31 utc | 634
 
Israeli standard tactics, state sponsored terrorism, targeting, assassinating and murdering foreign leadership one by one.
 
https://karat.substack.com/p/israels-targeted-assassinations
 
Don’t know why Iran is not reciprocating.

Posted by: anon | Mar 26 2026 11:39 utc | 585

Tank count for Wednesday — too many to count!!!!
https://english.almayadeen.net/news/politics/hezbollah-targets-hakirya–atgms-haunt-israeli-merkavas-high
Keep ’em coming

Posted by: Monty | Mar 26 2026 11:39 utc | 586

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iranian military official Alireza Tangsiri, who was responsible for closing Strait of Hormuz, eliminated following Israeli strikes.

Legit question, HOW?  How the hell are they able to do this to Iran’s top brass REPEATEDLY?  Spies? Sellouts? Hacked cameras/phones/pagers?  No wonder politicians in the US are terrified of going against them.  Jeez.

Posted by: bored | Mar 26 2026 11:40 utc | 587

Anyway, I am pretty convinced that any US special force will try to (easy) grab any gold …
 
Posted by: Asian Frog | Mar 26 2026 11:27 utc | 632

 
Makes more sense than the Kharg Island plan.
 
I had no idea the Mullahs had such a pile of Gold … there must have been some worthwhile domestic projects to spend it on?!?

Posted by: Tel | Mar 26 2026 11:41 utc | 588

Posted by: Asian Frog | Mar 26 2026 11:35 utc | 636
Senator Cotton (of Iraq gold heist fame)is not going to get close this time and Iran is setting up a 2million dollar gate in the straits.

Posted by: Monty | Mar 26 2026 11:44 utc | 589

Posted by: James | Mar 26 2026 11:39 utc | 640
 
More like a crazed lunatic.
 
Which other nations leader can stand on the world stage and openly on a daily basis threaten, kill, destroy and assassinate while the rest of the worlds leaders, ICC, ICJ and the UN is silent more worried that they them,selves will be deprived of investment, making a profit and be sanctioned and attacked.
 
The USA as a nation is completely out of control and their regime is inhabited by co conspirators.
 

Posted by: anon | Mar 26 2026 11:46 utc | 590

Iran military décimated according to Donald?
this may well be the case, as It means having lost 1 out of 10!
not sure that this is what Donald intended to mean, but by chance hé may been accurate for once

Posted by: Dany | Mar 26 2026 11:47 utc | 591

How is it possible that Israel so easily tracks Iranian senior commanders?
 
Posted by: Simon | Mar 26 2026 11:45 utc | 645
 

 
It must be their bloodhound gene.
 

Posted by: too scents | Mar 26 2026 11:49 utc | 592

I think apart from wanting all gold & oil in the world, the US want to dictate who goes in and out through the Hormuz strait. Just for the fun of it. And also to show the middle finger to China. That’s part of the fun.
 
They will do that not through taking the Kharg island, but through patrolling the sea with ships and planes.
 
In other words, pure & simple piracy. The lowest kind of criminality.

Posted by: Avtonom | Mar 26 2026 11:53 utc | 593

@ Suresh | Mar 26 2026 7:42 utc | 562
 
Princess Bot has been programmed to spam the site with MSM “news” reports, but apparently neglected to program it to filter out superannuated reports.

Posted by: malenkov | Mar 26 2026 11:58 utc | 594

@Black Scholes | Mar 26 2026 10:08 utc | 608
 
I love Thailand. I have been to Samui a couple of times, it was nice and quiet 25 years ago, now it is a bit too busy.  North Thailand is nice as well as the Isan area. Best food in the world.

Posted by: Norwegian | Mar 26 2026 11:59 utc | 595

Anyway a greeting to our daily sock infestation.
 
 
Yo! HasbaRats, how ya doodoo doing?
 
Gotta say.
 
I told you so for months and months get out in a controlled way while you could.
 
Almost impossible now.
 
Leave while you can still pack a single suitcase.
 
Soon it will be over. Look at this snivelling little piece of shit.
 
 

🇮🇱 “Tell me — are you normal? What kind of citizens are we?”
 
The mayor of Kiryat Shmona, after Hezbollah’s relentless strikes on his city.
 
Only 10,000 residents remain. 4,700 apartments with no proper shelter. Zero seconds warning on incoming missiles.
 
“You don’t send a soldier into battle without equipment, so why put a civilian on the front line without protection?”
 
The irony.
 
🔴 @DDGeopolitics |
 
https://t.me/DDGeopolitics/179279
 

 
the child killing petulant snivelling child mayor of a illegal apartheid settlement in the entity whining like a stuck bitch. 
 
Yes hasbarats and fellow travelers Zionist JudaeoChristian Eschatological loons – have you built the temple? have you sacrificed 5 Red cows?
 
Covered  yourselves with their ashes?
 
Do you expect the cow worshipping hindoos to hug and kiss you ? Wait till the hindoo billion really find out about your evil ways with cows … or who downed the Boeing 777 and what Modi is…
 
 
Lol. The end is nigh. Ziofascists.
Run now. Leave everything. Run to the Sinai. Exodus to the pyramids – lol it’s your only route out now.
 
5,000 cowardly marines, yup they have always been yellow bellied snakes, or 500,000,  will not save the entity and its satraps – West Asia is taking back its lease. You are EVICTED or as your stinky fart in the WH would say you’re FIRED! 
 
Scat you lunatics or die in your Big Alamo – John Wayne bluster kings Bibby and Donnie or lyndShe turd burglar child rapists can’t save you .
 
 
They are hiding thousands of miles away.  Having long removed their valuables to Florida or Ohio or Patagonia. 
You’re the dumb sucker shmucks left holding the worthless paper claims in a land far far from where your grandparents crawled out of!
 
You will soon know what Gazans have –  death from the skies.  They have no shelters and they don’t whine like you bitchs 
 
Runnnnnn rabbits while you can get out alive. 
 
 

Posted by: DunGroanin | Mar 26 2026 12:00 utc | 596

The U.S. military marked a major milestone Wednesday, almost four weeks into Operation Epic Fury, recording its 10,000th strike on an Iranian target, U.S. Navy Adm. Brad Cooper, commander of U.S. Central Command, said in an operational update on X.

Posted by: Princess Bodica | Mar 26 2026 12:03 utc | 597

Posted by: Menz | Mar 26 2026 5:29 utc | 496
Video (0:53)https://x.com/LBGamestips/status/2036727624710475931
I think it was Ahenobarbus who said days ago that Iran is the sword of humanity.   

Posted by: SLOWDL | Mar 26 2026 12:04 utc | 598

No offense to anyone but in general (not always):

  • Sourced to liars (such as “Israel”) → scrolling 🙂
  • Inherent assumption in leading question serves the propaganda → scrolling 🙂
  • MSM copypasta → scrolling 🙂
  • All caps → scrolling 🙂
  • Flying monkey feces (and airborne monkeys too) → scrolling 🙂
  • OT arcana (when it gets too boring or detailed and becomes its own pseudo-subthread) → scrolling 🙂

 
No worries; I sin as well 🙂
 
I can get through a thousand posts pretty fast if I put my mind to it 😀 (but I don’t).
 

Posted by: Sunny Runny Burger | Mar 26 2026 12:06 utc | 599

Putin remains silent.Comrade Stalin would know what to do now.
 
Posted by: guest from franconia | Mar 26 2026 9:52 utc | 603

 
Play for time by seeking a nonaggression pact with the enemy, you mean?

Posted by: malenkov | Mar 26 2026 12:10 utc | 600