Moon of Alabama Brecht quote
April 17, 2017

White House Garden Caption Context


Posted by b on April 17, 2017 at 15:12 UTC | Permalink


Don't you dare throw rotten eggs at me; I don't make policy!

Posted by: karlof1 | Apr 17 2017 15:15 utc | 1

An Ikea, bolt-together chair? We've come a long way, baby...

Posted by: kgw | Apr 17 2017 15:15 utc | 2

- What did you say kid?
- Hey Secret Service guy, arrest that kid!

Posted by: Anon1 | Apr 17 2017 15:17 utc | 3

What, no pink paint?

Posted by: JaimeInTexas | Apr 17 2017 15:26 utc | 4

'Hey, we used authentic sources — many authentic sources, creating this latest 'Intelligence Report'. Its about the Easter Bunny covertly creating secret caches of eggs, and where you can find 'em. We are after all professionals, just doing our job.'

- Stated DC Bob, AKA Comical Ali, AKA Sean Spicer, WH Press Secretary.

Posted by: Outraged | Apr 17 2017 15:31 utc | 5

Press Secretary discusses new White House guidance for military operations.

Posted by: b | Apr 17 2017 15:33 utc | 6

Over there, in the swampy corner of the garden by the pond. Quick, before it's devoured by a water moccasin or piranha in a feeding frenzy!

Posted by: Captain Cook | Apr 17 2017 15:40 utc | 7

Vlad! Where's our bunny?

Posted by: Mike | Apr 17 2017 15:58 utc | 8

"Today I am proud to announce a new Cabinet-level advisor to the President, Dr. E. Bunny, a graduate of the prestigious Trump University, and his latest white paper on foreign policy. And unlike what you may have read in certain fake news outlets, I can assure you, it contains no carrots."

Posted by: Don Wiscacho | Apr 17 2017 16:09 utc | 9

"I Want You!

To Fight For Eretz Israel"

(a la ...)

Posted by: sejomoje | Apr 17 2017 16:15 utc | 10

Hey Kid, You're No Bunny unless Some Bunny Loves You!

Posted by: Skip | Apr 17 2017 16:45 utc | 11

No. This is not My Pet Goat. You're thinking of another president.

Posted by: Curtis | Apr 17 2017 16:46 utc | 12

If you stupid fucking SS bozos can't even look after Barron's favorite pet for five minutes, how can you be expected to protect the
life of a perpetrator of supreme international crimes?

Posted by: Captain Cook | Apr 17 2017 16:47 utc | 13

We have sent the USS Carl Vinson loaded with planes and escorts to North Korea to give Kim Jong- Un an Easter surprise.When they get there, they will do nothing, after a while they will stop willy waving and slink home. My boss will look like the Grand old Juke of York. Altogether now...
Oh.the Grand Old Juke of York he had 10,000 men he marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again. At least I hope that's what happens.

Posted by: harrylaw | Apr 17 2017 16:52 utc | 14

Has anyone seen this? If true, this is very concerning.

"WW3: Trump Grants Military Full Authority To Declare War

President Trump announced that he has given the United States military the “full authority” to strike foreign targets and declare war without the “interference” of elected officials in Congress or the Senate, as military generals say WW3 is “almost guaranteed.”

“What I do is I authorize my military,” President Trump said in response to a press question about the military action in Afghanistan. “We have the greatest military in the world, and they’ve done the job, as usual. We have given them total authorization, and that’s what they’re doing.”

President Trump signaled that the “total authorization” the military now holds marks a change from procedure under previous administrations.

“Frankly, that’s why they’ve been so successful lately. If you look at what’s happened over the last eight weeks and compare that really to what has happened over the last eight years, you’ll see there is a tremendous difference.”

Posted by: Christine Marais | Apr 17 2017 16:54 utc | 15

The Grand old "DUKE". sorry

Posted by: harrylaw | Apr 17 2017 16:57 utc | 16

"matt lee, here's my copy of the trump propaganda manual and i insist you read it.."

Posted by: james | Apr 17 2017 17:11 utc | 17

"Hey kid, not even Hitler was as bad at finding Easter Eggs as you!"

Posted by: WorldBLee | Apr 17 2017 17:18 utc | 18

" The President asked the network heads to not televise the revolution at this point. Uh, next question -you the guy from the agitprop thing... No questions? Happy Rapture then every-one. Resistance is futile. Close the gates"

Does the design on the chair matter to any-one in particular? Doesn't seem strong for modern people.

Posted by: failure of imagination | Apr 17 2017 17:23 utc | 19

There can be only one Mr. Bunny in this White House!

(or, "I shrank the Bunny, honey!")

Posted by: GoraDiva | Apr 17 2017 17:30 utc | 20

Is that Bannon's corpse over there on the White House lawn? Get rid of it! Notify NYTs and Washington Post immediately! He must have slipped on a Kosher Easter Egg.

Posted by: ALberto | Apr 17 2017 17:38 utc | 21

Nooooo!!!! You can't grab him by the bunny!!

Posted by: Mina | Apr 17 2017 17:53 utc | 22

The DNC was so confidant of winning the Whitehouse they commissioned a statue of Hilary doing a handstand for the Whitehouse lawn

Posted by: Ike | Apr 17 2017 18:10 utc | 23

Spicer receives easter card from Kim Jong-Un This is how the carriers will die. Uprated version

Posted by: harrylaw | Apr 17 2017 18:16 utc | 24

In an effort to prove a modicum of intelligence, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, being grilled on his summer reading list by visiting children for the Presidential Egg Hunt, deflects criticism about not having read Shell Silverstein or any Frog and Toad adventures. Mr. Spier eventually had to be restrained by his staff.

Posted by: NemesisCalling | Apr 17 2017 18:17 utc | 25
No Easter Bunny costume for Spicer at White House Egg Roll
Sean Spicer is ditching the Easter Bunny outfit, instead opting for a suit at this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll.
The White House press secretary sported a dark suit and red tie as he read “How to Catch the Easter Bunny” to children and posed with a pink-nosed, life-sized Easter egg dye company’s bunny mascot on the White House’s South Lawn on Monday morning.

Posted by: okie farmer | Apr 17 2017 18:33 utc | 26

Have to repeat it here.

Recent News from Sputnik, German version (nothing about this in the english section):
Headline: "US evacuating family members of diplomats and military personnel from South Korea".
BTW: The same happened in Turkey / Incirlik - military base before the coup July 2016.

Anyone more info on that?

News from Sputnik, German version

Posted by: maningi | Apr 17 2017 19:09 utc | 27

Caption: look at that squirrel --over there, he just cracked someone's pair of horse chestnuts. Damn.

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@ C M 15

No big deal since the Congress delegated their War Powers Authority to the last 3 presidents, Trump is within the mandate and may further delegate to the MIC full powers to wage war, re-inventory as they deem fit.

Posted by: likklemore | Apr 17 2017 19:19 utc | 28

"There it is! Grab its pussy!!"

Posted by: Perimetr | Apr 17 2017 19:19 utc | 29

WH Press Secretary Spicer presents 'alternative facts' about Trump's flip-flopping.

Posted by: Jackrabbit | Apr 17 2017 19:53 utc | 30

"Next question to CNN on our new plan to remove Assad"

Posted by: Sad Canuck | Apr 17 2017 20:23 utc | 31

Can I get a toke off that?

Posted by: Hatrick Penry | Apr 17 2017 20:30 utc | 32

Spicer pointing to the place where Assad gassed the Easter Bunny.

Posted by: smuks | Apr 17 2017 21:42 utc | 33

That Easter Bunnies wearing a Yamulke. Quick Mr President, drop your pants and offer it your ass.

Posted by: AllHopeGone | Apr 17 2017 22:04 utc | 34

I move, you move...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a chair...

Posted by: kpax | Apr 17 2017 22:36 utc | 35

Does no one remember to unbutton the suit coat when sitting, and button again when standing? FFS.

Posted by: Kelly | Apr 18 2017 0:09 utc | 36

"I didn't get a 'harumph' outta that kid!"

Posted by: howard in nyc | Apr 18 2017 0:55 utc | 37

Go on, look for those Easter eggs or I'll send you to one of those ... centres that Hitler sent ... THOSE PEOPLE to!!!

Posted by: Jen | Apr 18 2017 1:56 utc | 38

Зайцы !!!

Posted by: Bruce Ballai | Apr 18 2017 2:18 utc | 39

does this chair make my butt look big? yeah, you over there...

Posted by: b real | Apr 18 2017 2:46 utc | 40

ok, who killed the wabbit?

Posted by: michaelj72 | Apr 18 2017 6:26 utc | 41

This is the on-line summary for the book he is holding:
The Easter Bunny describes the many traps he expertly avoids as he delivers Easter treats to children.

This is my suggested caption for the picture:

Chief Liar shows his current book of press meeting tricks, which also fulfills the latest requirement in his lucrative secret advertising contract.

Posted by: psychohistorian | Apr 18 2017 6:47 utc | 42

"... just like, hm, THAT bunny over there. Yea. But that didn't save them from the mother of all bombs, right? There any chocolate cake left?"

Posted by: radiator | Apr 18 2017 7:36 utc | 43

"The tiny brown eggs are tasty, the white ones not so much."

Posted by: Outsider | Apr 18 2017 7:55 utc | 44

"Mother Of All Bunnies!"

Posted by: Outsider | Apr 18 2017 7:57 utc | 45

"No more questions about Khan Sheikhun. Ask about the children killed by Syria's gas attacks. Those are the beautiful children we care about."

Posted by: Curtis | Apr 18 2017 22:12 utc | 46

Spicer :

" That's right President Carter ! , I remember now , you were attacked by one while you were out fishing. So that's the message today , folks , do not - I repeat - do not try to catch the Easter Bunny. Keep a safe distance instead. "

Posted by: Marko | Apr 19 2017 14:14 utc | 47

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