A 'newspaper of record'..
.. is a major newspaper that has a large circulation and whose editorial and news-gathering functions are considered professional and typically authoritative.
As such the trusted New York Times reliably ponders the most important topics of U.S. and global polices. Here is an outstanding example:
After spending some 350 well chosen words examining the issue at hand, the distinguished author concludes:
So, yes, the size of Trump’s penis matters …
We should all be proud to merit such epiphany.
I admire the ease with which Trump suborns the media to provide him their megaphone. When Marco Rubio attacked Trump's manhood there was little media reaction. Trump's response to Rubio is followed up by a series of headlines.
As one observer noted:
@MaxAbrahms
The Media:
"Trump is debasing American politics with his disgusting antics. Now let's replay his penis comment one more time!"
When the august NYT decides that the size of Trump's penis it is now a big (or small?) question that matters, Trump wins.
No wonder he is the last man standing while the others exit the stage.

