Moon of Alabama Brecht quote
May 14, 2015
U.S. Military To Defend Feng Shui Of Southeast Asia

President Obama today issued a new Executive Order (E.O.) declaring a national emergency with respect to the unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States posed by the violation of the harmony, the feng shui, of Southeast Asia.

China said it was “deeply concerned” on Wednesday about a reported U.S. proposal to consider sending naval ships and aircraft toward man-made islands in the South China Sea as tensions escalate between the two nations over the vital waters.

“Reclamation isn’t necessarily a violation of international law, but it’s certainly violating the harmony, the feng shui, of Southeast Asia, and it’s certainly violating China’s claim to be a good neighbor and a benign and non-threatening power,” Daniel Russel, assistant secretary of state for East Asia, said in a telephone interview.

As it does for a range of regional developments, the U.S. Pacific Command has drawn up contingency plans related to China’s buildup of artificial islands in the South China Sea, U.S. defense officials said.

The plans have not yet been examined at the most senior levels of the Obama administration, and officials said there had been no decision to immediately deploy assets near the artificial islands. Because the islands are in international waters, U.S. planes or ships could transit near them as a matter of course, the officials said.

To further defend the feng shui of Southeast Asia the U.S. is stationing B-1 strategic nuclear bombers and long range surveillance drones in Australia.

/not-satire

Comments

A national emergency. Jeez, the country is coming down around his big fucking ears and he’s concerned with some sandbars the Chinese are building on? So pick a fight not only with Russia, but China, the place AmeriKans get all their cheap consumable throw-away crap from?
The US is truly the viper’s pit of Dumbfuckistan.

Posted by: farflungstar | May 14 2015 17:51 utc | 1

Last year, the International Dunhuang Project caught my eye because it is a historical project involving many universities (western and eastern) in uncovering and documenting manuscripts and other historical artifacts surrounding China’s famed silk road. As an academic, I’m attracted to these things. All of a sudden I see the Facebook page of this nominally historical project site posting stuff about “The Silk Road of Pop“, a contemporary documentary that has little or nothing to do with the historical silk road and which sounds to me like a very shrewd effort to foment or piggy-back on ethnic trouble in China’s western provinces. As you can see, through the above link, it focuses on the Uyghers. To me it resembles too much these seemingly innocuous but surreptitiously subversive projects by such western groups like the National Endowment for Democracy that try to stir up separatist sentiments in certain “target” countries aimed at fomenting eventual “regime change”.

Posted by: Maracatu | May 14 2015 18:15 utc | 2

Cold War 2.0 : Further actions by the US to surround China

Posted by: nmb | May 14 2015 18:25 utc | 3

One thing I can’t get a sense of is are the Chinese creating totally new islands in the middle of nowhere or are they extending existing island, atolls and outcrops> This is important because uninhabitable outcrops, etc. have territorial waters (but no exclusive economic zone) according to UNCLOS. So United States warships approaching within 12 nautical miles of an outcrop would be the same as a United States warship approaching within 12 nautical miles of the coast of the Chinese mainland. That is an act of aggression.
It’s also worth pointing out that the United States has also been down this path with Johnston Atoll where they extended a couple of existing islands andcreated a couple of new islands.

Posted by: blowback | May 14 2015 18:32 utc | 4

This island building project of China’s has been full-speed ahead for at least a year now. The U.S. has largely been supine in response. When the TPP doesn’t make it out of Congress and Obama’s big Asia pivot trade initiative is stillborn, the U.S. will increasingly militarize the pivot.

Posted by: Mike Maloney | May 14 2015 18:37 utc | 5

So … paralyzed … with fear … over … us empty threats … can … hardly … type … and … have … pooped … in … pants …

Posted by: Some Guy | May 14 2015 19:15 utc | 6

FYI, Vietnam also is “enhancing” islands to enable more facilities, landing strips, etc, and Phillipinnes does the same, low budget style, intentionally grounding a US-donated derelict vessel on pristine reefs they claim, to station a few troops for sole purpose of symbolically projecting power. Japan also has a “Feng Shui” problem, with it’s ridiculous Okinotorishima engineering project imposing concrete structures on another reef in order to claim EEZ around it… Coincidentally closing a ring around “open” ocean, which then allows their claim to “donut hole”*. (approved by UNCLOS, though US apparatchiks complain when Russia does the same in Okhotsk internal waters… because Putin) Likewise, the US itself is trying to build new military bases in Japanese Okinawa, involving building “new land” over more pristine waters to enable a large military landing strip. …So yeah, give me some of what your Feng Shui consultant is smoking, K?
* Which clearly is China’s intent re: SCS, they hold/claim a string of islands whose EEZ amounts to a “ring” around the SCS, which would entitle them to “the donut whole” as EEZ, thus, islands superfluous to establishing that “ring” are likely “negotiable” for them… In fact meaning China’s ultimate negotiating position isn’t much different in terms of % of the disputed area (the potential SCS “donut hole” is not disputed territory per se, either China gets it “for free” if they control “ring”, or nobody gets it and it is “Open Sea”), compared to OTHER claimants (Vietnam, Malaysia, Phillipinnes) whose claims of course also conflict which each others’ yet they are not demonized like China is. In other words, China may not (per US) make equivalent claims to territory on island-by-island basis, because the implications of those claims would happen to disproportionately benefit it (due to other Chinese territory bordering SCS, enabling “ring”) …Of course, there is no reason China should accept lesser rights, just because it is powerful/would become more powerful… I mean, where exactly is the US foreswearing it’s international rights, just because it already is powerful enough?
China’s claims in fact are vaguely plausible, with historic basis, and certainly are reasonable basis for negotiations, not just some crazy modern claim. AFAIK, Phillipinnes’ claim is based on nothing else but proximity/major island EEZ, i.e. assuming there is no legal owners of the islands and thus the whole area’s waters can be treated as EEZ of Phillipinne major islands… Except, you know, there ARE islands which may have own EEZ, and they are claimed by other countries. Western MSM treatment takes basically the same tack, ignoring details in favor of pointing at large scale map and saying “See, this is the standard EEZ of the large islands/coasts” which just ignores the fact that islands exist and have EEZ rights. UNCLOS courts really have no basis to rule on anything if the land sovereignty is not settled first (and they can only rule on EEZ if all parties agree ahead of time, ala Chile/Peru, Colombia/Nicaragua). But hey, when you are Western MSM, you can cite “international law” left and right, without relying on actual academic experts in international law, or needing to rigourously address ALL issues of IntLaw.
More broadly, Western MSM and US like harping on “free transit”, i.e. favorite canard of British Empire now inherited by US, and conflict with China in interpretations of IntLaw, as seen by downing of US Navy surveillance plane in Chinese EEZ but not “Nat Waters”. US of course can’t seem to distinguish between “transit” and “military surveillance operations”, but in the larger scope of things, I would say it is clear that there is a tendency for EEZ (itself an expansion of territorial rights) to “morph” into more extensive territorial rights. I would substantiate that by looking at UNCLOS rulings in Colombia/Nicaragua, which while recognizing Nicaragua’s broad rights, persists in granting Colombia an EEZ “corridor” to islands it claims… A corridor that is wholely un-necessary if EEZ allow totally “free” transit, i.e. total Nicaragua EEZ control would not “isolate” the islands from Colombia… But the court seems to believe otherwise, thus implying a potential for growth in scope of EEZ powers. Of course, the US’ pretense to be all about “IntLaw” is silly when the entire concept of EEZ is an innovation ground in Law of Sea treaty that the US refuses to accede to, while acting like (some parts of it) are IntLaw (when and where convenient to US). Either take a legalistic POV or don’t.
Russia largely tries to stay neutral, although interestingly is invested in Vietnam petro industry with off-shore claims in the disputed areas, but I’m really surprised they haven’t just tried to push a resolution format baed on their perspective… Their demarcation of disputed border with Norway (that was touted as ominous threat by NATO MSM, until they resolved it by treaty, prompting Nato MSM to forget about it rather than admit Russia likes to peacefully consensually resolve issues) provides a very interesting basis for SCS dispute, namely, assign national boundaries on equitable basis (which would leave China with SCS “ring”, giving it advantage in other areas, but not upsetting balance in sharing of Spratley area itself) but establishing a zone straddling the border where the states agree to share resources and cooperate… Incidentally reducing “risk” by making it irrelevant where exactly deposits lie on either side of that line. Likewise, with all parties more sure they will benefit from offshore deposits, whether or not their side of the line has the strongest concentrations, there is more tendency for them to agree to unified set of rules protecting environment in the region.

Posted by: mutantsushi | May 14 2015 19:16 utc | 7

@blowback re: island building/extension: The Chinese are “extending” islands to allow e.g. larger run-ways to be built.
In fact, as my prev comment mentioned, Japan has claimed Okinotoroshima EEZ (and territorial waters) based on concrete construction atop UNDERWATER reefs where NO natural land feature is above water… And UNCLOS has approved their claim, crazily enough, despite LOS maritime territory explicitly being based on “naturally formed area of land, surrounded by water, which is above water at high tide”.
@Maracatu re: Silk Road: One doesn’t want to read too much into things in an overly concrete way, but the overall gist of things does make one suspect of these tendencies. I would view similarly issues surrounding “New Qing History”, Western MSM mocking Chinese response as anti-academic freedom et al… But realistically, if this is “just” neutral academic pursuit of historical research, why don’t these “NQH” Western historians lay out exactly why their historical research DOESN’T relate to modern legal claims? In fact, the papers recently touted in MSM diverge from historical analysis of ethnic identity of Qing dynasty, to considerations of IntLaw such as “occupation” “legal successor state” etc, which are outside the specialization of the authors.

Posted by: mutantsushi | May 14 2015 19:27 utc | 8

@b
/not-satire
Not satire? You’ve got to be kidding! The US defending the feng shui of Southeast Asia with B-1 bombers? Yet another contradiction in terms, obvious for everyone but the nincompoop at the State Department who made the pronouncement. They might want to pervert the Taoist canon with a new addition on R2P feng shui. I am sure Chuang Tzu is turning over in his grave…dying again of uncontrollable laughter.

Posted by: Lone Wolf | May 14 2015 19:55 utc | 9

US Mil concern-trolls SE Asia.
Usual idiots highly offended
Hold the front page !

Posted by: limited hangouts | May 14 2015 20:06 utc | 10

No nations should desecrate Mother nature or environment anywhere. Amerikka had built bases in Guam and in Diego Garcia a joint military facility of UK and Amerikka. Native populations were evicted in the 1960s and 70s, the only inhabitants are US and British military personnel and associated contractors, who collectively number around 4,000 bases on 2004 data.
Having said that, China has no choice being encroached by Amerikka just as Amerikka encroaches Russia Federation from all sides. I am wondering where do the South East Asia nations stand? I’m sure the younger generation may not know what the Japs did to its population, especially the Chinese during and before WW2.
http://jesus-is-savior.com/Disturbing%20Truths/unit_731-japanese_evils.htm
http://japanfocus.org/-Mark-Selden/2724/article.html
http://www.ww2pacific.com/unit731.html
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/07/wwii-horror-files-unit-731/

Posted by: Jack Smith | May 14 2015 20:16 utc | 11

There is a Chinese idiom that goes like: “Some people shed no tear, not until they see their own coffins”. This seems aptly applicable to The Empire and its current crop of political leaders.

Posted by: OleImmigrant | May 14 2015 20:18 utc | 12

Tensions rise between Washington and Beijing over man-made islands
(…)However, persuasion is not working, many experts say, and there are not many other easy options available. Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) has been among those advocating a more robust response but has not made many concrete suggestions, apart from disinviting China from the Rim of the Pacific, or RIMPAC, military exercise in 2016.
“That would be water off a duck’s back to Beijing,” said Ian Storey, a senior fellow at the Institute of Southeast Asian Studies in Singapore. He said China would send ships to carry our surveillance activities anyway, as it has in the past.(…)

“…as it has in the past…”
Hopefully the Chinese will play one out of his box of magic tricks, as it has in the past.
The uninvited guest: Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise, leaving military chiefs red-faced

Published: 10 November 2007
When the U.S. Navy deploys a battle fleet on exercises, it takes the security of its aircraft carriers very seriously indeed.
At least a dozen warships provide a physical guard while the technical wizardry of the world’s only military superpower offers an invisible shield to detect and deter any intruders.
That is the theory. Or, rather, was the theory.
American military chiefs have been left dumbstruck by an undetected Chinese submarine popping up at the heart of a recent Pacific exercise and close to the vast U.S.S. Kitty Hawk – a 1,000ft supercarrier with 4,500 personnel on board.
By the time it surfaced the 160ft Song Class diesel-electric attack submarine is understood to have sailed within viable range for launching torpedoes or missiles at the carrier.
According to senior Nato officials the incident caused consternation in the U.S. Navy.
The Americans had no idea China’s fast-growing submarine fleet had reached such a level of sophistication, or that it posed such a threat.
One Nato figure said the effect was “as big a shock as the Russians launching Sputnik” – a reference to the Soviet Union’s first orbiting satellite in 1957 which marked the start of the space age.
The incident, which took place in the ocean between southern Japan and Taiwan, is a major embarrassment for the Pentagon(…)

Posted by: Lone Wolf | May 14 2015 20:29 utc | 13

Talk about an empire over-extending itself. To take on Russia and China at the same time of massive economic and social crisis is truly laughable.
I don’t think Vietnam is in the US corner at all. That’s a bunch of hogwash for US domestic consumption. Part of that “the whole world loves us” clap-trap that the US media constantly excretes. Chinese-Vietnam relations are picking up in closeness and frequency – especially high-level visits at the top of their respective ruling parties.

Three high-level visits took place before the end of the year. The first visit comprised a senior military delegation, led by Vietnam’s Minister of National Defense General Phung Quang Thanh that visited Beijing from October 16-18. The second high-level visit involved State Councilor Yang Jiechi who journeyed to Hanoi to co-host the 7th Joint Steering Committee meeting on October 27. On November 10, China’s President Xi Jinping met with his Vietnamese counterpart on the sidelines of the APEC Summit in Beijing.
By early December there were further straws in the wind that Sino-Vietnamese relations were gradually picking up. On December 4-5, for example, Vietnam hosted a delegation of People’s Liberation Army (PLA) junior officers. The Chinese officers visited the military-run Tran Quoc Tuan University and were later received by Lt. Gen. Nguyen Trong Nghia, deputy director of the Vietnam People’s Army (VPA) General Political Department.
On December 9, a delegation from China’s Committee of Border Gate Management Cooperation visited Hanoi for discussion with its counterpart. The delegation was received by Lt. Gen. Vo Van Tuan, deputy chief of the VPA General Staff.
During the third week of December the Vietnamese media carried reports that Vietnam’s Coast Guard had rescued two Chinese fishing boats in waters off its central coast.
The third and most recent high-level official visit took place from December 25-27 when Yu Zhengsheng, member of the CCP Politburo Standing Committee and chairman of the National Committee of the Chinese People’s Political Consultative Council, visited Hanoi. Yu was invited by the VCP Central Committee and Vietnam Fatherland Front. On arrival in Hanoi Yu stated that his trip was commissioned by Secretary General Xi and the CCP Central Committee with the objective of enhancing mutual trust, building consensus and boosting progress in bilateral relations “in a correct path.”
On December 25, Yu met with Le Hong Anh in his capacity as Secretary of the VCP Secretariat. Yu noted that Anh’s recent visit to Beijing “contributed significantly to the improvement of China-Vietnam ties.” The following day Yu held discussions with Nguyen Thien Nhan, chairman of the Vietnam Fatherland Front and a member of the VCP Politburo. Yu was also accorded courtesy meetings with Secretary General Trong, President Sang, and Prime Minister Nguyen Tan Dung.

http://thediplomat.com/2015/01/china-and-vietnam-eschew-megaphone-diplomacy/

Posted by: guest77 | May 14 2015 22:43 utc | 14

mutantsushi | May 14, 2015 3:27:43 PM | 8
I agree.

Posted by: Maracatu | May 14 2015 23:50 utc | 15

I suppose for the US, ideal harmony will be achieved only when the entire planet is a scorched cinder and all will be silence. That will be harmony!

Posted by: Jen | May 15 2015 0:06 utc | 16

@16 Not the entire planet Jen. I think they are hoping that a few off-shore tax-havens will survive.

Posted by: dh | May 15 2015 0:19 utc | 17

This should be popular with my neighbors to the north (Santa Fe, NM).

Posted by: RudyM | May 15 2015 1:56 utc | 18

@guest77@14
I don’t think Vietnam is in the US corner at all. That’s a bunch of hogwash for US domestic consumption.
Absolute drivel. Viet Nam will become a full member of the Eurasian Economic Union sooner rather than later, and China’s president Xi Jinping just signed the integration of the EEU with the Silk Road, during his recent and historic visit to Moscow for the 70th V-Day. What interest would VN have in cozying up to its former nemesis, and miss the high-speed train to the future of Eurasia’s giant leap forward?
Eurasian Economic Union, Vietnam at final stages of mulling free trade deal — Russia PM
Russia, China agree to integrate Eurasian Union, Silk Road, sign deals

Posted by: Lone Wolf | May 15 2015 3:12 utc | 19

It’s certainly a Giant Leap for non-Humankind (from the sublime to the ridiculous) for Obama to promise a Military Solution to perceived problems with feng-shui.
If he knew, or cared, at all, about the underlying philosophy of Feng Shui, Obama would realise just how pathologically insane he’s helping AmeriKKKa to look to the sane people of this planet.

Posted by: Hoarsewhisperer | May 15 2015 7:49 utc | 20

fukus ejected the chagosians from diego garcia, turned that paradise into a toxic navy base , obliterating its *feng shui* completely.
after decades of petitions, the high court finally granted chagosians the right to return to their homeland….only to be told by washington/london that , *sorry you cant return to diego garcia my dear, coz…its now being developed into a eco wonder show case, we dont want anybody to damage its feng shui* !
stuff like this u cant make it up,
hehehehe
http://dissidentvoice.org/2010/03/open-letter-to-greenpeace-dont-help-cover-up-colonialisms-crimes-on-diego-garcia/

Posted by: denk | May 15 2015 9:03 utc | 21

*feng shui masters* at work in jeju….
http://www.thenation.com/article/171767/front-lines-new-pacific-war

Posted by: denk | May 15 2015 9:24 utc | 22

And the french cancel Mistral deal?!
http://presstv.com/Detail/2015/05/15/411128/France-Russia-Ukraine-ProRussia-Warships-Mistral
Pathetic french!

Posted by: Anonymous | May 15 2015 11:55 utc | 23

@Jack Smith #11
The “natives” on Guam weren’t actually natives by most values of “nativeness”. The actual natives were almost entirely killed off, except for a few women, by the Spanish post Magellan. The island was repopulated with Philipinos.

Posted by: ǝn⇂ɔ | May 15 2015 14:29 utc | 24

Compared with other initiatives of the Administration, defending Feng Shui is probably the most sensible one. Anyone knows any specifics on that issue? Is it possible to make a pentagonal building conform to required alignments? But even if it is not possible, the hope is not lost. Pentagon should make a thorough check of chi that accumulated in, well, Pentagon. Are windows clean, are screens covered with cheerful fabrics when not used, are roofs angled properly and water fountains placed auspiciously? Do paths wind sufficiently? How about the space above the cabinets where chi is known to accumulate?

Posted by: Piotr Berman | May 15 2015 15:33 utc | 25

the pentagon probably has it’s inhabitants working in a detritus of lead and cadmium based paints and building materials
aside from the “crime zone”

Posted by: Jay M | May 17 2015 1:58 utc | 26

@23
Pathetic French is right. Hollande welched on restoring to Haiti the $21 billion the French extorted in 1825 under cannon, for recognizing the independence the Haitians won 21 years before and for the not attacking the island from their fleet in the harbor. Hollande said he’d take the moral blame … but keep the cash in his pocket. The US played bagman for the French, collecting the loot.
People need to make a note of just who they are dealing with when they deal with the Europeans. Or the spawn of Europeans in North America, and elsewhere around the world.

Posted by: jfl | May 17 2015 2:39 utc | 27

Feng shui is no laughing matter. No serious mega-billionaire in Asia with a skyscraper or two in his folio would make a corporate move without consulting his master.
The Communist Party of China is officially atheist, but even the most extreme excesses of Mao’s revolution could not stamp out 5000 years of cultural traditions and beliefs.
If driving along Shanghai’s Blade Runner network of elevated highways, the car may fleet past a single concrete pillar carved like a dragon.
This pillar is linked with the construction of a major commercial area nearby. The master who revealed the dragon’s secret passed away shortly after the main construction activities were completed.
But, as always, Washington is twisting events to suit its own narrative.
Beijing is not disturbing the `harmony’ of the South China Seas. It is re-orienting the elements in its favor.
The wheel of feng shui goes into cycles, according to a saying. After 500 years, it is turning East resolutely; China is merely speeding up the process.
The placid seas were disturbed and bloodied by Western and Japanese imperialism. Washington murdered Filipinos in the thousands during a bloody colonial invasion.
In ontological belief, Japan is shaped like a dragon. It was awakened by Perry’s guns, and joined to its head in Hokkaido, from whence it began its rampage through Asia.
But the daddy of all dragons – Napoleon’s sleeping giant – is awake and tied to the Bear. Xi Jinping (1954, Horse) and Vladimir Putin (1952, Dragon) are also the most energetic pairing, in the Lunar zodiac.
The partnership will last till the mid-2020s. We live in interesting times, as an ancient sage once observed.

Posted by: dreaming_ninja | May 18 2015 6:32 utc | 28

If the US takes on China now it will be over for the Empire. There is no way the US can sustain any sort of military campaign in Asia, short of nuclear weapons.

Posted by: purple | May 18 2015 8:31 utc | 29

Vietnam cares about Vietnam. Not the US or China.

Posted by: purple | May 18 2015 8:34 utc | 30

pacom cic admiral harrry harris
*china is destroying the feng shui in scs* !
hey harry boy, your motherland’s feng shui has long been defiled. !
http://news.yahoo.com/thousands-rally-against-us-military-japans-okinawa-090100269.html
more than feng shui, much more…
http://img.rt.com/files/news/japan-us-rape-okinawa-763/tokyo-rape-official-protest.si.jpg
u ought to be back home whacking the murcunts , wtf are u in scs doing the unitedsnake’s bidding, harry boy ?
p.s.
pacom cic admiral harry harris is half jp, the mother side.

Posted by: denk | May 18 2015 10:04 utc | 31

Taoist teaches US official a thing or two about feng shui. Chinadaily.com.cn. Yeah, bring it on, Hillary Helen Troy Rodham Clinton. Launch your 1000 ships and aircraft carriers. The SCS may be a warm watery grave.

Posted by: dreaming_ninja | May 19 2015 17:58 utc | 32

http://news.yahoo.com/us-planes-keep-distance-chinese-islands-now-222916830.html
US is now openly threatening to violate 12 mile territorial waters of Chinese islands in SCS.
This is nuts, as even Japanese Okinotorishima has been judged to have territorial + EEZ,
and that is building atop 100% sub-surface features, Chinese are extending islands which *DO*
rise above the surface, so their right to territorial + EEZ is not hard to understand.
(their constructions are not to establish territory rights, but to make use of that territory)
Claiming “transit” rights for military surveillance flights thru open seas EEZ is one thing,
the US is now threatening to violate the most basic principles of international law,
for shits+giggles.

Posted by: mutantsushi | May 22 2015 1:26 utc | 33

tpp, tipp, ever heard of mitt ?
another alphabet soup that spell nothing less than an ecological genocide.
* The most appalling example is the proposed Mariana Islands Training and Testing region (MITT), which would open up approximately one million square miles of open ocean to full-spectrum, year-round live-fire military practice, over an area larger than the states of Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho, Nevada, Arizona, Montana and New Mexico, combined. It would also include the whole of the supposedly “protected” Marianas Trench Marine National Monument, established by President Bush in 2009.
Full-spectrum” live-fire military exercises means year-round amphibious attacks, bombing, torpedos, underwater mines and other detonations from the air, from the sea, and from the ground, as well as sonar training that will result in permanent hearing loss for scores of whales and dolphins.
The U.S. military has been conducting such full-spectrum live-fire training for the past three-and-a-half years over a half-million square miles of the open Pacific, and also upon the island of Farallon de Medinilla. Farallon de Medinilla, once teeming with amazing sea life and rare migratory birds, has been bombed and disfigured to unrecognizability.*
http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/caroline-kennedy-criticizes-dolphin-slaughters

Posted by: denk | May 25 2015 4:59 utc | 34