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Obama Administration Disagrees With Itself
Reuters today:
U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said on Thursday he had seen raw data suggesting Syrian government forces had used chlorine gas in the country's civil war, but added it had not been verified.
French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius has said Syria may have used chemical weapons involving chlorine in 14 attacks in recent months.
Today's NYT:
On Tuesday, France’s top diplomat said there was evidence the Syrian government used chemical weapons more than a dozen times after it signed the treaty banning them, and the United Nations mediator quit, citing frustrations over the moribund political negotiations.
“We’ve not seen any evidence” of additional chemical attacks, Mr. Hagel said. He said, “Obviously if there has been a continued use, any use, of chemical weapons, that would affect efforts that so far have been pretty successful.”
Time for Kerry to go.
The thing that always got me about Kerry was his “mystic hand flap” photo ops. He was the first person I noticed doing this. One has to stop being naive about photos in newspapers: they aren’t just snapped, they’re posed. In the case of a celebrity subject, they’re posed by his PR team. The photographers are told, this is the shot you’re going to take, and they take it. And in Kerry’s case, this means the “mystic hand flaps.” Every time, these hand flaps. I’ve seen it elsewhere but with him (or his PR team) it has been a matter of absolutely rigid policy. The photo will show Kerry making a “mystic hand flap” gesture.
Now, there are three or four basic types of these mystic hand flaps that Kerry always uses. His PR team tell him to pose with such and such a “mystic hand flap” gesture on each such occasion. The commonest type of “mystic hand flap” is the “reaching out” gesture. There he is, sitting in his comfy chair, and ten feet from him, at an angle of about 15 degrees towards him but not more, because essentially they’re both facing the cameras, not each other, is (shall we say) Mahmoud Abbas. Abbas is just sitting there, looking slightly ill at ease but attempting a sort of tentative chummy grin (again, not at Kerry but at the cameras). Or he may (and increasingly he does) sit there looking rather grumpy. But either way, Kerry is making the “reaching out” gesture in his direction with one hand. Over and over, they pose this type of photo. Kerry’s team are the absolutely most obvious and monotonous of all PR teams for photo ops in this respect.
The next “mystic hand flap” (also used on poor old Abbas) is the “minatory” or “warning” hand gesture. Kerry’s hand is raised in a gesture, not quite of reproof, but of cautioning the suspect, the victim, the interlocutor, the other guy. A third “mystic hand flap” is the “embracing” gesture, for which Kerry is required to use both hands. It isn’t an open embrace, but a sort of gathering-in with both hands of an imaginary unity, useful when he is dealing with plural interlocutors, a whole meeting of foreign ministers for instance. He is gathering them all in with his hands, into a large convenient imaginary puffball which he can take back to Foggy Bottom and put on his desk, to gaze at. Finally, before this comment gets too long, I shall come up with one more. This is the latest, it’s the “who, me?” gesture, when he throws both hands up in mock surrender. I saw it yesterday.
In none of these, by the way, can he get his horrible horsy face to do anything relevant. He has no control over his eyes or mouth, and his PR team must have given up trying to coach him in this right at the start, realising he just couldn’t do it, and ever since they have concentrated solely on the mystic hand flaps. It must be horrible being a pool photographer at these sessions, because I bet the PR team insist on shooting these posed shots over and over again, until they get one that’s just about the best they know will be forthcoming on that day. What a terrifically phony world, and what amazingly inept people, and what submissive clones to implement it all.
Posted by: Rowan Berkeley | May 16 2014 2:44 utc | 19
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