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A Syria Expert – Twelve Month Ago
Twelve month ago an often quoted academic and so called expert on Syria tweeted the following:
Aleppo falling to FSA. Rebels take al-Syrian Jadide, heart of Christian area. #syria #aleppo
4:46 AM – 25 Oct 12
al-Syiraan Adime just fell to rebel militias as well. Center of Aleppo fallen. #syria #aleppo
4:52 AM – 25 Oct 12
Syria Regime Gives up Aleppo. FSA sharpshooters on top of all buildings in a-Syrian jadide and Qadime, Christian heartland #Syria #Aleppo
4:54 AM – 25 Oct 12
Shooting has stopped totally in Aleppo. Eerie silence overtakes city as government relinquishes control and Rebels take over. #Syria #Aleppo
5:09 AM – 25 Oct 12
@FareedZakaria #syria Aleppo has fallen to rebels. Government gives up control as eerie silence decends over city.
5:12 AM – 25 Oct 12
Those hilarious illusions though, ended a few hours later:
Gov tanks descend on Faisal street – main road near al-Syriaan jadide, Rebel troops retreat into Ashrafiya. #syria #aleppo
12:33 PM – 25 Oct 12
Depending on the insurgency's propaganda for information, working with a simplistic sectarian mental model of the complex Syrian society and having zero experience in the art of war is the base of such sorry expertise.
Experience based realistic interpretation of all available facts would certainly provide for better analysis. Unfortunately there are few real practitioners of such a process in U.S. foreign policy discussions.
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“Under his clown persona, he was allowed to push genuinely radical points to a world audience.”
Exactly, under his clown persona, he was allowed to push genuinely radical points to a world audience.
Oh, I’m glad you asked me to read the piece, I do just love when people feel the need to defend fake left celebrities they don’t personally know as if I just spat at their grandmother.
Here, let’s listen to how Comrade Brand issues cutesy calls for revolution but not just any type of revolution – a fun New Agey type of revolution!! Hooray!!! Just what the billions of poor people need to combat the capitalist oppressors: more fun and meditation!!! I’d better subscribe to Comrade Brand’s Twitter Feed for more instruction!!
I especially love the part where he pays homage to one of his favorite performers Zionist non pareil Sasha Cohen:
Perhaps this is why there is currently no genuinely popular left-wing movement to counter Ukip, the EDL and the Tea Party; for an ideology that is defined by inclusiveness, socialism has become in practice quite exclusive. Plus a bit too serious, too much up its own fundament and not enough fun. The same could be said of the growing New Age spiritual movement, which could be a natural accompaniment to social progression. I’m a bit of a tree-hugging, Hindu-tattooed, veggie meditator myself but first and foremost I want to have a fucking laugh. When Ali G, who had joined protesters attempting to prevent a forest being felled to make way for a road, shouted across the barricade, “You may take our trees, but you’ll never take our freedom,” I identified more with Baron Cohen’s amoral trickster than the stern activist who aggressively admonished him: “This is serious, you cunt.”
A bit too fucking serious, actually. As John Cleese said, there is a tendency to confuse seriousness with solemnity. Serious causes can and must be approached with good humour, otherwise they’re boring and can’t compete with the Premier League and Grand Theft Auto. Social movements needn’t lack razzmatazz.
Wait, are you saying that British comedians have a history of jumping to the front of protest “parades”, Mr. Brand? Oh well, never mind. You’re right, why shouldn’t revolution be fun, right? Forget all that murder, war crimes, blah blah blah yawwn the US/West is responsible for over the last…zzzzzzzzz
It’s just a big laugh riot – or should be according to Brand – huh?
More pathetic nonsense:
We now must live in reality, inner and outer. Consciousness itself must change. My optimism comes entirely from the knowledge that this total social shift is actually the shared responsibility of six billion individuals who ultimately have the same interests. Self-preservation and the survival of the planet. This is a better idea than the sustenance of an elite. The Indian teacher Yogananda said: “It doesn’t matter if a cave has been in darkness for 10,000 years or half an hour, once you light a match it is illuminated.” Like a tanker way off course due to an imperceptible navigational error at the offset we need only alter our inner longitude.
Capitalism is not real; it is an idea. America is not real; it is an idea that someone had ages ago. Britain, Christianity, Islam, karate, Wednesdays are all just ideas that we choose to believe in and very nice ideas they are, too, when they serve a purpose. These concepts, though, cannot be served to the detriment of actual reality.
Seriously, I’d rather watch a neverending loop of the Bono Apple commercials than spend another minute reading this equally trite pabulum.
But the kids love it.
Exactly.
Posted by: JSorrentine | Oct 25 2013 19:59 utc | 27
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