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Carte Blanche For Lying
Years ago accounting rules were amended to demand that banks and other financial institutions account for the real value of their 'assets' by marking them to market prices. That was a good move as investors in banks and other companies could have a more bit trust that their balance sheets showed some approximation to the real value of these.
Now, after heavy lobbying (with TARP money) by financial institutions Congress pressed the Financial Standard Accounting Board to change the rules:
The changes to so-called mark-to-market accounting allow companies to use “significant” judgment when gauging the price of some investments on their books, including mortgage-backed securities.
So from now on all banks etc will again lie about the real value of their assets. The management will show 'significant judgment' to boost the profit and loss statements and to increase its bonuses. The books will again show inflated values and all numbers derived from that will essentially be fake.
The Bloomberg writer obviously did not get that:
Analysts say the measure may reduce banks’ writedowns and boost their first-quarter net income by 20 percent or more.
The 'net income' of the liars will not 'boost'. What will boost are the income numbers they will present to to the public. The real net income will no longer be shown on the profit and loss statements.
This rule change pumped up financial stocks today. With the fake numbers that are now again allowed some idiots can obviously be convinced to buy into these companies again.Rest assured – those stock prices will come down again.
What this move really achieves is a prolonging of the World Depression II we are in. A return of trust is essential to get back to some functioning financial markets and a sane banking system. Hiding insolvency behind marked-to-fantasy 'assets' will not further that.
The powers that be today handed out a carte blanche for lying. We all will have to pay for it.
[from Encyclopedia of Extinct Cultures, 2025 Edition]
Murikan Tribe
“Before the arrival of the Vampire Capitalists the Murikans (or Americans,
the twentieth-century spelling revived by surviving members in the 2020s)
located their homes along shady streets, freshwater streams and tidal bays
in the irrigated and temperate regions of what is now the Duchy of Neo Con.
This rich economic system provided them with both food, shelter and a wide
variety of clothing, transportation and entertainment. Although the archeo-
logical record provides little evidence of horticulture, Murikans probably
cultivated trim lawns, hedges and flower beds, for their aesthetic appeal.
Murikan artisans made music from handcrafted instruments, which they used
for pleasure and tribute payments to the RIAA tribe of F St, Washington DC.
Electronic music, made from the amplified strings of rock and roll guitars,
were in great demand, particularly among the inland clans. After Murikans
obtained internet beads from the Vampire Capitalists, they began to record
music in the ether and weave that ether into spaces and tubes, which was
mainly used as free content for the Vampire advertising business.
Following the Vampire Capitalist destruction of the Murikan retirement
system in New York in the late 1990s (referred to as the ‘Dot.Con’), Chief
Clinton, a Murikan sachem, negotiated an alliance with the predators and
encouraged the Vampires to establish bank-brokerages all across A’Murika,
when he signed the Glass-Steagall Act of 1999, in return for $100,000 and
free sex with an attractive Vampire slave. By 2000, however, the vampires
has taken possession of the Murikan’s lands, leaving the tribes with only
rental rights to deliberately over-indebted stick-frame tenements.
The Murikan community adapted to the forces of change. Murikans served in
the local Vampire economy as grocers, retail stores, feed lots, unskilled
laborers, soldiers, sailors and as domestic servants and pleasure girls.
As the number of Murikans declined, many Murikans married ethnic minorities
who were not considered Murikans, except by the census and tax collectors.
During the late 2000’s ‘Credit.con’ era, Vampire real-estate developers
pressured Muricans to sell their property rights for reverse mortgages,
and move to nearby settlement camps and tenement housing. In 2009, the
Murikans under the leadership of Chief Obama, a direct descendant of the
Land of Slaves, began a heated battle with the developers, real-estate
speculators and bank-brokers to regain title to their lands. Vampires
argued that the Murikans were no longer “free citizens”, because they
intermarried with ethnic minorities and had adopted a Vampire lifestyle.
The judges agreed with the Neo Cons and announced at the Supreme Court
before all Muricans that their tribe was now ‘extinct’. The Muricans
appealed the decision and fought an unsuccessful eight-year battle for
their lands, before Chief Obama was defeated, and all the former lands
of A’Murica became the proper title of the Vampire Duchy of Neo Con, at
the Summit of G20, in 2017. Murican tribes had become landless peons.”
An’ I ain’t lyin’….
Posted by: Mon Talk | Apr 3 2009 4:58 utc | 11
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