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March 10, 2009
Citi’s Sucker Rally

The stock market rallies today, everything is fine again now:

NEW YORK (Reuters) – U.S. stocks rose about 5 percent on Tuesday after Citigroup said it was profitable in the first two months of 2009 …

So it seems that Citibank's Pandit is the hero who brought this about:

March 10 (Bloomberg) — Citigroup Inc. Chief Executive Officer Vikram Pandit said his bank is having the best quarter since 2007, when it last posted a profit. The shares rose as much as 27 percent and helped spur gains for finance company stocks.

Ok – the best quarter since the last one that was profitable. But does that mean that this quarter will turn profitable? Or does that only mean that the loss this quarter will be smaller than the double digit billion losses in each of the five quarters before? Pundit does not tell us:

“I am most encouraged with the strength of our business so far in 2009,” Pandit wrote in an internal memorandum obtained today by Bloomberg.

"Obtained" by Bloomberg? Seems to me it was given to Bloomberg by Pandit's public relation agency.

“I am, like you, disappointed with our current stock price and the broad-based misperceptions about our company and its financial position,” Pandit, 52, said in the memo, adding that the price doesn’t reflect the New York-based bank’s capital strength and earnings potential. The company had $19 billion of revenue in January and February excluding writedowns that have already been disclosed, Pandit said.

Now wait a second – writedowns that have already been disclosed do not count? In reality there were probably  $19 billion of revenue but the writedowns, disclosed or not, are bigger and I bet the quarter will thereby end with another loss.

The Bloomberg piece created a sucker rally. I believe it is a lot of hot air. A last minute pump and dump scheme.

As the Wall Street Journal reports:

Barely a week after the third rescue of Citigroup Inc., U.S. officials are examining what fresh steps they might need to take to stabilize the bank if its problems mount, according to people familiar with the matter.

Federal officials describe the discussions, which are wide-ranging and preliminary, as "contingency planning." Regulators are trying to ensure that they are prepared if Citigroup takes a sudden turn for the worse, which they aren't expecting, these people say.

"Contingency planing" when you do not expect trouble?

Banking regulators and Treasury officials called Citigroup executives over the weekend amid rumors about the discussions, according to people familiar with the matter. They said the talks were geared toward future planning and that no new rescue was imminent.

The discussions include the Treasury Department, Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, Federal Reserve and Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. The FDIC backs many of Citigroup's deposits in the U.S., as well as a large amount of new debt issued by the firm.

Regulators say the planning should be seen as a normal function of government during a financial crisis.

Four important agencies work with Citigroup over the weekend because they do not expect any problem. Is that a normal functioning of government? No, I will not buy that bridge.

Citi is bankrupt. There is no way to rescue it except the taxpayer steps in to cover the $140 billion or likely more of Citi's derivative losses.

Is there the political will to that? Not really, but neither is there political will to let it fail. The powers that be will try to prop Citi up from quarter to quarter and will thereby let the cancer grow that eats at the health of the real economy.

It would be very messy to let Citi aand other big banks go down and woud have a lot of serious international and national political consequences. Still – unless the U.S. wants to go down itself, it might be the only right thing to do.

Comments

At the end of last week, CNBC’s Fast Money crowd warned about a nasty short squeeze in the immediate future. They gave a heads up that individual stock and index call volumes were screamingly high. They also warned against “This is the bottom” pronouncements. Props where they’re due.
I just wish the other sweater girls and financial muppets would stop telling me the recession is prolonged by my lack of confidence. Trust me, as a laid off worker, I’d much rather believe that it’s finally Morning In America again and we’re all going to new heights in stocks and employment.
I think I’ll confidently tell them to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: vachon | Mar 10 2009 18:11 utc | 1

Profitability is an illusive concept. It could be that Citigroup is actually saying that it will be profitable AFTER WRITEOFFS of discontinued operations, future layoffs, etc. Writeoffs get carried below the net operating profit line, since their considered no longer part of current operations. As a result, companies can declare profitability while actually showing bottom line losses. I’ve watched companies play this accounting game for years.

Posted by: JohnH | Mar 10 2009 18:29 utc | 2

why do i get the feeling there is about to be an exodus from the mainland to some choice island real estate somewhere in the Pacific.
i was trying to explain to a coworker why i didn’t expect little Timmy G. and Co. to do what’s necessary by asking her if she would feel comfortable confiscating her friend’s house and selling off all the furniture.

Posted by: Lizard | Mar 10 2009 18:33 utc | 3

Are we so short-sightedly gullible that we are ready to believe anything a banker is telling us?

Posted by: ralphieboy | Mar 10 2009 19:48 utc | 4

Your takeaway isn’t that WS is disingenuous, we knew that.
Your takeaway isn’t that WS is corrupt and lies out of both sides of its face.
Your takeaway is the stunning rally on pure vapor.
Imagine if Bill Gates announced today a next version of Vista, called Goliath ’09, and predicted Champion would ‘crush Apple forever’. Would the entire IT market and all the third-party software writers rush to create applications for Goliath? Would Apple shares drop precipitously overnight? Would Seattle become the next Dubai?
Not bloody likely!
So how does a single canned accounting trick on a bailed out bank cause a +5% dead cat bounce in the market from the opening bell? We’re barely below the long-term trend line in all the exchanges anyway. There should be a huge unwinding below the trend line over the next seven or eight quarters, before we lay in a solid bottom.
That’s what you want to analyze.
What the hell happened to almost every single stock today, that they all went up!?
Is there some “churn and burn” market mechanism that incentivizes the mutual and pension funds managers to go “all in” on a single news announcement, knowing the market will likely be positive today, and will likely sell off again tomorrow?
Note, there wasn’t time for brokers to do their call-and-response pump-and-dump dialing-for-dollars. The market was up broadly right out of the gate.
Is this just a mutual and pension fund commission gouge, like the R/E brokers and appraisers, working together to make sure the appraisal was always at least 117.7% of the sale price, knowing the mortgage loan go through for 85% of the appraisal?
If that’s the case, should we trust our pensions and 401k’s in the hands of WS’s desperate commission con-men, willing to throw US under the train for a fast buck?

Posted by: Chance Michaels | Mar 10 2009 21:11 utc | 5

To put today’s rally into perspective, click on graph.

Posted by: Hamburger | Mar 10 2009 21:12 utc | 6

wasn’t it under Shrub that it was decreed that companies can lie with impunity about their results if it’s deemed necessary for national security? ah, the smell of books being cooked in the morning!

Posted by: ran | Mar 10 2009 22:51 utc | 7

Hamburger@6-Excellent graph that puts this moment in perspective. Note to others who link to Hamburger’s graph, you need to scroll down to find it. Worth clicking on and enlarging to see the detail.
Glad all my money was invested in my fishing futures. Have I got flys…

Posted by: David | Mar 10 2009 23:05 utc | 8

Hamburger is spot on. Today’s rally barely covered the losses of last week’s worst day – and markets have been going down for close to 2 weeks.
In fact, considering past similar sudden peaks, I expect markets to go down by Thursday, and to have cancelled today’s (and possibly tomorrow’s) gains, a week from now. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if some shitsorm occurred before the week is over, like really bad news with GM or some bank.

Posted by: CluelessJoe | Mar 11 2009 0:16 utc | 9

When the workers have surrendered half their life savings to finance capitalists at Citi & Deutsche Bank, then the market “adjustment” will end.

Posted by: slothrop | Mar 11 2009 2:58 utc | 10

We should envy the French and German state capitalisms which expropriate out the pockets of workers everywhere the means to satisfy both finance capitalist and the prostate examinations of French pensioners.
Arrighiri Emmanuel is right after all.
Let’s not deny that the proud social democracy welfare state is a parasite as much as any wall street “investment” bank.

Posted by: slothrop | Mar 11 2009 3:09 utc | 11

Do you really think it will stop at half (#12) or do you see that as the conflagration point for the proletariat?

Posted by: Juannie | Mar 11 2009 3:17 utc | 12

Now it is clear that this was a manipulated rally and that the “internal memo” of Citi was leaked to give some people big gains: Citigroup Executives Score $2.2 Million Betting on Own Stock

March 12 (Bloomberg) — Four Citigroup Inc. executives who bought the bank’s stock last week have already generated a $2.2 million paper profit, regulatory filings show.
The executives, including director Roberto Hernandez, benefited as the company’s stock climbed 47 percent since March 10, when Chief Executive Officer Vikram Pandit said in a memo that the bank is having the best quarter since 2007. Their buying spree was the first by bank insiders since Jan. 14, filings show.

That’s insider trading at its “best” …

Posted by: b | Mar 12 2009 11:36 utc | 13

Related, here’s Jim Cramer (or an imposter, not really sure) with some amazing candor about the mechanics of Wall Street. Specifically, he discusses how hedge funds manipulate the market for profit.

Posted by: Jeremiah | Mar 12 2009 15:08 utc | 14

Nouriel Roubini chimes in: Reflections on the latest dead cat bounce or bear market sucker’s rally

It is déjà vu all over again. We have already seen this Groundhog Day movie at least six times over and over again in the last year or so: the market starts to rally – this time around about 8% in a week – and the chorus of optimists starts to say that this is the bottom of the economic and financial crisis and that we are at the beginning of a sustained stock market rally that signals the true end of this bear market.

So, in conclusion and caveat emptor for investors: Dear investors, do enjoy this dead cat bounce and bear market sucker’s rally; most likely most of you will jump the ship as soon as this rally loses its steam; and your attempt to jump ship will make the next round of the bear market bust even faster. Today short-selling covering is leading to a more pronounced bear market rally; at some point in the future the capitulation of investors trying to sell their equities at the peak of the latest bear market rally will make the next round of the bear market bust faster and more pronounced. So, don’t wait too long until you jump ship while the financial Titanic hits the next financial iceberg: you may get squeezed and crashed in the rush to the lifeboats.

Posted by: b | Mar 15 2009 12:29 utc | 15

The SEC should indict the executives. This is exactly what is wrong with this country.

Posted by: Richard | Mar 16 2009 4:15 utc | 16