The financial turbulence brings up all kind of strange stories like Citibank’s crazy business model. Here is another one.
As the recession settled in, car sales have tanked and car makers are in trouble. But this week Volkswagen shares exploded and for a few minutes Volkswagen was, on paper, the world’s most expensive company. This is the mother of all short squeezes.

What happened:
- 20% of Volkswagen shares are owned by the state of Lower Saxony.
- Porsche, having made loads of money in previous years, is for some
time know to own 35% of Volkswagen shares and aiming for a controlling
majority of 75%. - A lot of hedge funds sold short Volkswagen share and hoped that Volkswagen’s share price would sink with the economy.
- The shorts had borrowed 12.9% of Volkswagen’s common stocks. Some did not borrow the shares at all. Their bets were naked:
Conventionally, the trader will "borrow" securities
from a current shareholder, typically a bank or prime broker, agreeing
to return them on demand. The seller delivers these shares to a buyer,
who takes full ownership and likely does not know that he is
participating in a short sale. When the seller wants to "unwind" the
position, he buys back equivalent shares in the market and returns them
to the lender.
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Naked short selling is a case of short selling without
first arranging a borrow. If the stock is in short supply, finding the
borrow can be difficult to arrange.
- On Sunday Porsche announced that it had bought an additional
7.6% of Volkswagon shares and had acquired options from other
shareholders to buy another 31.5% of shares. - With 94.1% (20+35+7.6+31.5) of Volkswagen shares effectively taken
off the market and further buy demand from Porsche, the price for still
outstanding shares went up. - The folks that lend 12.9% of Volkswagen common shares are now
asking the shorts to give them back. The shorts have to buy those in a
market that can only provide half of them or settle in cash at current
market prices. - That drove the share prices up into lunatic highs, 1,005.01 euros
at the top, and will ruin the hedge funds that made these deals.
Writes the FT:
“I have hedge fund managers literally in tears on the phone,” said one London-based auto analyst.
It
is rumored that hedge funds lost some $10-15 billion on their
Volkswagen bets. I am not sorry for these people. They wanted to play
in the casino and they knew the risk.
It is fine to short a stock when one expects it to go down. But it
was well known that Porsche had the intend to buy as many Volkswagen
shares as it could get. There was no good reason to bet against its
ability to do so.
Following the Volkswagen jump today, the DAX30 index, which includes
Volkswagen, jumped up 11% and road killed lots of index short folks.
The current downturn will likely see more of such strong market
reactions upwards and downwards. With each one the believe in ‘free
markets’ will be hit and the myth of ‘deregulation is good’ will be
exposed for what it is.
That’s fine with me. Especially when such market troubles squeezes those who profited from the false believe.
If we really need to go through another depression lets hope that
it will hit the players just as much as the normal folks. That is
likely the only way to prevent another credit bubble and bust for the
rest of our and our children’s life.