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April 11, 2008
Some still buy Moddy’s rated crap-bonds

The Wall Street Journal, via Big Picture, writes about one of the three rating agencies that helped bankers sell bundled crap as triple-A rated valuable bonds. Another piece explains that this scheme is still working and how a big investor is stills buying such crap with your money.

The rating:

[Moody’s, a] firm once known for a bookish culture began to focus on the market share that affected its own revenue and profit. The rating firm became willing, on occasion, to switch analysts if clients complained. An executive overseeing mortgage ratings went skydiving with a client. By the height of the mortgage-securities frenzy in 2006, Moody’s had pulled even with its largest competitor, rating nine out of every 10 dollars raised in these instruments. It gave many of the bonds its coveted triple-A rating.

Investors, many of whom relied on ratings to signal which securities
were safe to buy, have lost more than $100 billion in market value. The
credibility of the ratings system is in tatters as new downgrades of
mortgage securities come almost weekly.

Moody’s, Standard & Poor and Fitch essentially took bribes from investment banks. They rated bonds issued by the big bank’s shady off-balance-sheet vehicles much higher than they deserved to be rated.

A lot of pension funds now own such misrated bonds and are losing money on them.

So one should think that by now no one will trusts those ratings anymore. Not so.

There are still banks out there who try this three card monte trick and they even find investors who fall for the scheme. One of these people goes buy the name of Ben Bernanke and acts, somewhat, on behalf of the people.

Reuters reading from another WSJ piece:

According to the Journal, Lehman [Brothers Holdings Inc] transferred $2.8 billion in loans that included some risky leveraged buyout debt into a new investment entity called Freedom.

Freedom then issued debt securities backed by the loans, and $2.26 billion of the securities got investment-grade credit rankings from Moody’s and Standard & Poor’s, according to the report.

The bank used some of those securities as collateral for a low-interest, short-term cash loan from the Federal Reserve, the Journal said, citing people familiar with the matter.

When the Fed makes profits, as it usually does, most of those go to the government and help to pay for the general budget. When one day the Fed will make a big loss on one of these loans backed by crap-bond collateral, it will send less profit to the government and higher taxes will have to make up for the difference.

Ben Bernanke will then explain to Congress that it was impossible to know that a triple-A rated bond could be worth less than its face value. "Who could have known that Moody’s …"

Comments

Happened to see some paperwork for the UBS wealth-management account of a family friend, a sweet, befuddled old-old widow. It objectively explained the pros and cons of the CfuckingDOs they had stuffed up her ass. So don’t worry, the risks will be, as they say, diffused.

Posted by: …—… | Apr 11 2008 17:30 utc | 1

@b:
Don’t know if you meant to say ‘bundled carp’ or ‘bundled crap’ in the first paragraph, but either way, I got the meaning…it’s just that ‘bundled carp‘ is a bit more humorous. 🙂

Posted by: Dr. Wellington Yueh | Apr 11 2008 19:10 utc | 2

@Dr. – thanks – corrected – a typo the spellchecker didn’t get …
yes, carp is more humorous, but satire and snark is difficult to transfer on the web. It often gets missunderstood so I try to avoid it (I am from a rough area that has a certain kind of very “dry”, “dark” and sometimes “brutal” snark – sometimes it shine through the posts here, but I avoid its real power as it turns people off … )

Posted by: b | Apr 11 2008 19:46 utc | 3

I thought “bundled carp” was the correct term: It eventually stinks, it rots from the head, and some of its sellers will lie to make a buck.

Posted by: infoshaman | Apr 11 2008 20:09 utc | 4

I think Moddy’s is pretty funny.

Posted by: Hamburger | Apr 11 2008 22:28 utc | 5

b:

A lot of pension funds now own such misrated bonds and are losing money on them.

When the public refused to let Bush give their pensions funds to Wall Street little did they know that they intended to hand them over anyway. Bush just wanted their approval. Here’s what made it legal:

While the Clinton administration generally supported Glass-Steagall “modernization,” but there are concerns that mid-term elections in the fall could bring in Democrats less sympathetic to changing the laws.
Sandy Weill calls President Clinton in the evening to try to break the deadlock after Senator Phil Gramm, chairman of the Banking Committee, warned Citigroup lobbyist Roger Levy that Weill has to get White House moving on the bill or he would shut down the House-Senate conference.

Yeah, wouldn’t want those nasty dems interferring with the Clinton GOP plan
Yeah heaven forbid those nasty Democrats get elected and spoil the debt inflation party that Clinton supported.
And speaking of Phil Gramm:

Gramm was partly caught up in the Enron scandal when it emerged that his wife Wendy had part written an exemption for Enron from federal oversight while she was serving on the Commodity Futures Trading Commission.
Gramm was personally involved further when it came to light that he had helped to turn the exemption into law as well as push through the deregulation of energy markets that led in part to the Enron scandal. During this period Enron was a major contributor to his campaigns

Looting the public is an American value
And where is Phil Gramm now – co-chair and economic advisor of McCain’s campaign. Of course the “liberal media” will never mention this and many of the looted will vote for him. Hey did you hear the breaking news; Obama smeared Americans in a secret tape revealed in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Sam | Apr 12 2008 2:12 utc | 6

My new son-in-law(As of last Sat) has 4 years with WaMu in commerical RE. He has told me many things already and has promised to really fill me in when he gets a chance(He and daughter are in Cal.and I am in Ky.so we mostly talk on phone). He has been a top earner and has been in on some queer deals.

Posted by: R.L. | Apr 12 2008 4:01 utc | 7

Overall, economic indicators reflect the rate of economic growth and inflation which, in turn, affects interest rates. http://funds.blogtells.com/category/bond-funds/

Posted by: Bond Funds | Apr 12 2008 5:25 utc | 8

Obama smeared Americans in a secret tape revealed in Pennsylvania.
thank god for moon. this would be totally off my radar had i not googled around after your comment sam. funny thing about obama, they ywist his meaning and try to make these insults stick…. he comes out ahead every time.
Obama makes a molehill out of a mountain
i’ll say one thing for obama, he’s got the common sense factor in spades.

“You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

his response in video is @ the link. what i wonder is if any administration has the capability to heal these states.

Posted by: annie | Apr 12 2008 5:43 utc | 9

Pass me a deck chair, will you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8

Posted by: Terrence Micheals | Apr 12 2008 6:12 utc | 10

annie:
this would be totally off my radar had i not googled around after your comment sam. funny thing about obama, they ywist his meaning and try to make these insults stick…. he comes out ahead every time.
Yeah they finally halted the smear on CNN after he responded and they played a few clips from the vid but not enough to transfer the full effect of its power. They also cut it off before the standing ovation.

Posted by: Sam | Apr 12 2008 9:37 utc | 11

This is a quote from the WSJ:

The world’s major economic powers issued a warning to financial markets Friday that they won’t sit by and watch the dollar continue to slide against other big currencies.
In a highly unusual move, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and their counterparts from the Group of Seven nations said in a statement: “Since our last meeting, there have been at times sharp fluctuations in major currencies, and we are concerned about their possible implications for economic and financial stability.”

This is a quote from CalculatedRisk:

Earlier this week, when asked about the possibility of a dollar crisis, Volcker responded “You don’t have to predict it, you’re in it.” With these highly unusual comments, the G-7 clearly agrees with Volcker.

Posted by CalculatedRisk at 10:57 PM
G-7 Sets Aggressive Tone On the Sagging Dollar
This is what they actually recommended:

The plan is designed to make financial markets less secretive and improve supervision, which in theory would help prevent a repeat of the current financial debacles.

plan to halt financial crux
In other words they are telling the US to clean up their books and put a leash on their crooks. No mention of actually doing anything to prop up the dollar but they did promise to lean on China to raise the value of their currency.

Posted by: Sam | Apr 12 2008 9:52 utc | 12

2 aspects of the G7 propaganda are especially interesting: from the coverage you would think Paulson is the head of state (it is comforting to forget about the imbecile in charge); and ‘currency surveillance’ is being twisted into a vague threat to the dollar shorts. Japan can’t do shit about the dollar with their divided Diet and their new, titular, BOJ tyke, Europe doesn’t give a shit about the dollar, and the GOP needs a worthless dollar to have any hope in November. So, yeah, right, the dollar will stabilize now.

Posted by: …—… | Apr 12 2008 14:28 utc | 13