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Nuts United
Some U.S. Christian conservatives are up in arms over some Vanity Fair pictures of one Miley Cyrus. I never heard of her before and from what I can gather she is some young rich girl doing TV. The "scandal" created 864+ google news links that will help her to move into Jodie Foster territory and sell her new CD. The blame is now moved away from Disney, the general profiteer of the case, onto Annie Leibovitz who took those quite decent shots. Well, one can always blame the Jews …
Not availabe as major U.S. MSM news is how Afghan officials pulled some Indian soap operas from Afghan TV for being "un-Islamic". To say so in U.S. media would somehow be ‘controversial’. Who would want to confess that the U.S. supports conservative religious nuts judging over media content in a U.S. managed foreign country?
Better to look at some religious nut in Iran, who warns against the obstructive cultural danger of Barbie puppets. A story that already ran in 2002. But don’t bother to say so – the sheeple will not notice the repeat.
Recently
in Jerusalem some hundred orthodox Jews protested against the sale of leavened bread to anyone during their passover. Okay – not much sex in that story unless you have some interesting fantasies. It is simply another attempt to put some old-book-based interpretation of one’s own life onto others.
We should somehow export all those folks. Can we please find some lone island on this planet to unify all these idiots?
Having sacrificed Anna Nicole and Britney upon the altar of the in the past year, we have a new representative goddess of debased Spectacle culture ready to take the ritual stage.
Her name is Miley Cyrus.
Her young age, certainly fits the bill for a sacrificial goddess, if we remember good ol’ James Frazier’s the Golden Bough:
“The honour of living for a short time in the character of a god and dying a violent death in the same capacity was not restricted to men in Mexico; women were allowed, or rather compelled, to enjoy the glory and to share the doom as representatives of goddesses. Thus at a great festival in September, which was preceded by a strict fast of seven days, they sanctified a young slave girl of twelve or thirteen years, the prettiest they could find, to represent the Maize Goddess Chicomecohuatl. They invested her with the ornaments of the goddess, putting a mitre on her head and maize-cobs round her neck and in her hands, and fastening a green feather upright on the crown of her head to imitate an ear of maize. This they did, we are told, in order to signify that the maize was almost ripe at the time of the festival, but because it was still tender they chose a girl of tender years to play the part of the Maize Goddess.”
And what is it with all the Disney links anyway?–Britney, Justin, Christina?
More to the point, why are these goddess symbols almost always blondes, at least when first (re)presented to us–something about “amber waves of grain,” maybe? In the Aztec version of the representative goddess sacrifice, you certainly have the golden color of the maize to correlate with this prevalence of blonde goddesses in the pantheon of our Spectacle cult-sure.
Does that make us the new Aztecs?
How long before Miley is doing the public nudity and scandal circuit, the blow and lesbian-teasing with whoever her generations Paris Hilton will be? How long before the eventual crash, which the entrained consumers of Spectacle secretly need and yearn for?
Hopefully it never comes. We’ve seen that script too many times already.
Perhaps, though, the secret-agent angle of Miley’s Disney show points to a different symbolic role than that of sacrificial goddess. Mayhaps, hers will be more of a magickian-priestess role, a mistress of illusion, a la Madonna.
Or maybe she’ll just grow up, become a mom and retire to a farm somewhere.
And grow a mullet.
And be happy, well adjusted and a master of herself.
Let’s go for that one. And I’ll do my part for the cause by never mentioning or paying attention to young Ms. Cyrus’ image again. Like that “Leave Britney Alone!” guy knows, if it’s being represented to you–it’s just that, an image: an illusion for consumption and addiction; a false celebrity idol we are intended to sacrifice emotions, time and psychic energy to, anyway; that is, before we sacrifice the unfortunate one who bears that image.
Enjoy the ride, Miley.
Me, I’m getting off at the next exit ramp and going on a ride of my own.
Posted by: Ghost of Saddam Hussein | Apr 29 2008 20:52 utc | 6
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