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January 29, 2008
Afghanistan Update – Kill Karzai

There are some interesting developments around Afghanistan where pipeline promoter Karzai, currently mayor of Kabul, is getting a bit uptidy.

Despite the wishes of the U.S. and UK he rejected ‘Lord’ Paddy Ashdown as viceroy.

His people claim this was not because of Ashdown’s personality – as international "high representative" Ashdown ran Bosnia like a Raj –  but because of his envisioned role:

The Afghan government had however had concerns about the powers of the job, which had previously been that of special representative of the United Nations but which international circles had wanted to expand.

Initial suggestions that it would grow so the envoy would become the leading representative of the UN, NATO and the European Union were "not acceptable," [Afghan Foreign Minister] Spanta said.

Most likely both issues, Ashdown’s proposed role and personality, are relevant here. Karzai certainly had reason to be concerned about each of those.

Newsweek spreads rumors that Zalmay Khalilzad, U.S. ambassador to the UN and former Unocal adviser, wants Karzai’s job. This makes some sense because Karzai never got that pipeline deal done. Khalilzad is a pure neocon with a U.S. and an Afghan passport and may think he has better connections to bribe the right people to finally let the central asian spice flow into the U.S. economy.

The Financial Times adds to the fight by pointing to a "serious reason" why Karzai might want to resign:

Recently there have also been concerns about Mr Karzai’s health with many believing he is politically isolated and overworked, particularly in the wake of two other big run-ins with the international community.

I am sure Karzai took note about such "concerns over his health" –  a barely covered threat of an imminent assassination. Just in case he didn’t ‘get it’ the Telegraph reminds him:

Mr Karzai must live with the knowledge that every one of his predecessors for the past 107 years, whether kings or presidents, was overthrown violently. You have to go back to King Abdur Rahman, who died in 1901, to find an Afghan leader who managed to avoid being ousted or assassinated.

All of this is reckless imperial gambling over an already lost cause. Khalilzad running a deeply religious tribal society with a drug economy in the very backlands of the planet would even be funny to watch if not for all the people killed by further NATO and U.S. bombing before the Talibs would shut him off.

The Guardian reports today that "Senior UK Foreign Office Officials" combine the Ashdown, Khalilzad and Karzai stories and suggest that Khalilzad urged Karzai to reject Ashdown as a step to replacing him. (Did Khalilzad bet on the MI6 or CIA to kill Karzai over the Ashdown rejection?)

That doesn’t make much sense to me, but it lays bare the "western" confusion, infighting and desperation over the lost war on Afghanistan.

There are some initiatives to "rescue" the certain strategic defeat. As Pakistan gets "hot" and is likely, at a point, to cut off the logistic line of support for U.S. troops in Afghanistan, Centcom commander Admiral Fallon bowed to the dictator of Uzbekistan to develop an alternative transport route. (He probably should have talked to Putin who has some real influence on that issue …)

Meanwhile Canada is pissed that its soldiers die in Afghanistan to no avail and wants other NATO countries to have their people killed there too for the same reason. Or, the Canadian Prime Minister threatens, it will pull out. Harpers said something like: "If you don’t finally start behaving as stupid as we do, we will have to stop doing so."

Somehow, that would be fine with me ….

Comments

Dig the Dune reference, as always.

Posted by: Cloud | Jan 29 2008 22:28 utc | 1

Lots of good stuff, b, as usual.
Khalilzad as President of Afghanistan is an idea could only come out of Bizarro World. Could he stay on as US Ambassador to the UN? It could lead to some amusing scenes, too bad Peter Sellers is unavailable for the screen role.
The idea of a trans-Afghanistan pipeline is from the same source, I suspect.
As for Fallon in Uzbekistan, this new style of sending military officials to negotiate with heads of state leaves me perplexed, is Condi too busy?

Posted by: Dick Durata | Jan 29 2008 23:19 utc | 2

you’re hot b

Posted by: annie | Jan 29 2008 23:39 utc | 3

That pipeline is still just a pipe dream. Probably will be for a long time.

Posted by: mikefromtexas | Jan 30 2008 0:08 utc | 4

The pipeline is a pipe dream, but it can matter if the matter in the pipes in Washington are filled with the stuff from the afghani fields.

Posted by: a swedish kind of death | Jan 30 2008 1:20 utc | 5

I wonder how Chinese negotiations with the Taliban are going?

Posted by: swio | Jan 30 2008 2:01 utc | 6

Slightly OT but somewhat funny: White House Criticizes Envoy Over Iran

White House officials expressed anger on Tuesday about an appearance in which the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Zalmay Khalilzad, sat beside the Iranian foreign minister at a panel of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, on Saturday.
The United States does not have diplomatic relations with Iran, and the Bush administration has limited its official high-level dealings with Iran to discussions about Iraq, primarily in Baghdad. Administration officials said that Mr. Khalilzad’s appearance beside Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki in Davos at a panel on Iranian foreign policy surprised senior Bush administration officials, who became aware that Mr. Khalilzad had appeared with Mr. Mottaki only when a video of the discussion appeared on YouTube on Tuesday.

Cheney is angry with Khalilzad? There goes the hope for the job in Kabul …

Posted by: b | Jan 30 2008 7:55 utc | 7

These people are bat shit insane. It was bad enough that Chalabi, a likely Iranian double agent, was permitted to function deep into U.S. military intelligence circles, simply because he told the administration what it wanted to hear. But, #7 would indicate Kahalizad also is under questionable suspicion of having a personal agenda. Could he too be a mole? Not necessarily for Iran, but working in conjunction with them for some other (pipeline) deal. Why else would Cheney become paranoid? Or are they realizing their power over those they gave power to have been playing them as suckers?

Posted by: anna missed | Jan 30 2008 9:56 utc | 8

Harper… stupid… thanks for the laugh

Posted by: jcairo | Jan 30 2008 11:24 utc | 9

More Khalilzad’s freelancing in Davos from LAT: U.S. envoy debates Iranians — a no-no

America’s sometimes-freewheeling ambassador to the United Nations ran afoul of his superiors by taking part in unauthorized debate with two high-ranking Iranian officials during a conference of world leaders last week in the luxury Alpine resort of Davos, Switzerland.
Zalmay Khalilzad made an unscheduled appearance Saturday at a World Economic Forum discussion of Iran’s controversial nuclear program, whose participants included Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki and Mojtaba Samare Hashemi, a top advisor to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Khalilzad did not veer from the U.S. position, but broke rules that permit Bush administration officials to discuss issues with Iranians only under limited circumstances and with advance approval.
“Ambassador Khalilzad’s appearance with the Iranian foreign minister and presidential advisor was not authorized,” said a State Department spokesman, who declined to be identified while discussing a personnel issue. He said officials would speak to Khalilzad about the infraction.

Khalilzad is known in the diplomatic community as an affable ambassador who does not always follow the administration’s rules.
U.S. officials were left red-faced last month when he circulated a U.N. Security Council resolution supporting Mideast peace efforts begun in November at a gathering in Annapolis, Md. Khalilzad was forced to withdraw the resolution after Israeli officials complained that they did not want Security Council involvement in the talks.
Khalilzad, a former ambassador to Afghanistan and Iraq, is one of the few U.S. officials who has had personal contact with Iranian counterparts. While ambassador to Afghanistan, he orchestrated Iran’s help in establishing a transitional government in Kabul. While in Iraq, he engaged Iran on security issues.

Posted by: b | Jan 30 2008 13:49 utc | 10

Khalilzad is a pure neocon with a U.S. and an Afghan passport and may think he has better connections to bribe the right people to finally let the central asian spice flow into the U.S. economy.
the last thing afghanis want is another puppet for the US. they want someone who can’t be pushed around, who is independent and can do what he wants, including attending a forum at davis.
when the US has egg on its face it doesn’t advertise it.
enter the neonuts favorite mouthpiece the nysun publishing a story pushed by freakrepublic and captian quarters you can believe they are spreadin the news. nyt channeling cheney no less as being upset w/Khalilzad! the latimes!
if you ask me it is a set up to establish this guy is a man of his own free will. don’t be a sucker!

Posted by: annie | Jan 30 2008 17:38 utc | 11

ps, not only did the sun article link to a youtube of the event, they had this to say about Khalilzad..
Mr. Khalilzad has in the past been taken to task for his “independent streak.
plus, this cracks me up
Mr. Khalilzad’s participation on the Davos panel was “not authorized,” the official told The New York Sun yesterday, after a videotaping of the event was posted on the Web site YouTube and made the rounds among diplomats at the United Nations.
lol, i linked to it, couldn’t make it thru the beginning which was in farsi or something. as if making the rounds among diplomats at the UN is the equivalence of brittney’s throng of fans. so far the video has had a little over 2000 viewers. probably from the nysun link! since when do they provide youtube links. they are actually promoting the video.
yawn
don’t listen to what they say, listen to what they are pushing.

Posted by: annie | Jan 30 2008 17:50 utc | 12

Afhanistan has had enough pupets in the last one hundred years and does not need Khalilzad and other orthodox pupets to be the head of this afflicted nation

Posted by: word of truth | Jan 30 2008 19:03 utc | 13

wot, i hope you didn’t think i was promoting him when i said they want someone who can’t be pushed around, who is independent and can do what he wants, including attending a forum at davis..
what i meant was this was likely part of an image setup.

Posted by: annie | Jan 30 2008 19:45 utc | 14

“Meanwhile Canada is pissed that its soldiers die in Afghanistan to no avail and wants other NATO countries to have their people killed there too for the same reason. Or, the Canadian Prime Minister threatens, it will pull out. Harpers said something like: “If you don’t finally start behaving as stupid as we do, we will have to stop doing so.”

Well said. It was a pleasure to read that. Can I steal it?
cheers

Posted by: gregD (in Canada) | Feb 4 2008 5:34 utc | 15