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December 5, 2007
How to Kill Fishermen

Traditional beer taverns on the North-German coasts have candles burning at each table. Visiting smokers should beware of lighting their cigarettes with these. It will inevitably provoke some harsh reaction by the locals or the publician.

"Stop that! Each time you light a smoke with a candle you kill a fisherman!"

Most folks, even those protesting the atrocious deed, have long forgotten why this is believed to be so. But every child here knows by heart that you just don’t do that. It kills fishermen.

Here’s the background story as it was told to me a long time ago.

During the dark wintertimes the seas are roaring, the winds gusty and the big rivers frozen. There’s no chance to sail out for fish. The fishermen are out of pay and go hungry.

To survive, the fisher families gather in their huts around the table. They chip dry wood into tiny splints. They dunk the tips of these into a strong smelling can in front of them. The result is carefully lined up aside to eventually dry. The can holds a well stirred mixture of yellow phosphor, sulfer, potassium chlorate and gum arabicum. The fishermen produce matches. At daytime, they and their children will roam the market and knock on doors to sell them.

Lighting a smoke with a candle robs the fishermen of their only winter income. It kills.

The wisdom from that old tale is still kept alive as a social norm here, long after its reason went away. It is so ingrained in me that I don’t dare to use a candle to light up, even when alone.

But then, many of our small rites, morals and believes are kept alive for generations, while their original background and usefullness long disappeared.

Comments

Interesting, thanks b

Posted by: Ben | Dec 5 2007 20:06 utc | 1

Thanks. It seems I’ve heard that somewhere not too long ago, hmm…..Hamburg maybe? I recall some amazons being scolded for lighting their smokes from a bar candle.
🙂
My favorite ritual endures. [lifts glass] FUCK BUSH!

Posted by: beq | Dec 5 2007 22:22 utc | 2

yes, it was in hamburg beq. b, you told me the story when i tried to light up w/the little candle next to your computer 😉
i first heard the story while living like a vagabond on the beach in tulum w/some norwegian divers. they jumped right down my throat when trying to light up w/a candle. this is taken very seriously by many people.

Posted by: annie | Dec 6 2007 0:40 utc | 3

b: And don’t whistle or you’ll bring up a storm, don’t bring a green plant on board ship or you’ll rot out the bilge, don’t cook curry carrots for a squarehead, don’t put a hatch on upside down (duhh), and don’t spit your snoose out the porthole, unless you can clear the deck rail(also duhh)… you can tell old country fishermen are Papists.
Farmers are more Presbyterian: Don’t eat all your seeds before spring planting. : )
beq: Enjoy: http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.gadling.com/media/2007/11/1650341_8.jpg

Posted by: Ted Swenson | Dec 6 2007 1:42 utc | 4

Yes, Beq – your ritual has certainly not lost its original background and usefulness!!
Lifts glass: FUCK BUSH!

Posted by: Maxcrat | Dec 6 2007 2:30 utc | 5

Yes, Beq – your ritual has certainly not lost its original background and usefulness!!
Lifts glass: FUCK BUSH!

Posted by: Maxcrat | Dec 6 2007 2:30 utc | 6

Yes, Beq – your ritual has certainly not lost its original background and usefulness!!
Lifts glass: FUCK BUSH!

Posted by: Maxcrat | Dec 6 2007 2:30 utc | 7

Darn it, B. Sorry about the triplicate posting.

Posted by: Maxcrat | Dec 6 2007 2:31 utc | 8

And Fishermen in my part of the world refuse to learn how to swim, it only prolongs the inevitable.

Posted by: Cloned Poster | Dec 6 2007 2:33 utc | 9

The story resonates with me even though I’ve never heard it before. There are tough times when I labor on some seemingly useless endeavor but intuit purpose even though I can’t articulate it. It’s a sensitive time and others can destroy it as a needle can destroy a balloon. The message is too deep to explain but most of us understand it on a personal level.
Thanks for the reminder b.

Posted by: Juannie | Dec 6 2007 3:24 utc | 10

ok, if you guys are toasting i’ll join in
Lifts glass: FUCK BUSH!

Posted by: annie | Dec 6 2007 4:01 utc | 11

I suppose it would be a double faux pas to light a cigarette directly off of a burning fisherman, although most people won’t be able to recall why. Very interesting example of how cultural economy issues become social taboos. I expect there are similar backgrounds to most cultural food taboos.
So what’s the background on the German tradition of looking directly into someone’s eyes when you toast? I’m a cursory glass-clinker and barely look up, especially if the evening is wearing on and my total of drinks has been in the double-digit range. However, whenever I toast with Germans, they always open their eyes very widely and lock my gaze. This kind of behaviour seems to be restricted to them; I’ve not noticed anyone else doing it.
I once asked a group of Germans (southerners, if I recall correctly, but not Bavarians) why they always do that. They laughed politely and their only answer was “You don’t know?” Of course I don’t know or I wouldn’t have asked.

Posted by: Monolycus | Dec 6 2007 4:16 utc | 12

My guess is that the story explaining the custom came afterwards — which doesn’t affect the validity of social morality in the legend.
In Denmark, when some people finish eating a soft boiled egg, they turn it upside down in the egg cup and poke a hole in the bottom of the egg shell with the spoon — doing this saves a sailor’s life.
Is there a story to explain this? Probably not — but you could imagine that, by poking a hole in the shell, one kept the hull of one boat from being breached.
Folklore is fascinating — youall who grew up in the US surely remember that “if you step on a crack [on the sidewalk] you break your mother’s back”. Or, “if you wear green on Thursday it means you’re queer”

Posted by: Chuck Cliff | Dec 6 2007 5:49 utc | 13

You’re not just killing a fisherman, you’re kiling yourself: inhaling the fumes coming off a candle sucks microscopic wax & soot particles right down into your lungs.
And don’t forget the supersition against lighting three cigarettes on a single match: it stems from the trenches of the Crimean war when a lit match made an ideal target for snipers at night: if you took time to light a third cigarette, it gave the sniper time to aim and fire.

Posted by: ralphieboy | Dec 6 2007 8:23 utc | 14

three on a match, etc.

Posted by: jcairo | Dec 6 2007 12:15 utc | 15

Russians find it bad luck to shake hands across an open doorway. I thought about this superstition and figured that it must relate to the original meaning behind the custom of shaking hands: to demonstrate that you are unarmed.
But if you are standing in a doorway, who knows what you have behind your back?

Posted by: Anonymous | Dec 6 2007 19:29 utc | 16

Do they still smoke in Hamburg bars? Wassamatter? the Nico-Nazis have left a tiny chink in their quest for world domination? I always found it really weird since 99% of the anti-smoking brigade wouldn’t set foot in bar smoke-filled or not lest the lack of predictability and certainty that makes a good bar so enjoyable for the rest of us meant something really untoward may happen, such as being spoken to by someone they hadn’t been formally introduced to.

Posted by: Debs is dead | Dec 6 2007 19:39 utc | 17

The Rhineland-Palatinate is still a smoking area until February 15th (they delayed adopting anti-smoking legislation until after the upcoming Karneval celebrations).
The state of Hesse is already non-smoking, so folks come over the Rhine to smoke. For that, Hesse has legalized 24-hour shop opening hours(except Sundays and holidays), so if Rhinelanders want to shop after 10 pm, they drive over to Hesse.
I am loking forward to going to the local bar on February 16th and informing the owner that he has gained a new customer (I smoke occasionally, but I despise passive smoke and smoke-filled rooms).

Posted by: Anonymous | Dec 6 2007 21:06 utc | 18

My grandfather, a slav, said you may be inviting the devil in.
about the open door handshake.

Posted by: Jim | Dec 7 2007 2:57 utc | 19