- Nov. 1: Drudge exclusive: Top Democrat Senator suspected of serial rape of Panda bears
- Nov. 2: Time: Bush’s secret plan to win in Iraq
- Nov. 3: New Osama video urges to vote for Democrats: "The only chance to win"
- Nov. 4: Iran tests new long range missile – Basra within possible reach!
- Nov. 5: Saddam convicted to death by Iraqi court
- Nov. 6: NYP: Hillary poised to legislate mandatory use of condoms
- Nov. 7: Only few difficulties as voters line up. Rove: "Long lines are not a concern."
- Nov. 8: Hastert demands recounts
- Nov. 9: Bush: "I have not been on the ballot"
- Nov. 10: Rumsfeld resigns – former Senator Lieberman (R-CT) nominated as new Secretary of Defense
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If all else fails (somewhere between the 5th and 6th) the real PTB decide to martyr w.
Posted by: beq | Oct 19 2006 19:38 utc | 1
Nov. 10: Rumsfeld resigns – former Senator Lieberman (R-CT) nominated as new Secretary of Defense
Supreme Court, I suspect, but look for Lieberman to resign his seat first — probably after the Senate has already organized. (To maximize disruption of the Dems)
Posted by: billmon | Oct 19 2006 20:17 utc | 2
my my b. that’s quite a collection . loved this one from the condon link..
Does she know that the entire teen portion of Planned Parenthood’s website – which continues to be promoted in most public schools through the local PP clinics – encourages massive sexual experimentation? Sometimes directly promoting such ventures to children as young as 6 years of age?
no! say it isn’t so
ok, this pisses me off.
In the Bible, the high priest would transfer the sins of the people onto a goat, and, as it was written, “the goat shall carry all the sins of the people into a land where no one lives, and the man shall let it loose in the wilderness.”
(The word for scapegoat in Hebrew means, literally, “into hell.”)
Bush and Cheney, who don’t want him gone, will then have to contend with the reality of the new situation: One goat must be sent off into the wilderness. Who will it be?
why are we getting this biblical crap inserted into our msm? does this enhance the story?
bush/high priest , gag me
Posted by: annie | Oct 19 2006 20:23 utc | 3
Remember, remember, the 5th of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Posted by: catlady | Oct 20 2006 2:06 utc | 4
November 12: Bush simply disappears after breakfast. A rendition? A coup? Trapped in his BowFlex? Grounded by his mommy? Who knows?
By the lunch hour, a funeral procession proceeds along Pennsylvania Avenue, led by a horse with a pair of bunny slippers turned backwards in the stirrups.
Followed by a Texas mule pulling an empty turnip wagon — no flags and no coffin — just an upright fence post with a turtle stuck on top. A Boy Scout honor guard tosses out live frogs stuffed with firecrackers to force the cheering crowds back.
From the back of the wagon a short chain hoists one ankle of Dennis Hastert. The rest of Denny comes along as best as he can, this being the first time in his adult life that he has dragged only one of his feet.
The new President Cheney appoints Condi Rice the Vice President and promptly resigns, making Condi the Supreme Unitary Executive. Condi appoints John Bolton Vice President and promptly resigns and moves to Paraguay to, uhhh, mourn her missing husband.
President Bolton launches cruise missiles from Coney Island to flatten the UN, misses and flattens the New York Public Library. He misses on the second try as well, killing the entire cast of Saturday Night Live, enraging the nation.
So he resigns without appointing anybody at all. It is 2012 before anyone even mentions that white McMansion at 1600 again.
So it is sold to some Korean grocers, who turn it into a thriving Farmer’s Market catering to the tourist trade off the Mall.
The nation prospers.
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Posted by: Antifa | Oct 20 2006 3:05 utc | 5
@Antifa
Have I ever told ya, I love your rants? If not, hey, I love your rants.
Posted by: Uncle $cam | Oct 20 2006 4:59 utc | 6
You forgot the post-election one about shoppers taking wheel barrows full of dollars to the grocery store.
These guys think the shit will hit the fan economically after the election. Anyone around competent to evaluate this? November 2006: beginning of the phase of impact of the global systemic crisis
Posted by: jj | Oct 20 2006 7:30 utc | 7
jj, I just gotta laugh at Atnaifa, Antifa whatever.
“The rest of Denny comes along as best as he can, this being the first time in his adult life that he has dragged only one of his feet.”
Inspired, A.
Posted by: jonku | Oct 20 2006 8:52 utc | 8
Okay so I post in groups of 2, I’m not totally OCD but it comes in handy sometimes. I did read all b’s summary links except the one video, that doesn’t work so good on My Computer.
I thought I was losing the plot but after a couple of days it sinks in again and becomes once again a guided journey through the tunnel of media, operative word guided. Still the most happening spot I’ve found in the tubes of the Interweb, Moon of Alabama. CBGBs is dead, long live MoA!
Posted by: jonku | Oct 20 2006 8:58 utc | 9
Still the most happening spot I’ve found in the tubes of the Interweb, Moon of Alabama. CBGBs is dead, long live MoA!
a round on the house! nightcap everyone!
antifa, i’m saving that one, sending it our to all my friends one cold shivering day…
Posted by: annie | Oct 20 2006 9:12 utc | 10
Jesus Crisp annie! It’s 5:12:01 AM and you just now comin in! You party anImal! ;-p
Posted by: Uncle $cam | Oct 20 2006 10:15 utc | 12