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Satan on the day Shrub dies: "Bring ‘Em On."
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July 19, 2006
WB: Bring ‘Em On
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Would be better to deal with him in this life rather than the next.
Posted by: DM | Jul 19 2006 13:11 utc | 1
How about a guillotine. Picture a three-story tall stainless steel, burnished copper, matte aluminium and etched bronze guillotine, its blade sparkling in the morning sun on the Capitol Mall, surrounded by green grass and cheering masses yearning to breathe free again…
I can dream, can’t I.
Posted by: Ensley | Jul 19 2006 13:32 utc | 3
Ensley – My dream for the entire inner circle of the Cheney Administration is a ceremonial firing squad in the White House Rose Garden at sunrise – military band, Marines in dress uniforms, precision aerobatics flyover, globally televised, etc.
After a fair trial, of course.
Posted by: Fannie Farmer (Mrs.) | Jul 19 2006 14:01 utc | 4
Yea, as an atheist I’d rather see him standing in this life’s Hague.
Posted by: ran | Jul 19 2006 14:13 utc | 5
The only proper end of such a monumental moron is to fall off his mountain bike and break his effing neck.
Just like that. It’s over.
The only conspiracy theories possible will be whether he would have been safer just staying in bed.
When they parade his casket down Pennsylvania Avenue, behind a riderless horse with shiny black boots turned backwards in the stirrups, the people will throw moldy vegetables, and chase the horse across the National Mall.
Cheney will ascend to the vacant throne at midnight, but won’t last 30 days in the open air and sunshine. Impeachment proceedings will commence from the Republican side on the seventh day; the Pentagon will advise its lowliest soldiers and sailors to ignore orders of any kind coming from the Oval Office, and when the voices in Cheney’s head come out during a live fireside chat with the nation even Phyllis Schlafly will claim she never met the man.
When they ride Cheney from the premises on a splintered rail and it tears his trousers, revealing that his rumored long schlong is actually a catchment bag for the syphilitic drippings of his rotted crotch, only Ann Coulter will lick her lips.
The verdict of the assembled crowd will be that Richard Cheney is to be taken from this place to an undisclosed location, there to be shot in the face until he’s really most sincerely dead.
Posted by: Antifa | Jul 19 2006 14:28 utc | 6
Ensley, a blunt rusty blade that take’s three or four attempts would be far more satisfying to watch.
Meanwhile from the undoubted king of photoshopping:
Blair Ducks Lebanon ‘Time To Kill’ Question
Posted by: Cloned Poster | Jul 19 2006 14:29 utc | 7
NPR reports that yesterday in Baghdad, a shopkeeper was killed when he tried to pick up the head of a teenage girl in the street. Her severed head had been rigged with explosives.
Satan likes Bush just where he is.
Posted by: NickM | Jul 19 2006 15:14 utc | 8
NickM,
“Satan likes Bush just where he is.”
Quote of the day.
Posted by: Rick Happ | Jul 19 2006 20:04 utc | 9
Satan likes Bush just where he is.
“Talent on loan from Satan.”
Posted by: Anonymous | Jul 19 2006 22:04 utc | 10