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WB: Vox Pollsteri
Billmon:
It defeats the purpose of having a 4th Amendment if its validiity is entirely dependent on breaking 50% in the latest poll.
… What the government is doing is illegal and unamerican, and that would still be true if the polls showed 99% support — in fact, it would be even more true.
Vox Pollsteri
The Neo Road We’re Taking
Friday March 23 2007
API – Langley
“Today we are announcing a sweeping change
to the library system of the United States, as a
result of our domestic surveillance program
into the reading habits of American citizens”,
Lt. Gen. Keith Alexander, former NSA director
who replaced the last NSA director General
Michael Hayden, now chief of the CIA, said today.
The pro tem NSA director, acting at the direction
of the White House, invoked the court decision
USA vs WILHELM REICH 1954-1957, to begin
systematic condemnation and then book burning
of so-called, “radical propaganda, masquerading
as literature within the liberal left gay community”.
“The Freedom Against Scorn and Critical Injunction
Sanction Tariff (FASCIST) is hereby effective today,
March 23rd, 2007, against the works of the avowed
union labor sympathizer Robert Frost,” Alexander
announced. “From this day hence, the Government
and the People of the United States will be forever
freed from demeaning and scornful commentary.”
The NSA director held up a copy of Frost’s poem,
‘The Road Not Taken’ as he spoke to the crowd
of reporters outside the CIA building in Langley.
“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood!” Alexander
shouted. “How much more disunifying against
red-blooded Patriots can you get?!” The new NSA
director continued, “Yet knowing how way leads
on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back!
You see how Frost twisted the American Dream!?
If he didn’t want to come back, then why didn’t he
move to Communist China?!” Alexander fumed.
The United States first invoked the book burning
sanction against Dr. Wilhelm Reich in the 1950’s,
at a time when the medical theorist was attacking
nuclear power as “anti-orgone” or “anti-life force”.
His views were so at odds with the new military-
industrial complex plan to test atomic weapons,
that he was incarcerated and his books burned.
Reich later died in prison.
Since that time, libraries in certain states have
banned certain popular literature books as, ‘To
Kill a Mockingbird’, and even more recently, the
Department of Homeland Defense has seized
books and removed them from libraries across
the nation. However, this has never been made
a matter of outspoken national policy until now.
March 23rd is the anniversary of Frost’s 1963 death.
‘The Road Not Taken’ and ‘Stopping by Woods on a
Snowy Evening’ are considered some of his most
popular poems, especially the famous last lines,
“I have promises to keep, and miles to go
before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep.”
As Frost himself said in commentary, “What appears
to be “simple” is shown to be not really simple, what
appears to be innocent, not really innocent.” The poet
was fascinated and lulled by the empty wastes of white
and black. The repetition of “sleep” in the final two lines
suggested that he may succumb to the influences that
are at work. There is no reason to suppose that these
influences are benign. Today, those forces banned him.
Stephen Colbert, when asked to comment on the
NSA decision, could not be reached for comment.
His hit television show, ‘The Colbert Report’, was
unexpectedly cancelled in January for unexplained
reasons by the Comedy Network, after Republicans
won re-election and then Clear Channel bought out
controlling interest of Comedy Network’s parent
company, Bell Globemedia Inc. of Canada.
The SEC was investigating Clear Channel’s buyout,
questioning where its $12.5B investment came from,
but then suddenly dropped the case last week.
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced
that the Canadian library system will respect the NSA’s
declared book ban, as long as the Bush Administration
stops referring to Canada as, ‘Our Great White 51st State’.
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