Moon of Alabama Brecht quote
May 10, 2006
WB: Finger to the Wind

Billmon:

No, I’m afraid the only connotation the nickname Nine Fingers raises in my mind comes from Tolkien, not Chester Gould, and it’s Frodo the Nine Fingered, praised with great praise in too many stanzas of pseudo-Norse saga. But that would only work if Frodo had gone over to the Dark Lord and spent a career running death squads into Gondor — before retiring to serve as staff director to one of the Nazgul. And J.R.R. still would have had to shoehorn those prostitute and poker parties in somewhere, maybe in that scene in the Orc fortress.

Finger to the Wind

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And J.R.R. still would have had to shoehorn those prostitute and poker parties in somewhere, maybe in that scene in the Orc fortress.
Yeah, Smeagol tipped us on a couple a tasty Wood Elves out of Lothlorien and man, did the pixie dust fly that night!
Only problem was one of ’em was packing some kinda listening amulet and Gandalf (that asshole) heard the whole thing.
But what I really wanna know is, why didn’t noone tell me Wood Elves give us Orcs such nasty rashes….?

Posted by: Unindicted Orc Co-conspirator | May 10 2006 6:47 utc | 1

Hey, that’s the same picture that’s on my “Colbert condon’ts.”
Works every time.

Posted by: Vin Carreo | May 10 2006 8:15 utc | 2

Don’t forget how we conquered the evil sorcerer Saddamaruman and cast him down from his tower of Iraqesengard, although the locals are making the occupation a bit hot.
And now the arch evil sorcered Ahmadenijauron is threatening to develop his Ring of Nuclear Power. He must be stopped!!!

Posted by: ralphieboy | May 10 2006 9:27 utc | 3

nine fingers, the tequila that gives you the runs and the worms

Posted by: christofay | May 10 2006 11:23 utc | 4

I’m sorry, but after seeing that picture I’m never having sex again!

Posted by: Diogenes | May 10 2006 11:40 utc | 5

It’s not a vow of celibacy if you weren’t going to do it anyway.

Posted by: Monolycus | May 10 2006 12:43 utc | 6

. . .Or, to quote a T-shirt from an Alaska bar . . . famous in certain elite drinking circles: Liquor in the front, poker behind. . .
I believe it was: “Liquor in the front, poker in the rear”
sláinte,
cl

Posted by: Caoimhin Laochdha | May 11 2006 13:53 utc | 7