Moon of Alabama Brecht quote
May 21, 2006
WB: Cooking With Gas

Billmon:

There is, of course, more than enough hypocrisy to go around here. Mubarak comes to Sharm and talks about building democratic societies, while his Mukhabarat thugs back in Cairo stomp on peaceful protestors and arrest election judges for daring to demand that they be allowed to judge elections. The Cheney administration gently chides the Teflon Pharoah for rigging the vote, then rolls out the red carpet for Pharoah’s son — the eventual beneficiary of all that rigging. Congress critters get to pose as defenders of human rights, then go home and brag to the voters about how they tried to throw the darkies off the dole.

Cooking With Gas

Comments

I wonder who is sponsoring Bill’s trip to Sharm?
My Guess………….. Knight Ridder….

Posted by: Cloned Poster | May 21 2006 18:41 utc | 1

Billmon:
When I was young and God was still an egg, what you wrote would be called “journalism,” and what appeared in the Washington Times would be sold to old ladies to line bird cages along with the Weekly World News! Thanks for taking us back. You’re an honorary Murrow boy as far as I am concerned.

Diogenes

Posted by: Diogenes | May 22 2006 2:28 utc | 2

Thank you Diogenes, you said it for me.
As well, Billmon’s writing skills are extraordinary.

Posted by: waldo | May 22 2006 12:39 utc | 3

Cheney Announces Neo Measures for Deportation
First Nations Gird for Ethnicity Challenge
Saturday, 27 May, 2006
API – Billings
Amid wild cheering and sporatic gunfire,
Vice President Dick Cheney spoke to an
admiring crowd of ski-cowboys and oil
executives today, to announce draconian
new measures for deportation of so-called
“Undesirables(WHTM)”.
Explaining that the Green Card and H-1B
program were a “sacred privilege given
by God(WHTM)”, and that America must “above
all protect the Purity of His Seed(WHTM),”
Cheney announces a wide-reaching plan to
investigate the background of every
American family for so-called “alien
tendencies and pernicious blood lines.”

The recently seized records of 16.5 million
US war veterans will be used to “cull the
dark chaff from the white wheat of America,”
Cheney explained. “Serving your Fatherland
is a sacred duty, but does not confer any
immunity to deportation for dark behavior.”
The records of every Green Card and H-1B
resident are also being computer analyzed
using the new Raptor technology developed
by the so-called “Defense (sic) Department” to
develop a short-list of soon-to-be deportees.
“Anyone who even thought of shoplifting,
rent dodging, check bouncing, or letter
to the editor writing is at risk of losing
their privilege to remain in America,”
Cheney shouted to the cheering crowd,
then mimicked his favorite historical
figure, “We will give them a fair trial,
and then deport them.”
When a Whitehouse spokesman were asked
whether this new pogrom was legal, given
that anyone can purchase a US citizenship
for $100,000, when there is even a lottery
program to entice rich ASEAN’s to become
US citizens, regardless of their criminal
history, and that Cheney’s crime-apartheid
tendency’s seemed to mirror Fidel Castro’s,
spokesmen derided the observation, saying,
“Vice President Cheney is a National Hero(WHTM),
and Fidel Castro is an Evil Dictator(WHTM)!”
After Cheney’s Air Force Two departed, the
crowd of admiring onlookers quickly dispersed
to their secured Vail compounds and Houston
oil offices, leaving Native American observers
to wonder when the hammer of deportation will
fall on them as well, for living far below the
means considered socially-acceptable by whites.
“My cousin lives in Edmonton, eh?” one tribal
elder was heard to sing-song under his breath,
“hey, hey, hey.”

Posted by: Lissen Chil’run | May 23 2006 12:54 utc | 4