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October 3, 2005
WB: Battle Cry of the Republicans
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Wingnuts who can type will fight with their keyboards.
Wingnuts who can’t type will fight with their SUV’s and pickups, by parking them on our streets and highways and demanding the return of cheap gas.
Wingnuts who own guns will clean them until they shine, muttering bloody death for queers, waiting in their lair for intruders they can shoot, counting up their beans and bullets until hunger drives them forth to ask grownups for food and assistance.
Posted by: Antifa | Oct 3 2005 6:34 utc | 1
No — as part of the Right’s public vomitorium, declaring civil war would take time away from making up self-congratulatory moonbat genetic reject Theocon evangelical scum-sucking pig-dog articles and rumors, such as Cindy Sheehan photographed in a lesbian love nest with Hillary and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The liberal media is supressing the photos! And privatizing the National Parks will open up new employment opportunities for all Americans.
They’ll leave the declaration of war up to Little Annie Coulter and Michael Savage. They’re as far down the National culture sewer as one can get without being Fat Karl, and the combination of Anne’s spacey drivel and Savage’s self-hating bile will make Thugs everywhere feel so warm and happy.
Not to put too fine a point on it or anything.
Posted by: Nominal Chtulu | Oct 3 2005 6:38 utc | 2
I noticed those screeds were written by “Mark Noonan”. Anyone know his relationship, if any to Peggy?
Posted by: jj | Oct 3 2005 6:54 utc | 3
if you haven’t readhunter’s rantyou’re missin’ out!
So don’t give me chest-thumping crap about civil wars, if your politicians are indicted. Don’t give me visions of a lake of fire, if all those who find you loathsome refuse to suck at your teats of scientific ignorance in the name of religion, racism in the name of freedom, and corruption in the name of the New World Order.
Get used to the world you have created, and the stench your worshipped heroes have unleashed.
Posted by: annie | Oct 3 2005 7:08 utc | 4
antifa.
Have snickered no less than 4 times at your post.He-He.
Posted by: anna missed | Oct 3 2005 10:35 utc | 5
Video Clip of Rooney’s Rant
My dad is prolly washing his boxers about now…
either that or commiting Seppuku. He loves this old fart. This will kill em.
Posted by: Uncle $cam | Oct 3 2005 11:09 utc | 6
Wingnuts who can type will fight with their keyboards.
Wingnuts who can’t type will fight with their SUV’s and pickups, by parking them on our streets and highways and demanding the return of cheap gas.
Wingnuts who own guns will clean them until they shine, muttering bloody death for queers, waiting in their lair for intruders they can shoot, counting up their beans and bullets until hunger drives them forth to ask grownups for food and assistance.
Good for them. The big bad liberal north smeared them once before (and under the Republican leadership of Abe Lincoln, I might add), and we can smear ’em again. Ted Nugent, Michael Savage, Tony Perkins, and the rest of today’s “New Highwaymen” are no different than those of Lincoln’s time — they only shoot at things that don’t shoot back (e.g. rabbits, deer, our current spineless Dems, etc.)
I once made that claim amongst a sea of Republicans and they yammered, “I dare you say something like that to Nugent’s face. He’ll probably put a bullet in it.” Thing is I did just that. Mid 1990s during a Michigan Militia gathering. Yes, I was a card-carrying member back when I was a young, stupid, rightwing Christian fundy …….. but I’m better now (I was only in it for the money!) Nonetheless, I did tell Nugent right to his teeth that he and ilk only shoot at things that won’t shoot back and I’m still drawing oxygen through my bullet-hole free face.