And Here Are Your Democratic Candidates:
“Like 8% of the American people, I believe it is time to send more troops to Iraq.”
-Hillary Clinton
“What does shooting fish in a barrel have to do with anything? I just think that we should send more troops to Iraq.”
-Joseph Biden
“Impeach Who?”
-Nancy Pelosi
“We can fight a smarter war if you’ll only let us.”
-John Kerry
“All we really need is a draft, so your children can win this war for us.”
-Joe Lieberman
“I couldn’t make the peace rally. My image people said I should get a haircut.”
-Al Gore
“Let’s not be too caustic. Republicans are people, too.”
– Harry Reid
“I’m too good looking to talk about exit strategy. Stay the course, baby.”
– John Edwards
“Maybe I can run. At least I’m not calling for more troops.”
– Michael Dukakis
“Think people have forgotten about that chick on the boat, yet?”
-Gary Hart
“Man, I wish I wasn’t so old, or I’d give it another run.”
-Ross Perot
“I’d clean house on the whole field if it wasn’t for that pesky amendment.”
-Bill Clinton
“I’m against the war. I’m too far left to run for the Democratic nomination.”
-Pat Buchanan
“The Republicans are too soft, now. Maybe it’s time to switch to the Democrats.”
-Karl Rove
“Hey, I need a job and I can do as well as the current guy.”
-Brownie
“Thank you very much, but I’ve left the building and will not be able to run for president.”
-Elvis
“I could beat these Democrats and I’m actually dead.”
-Dick Cheney
“I’m dead too, but I would have been against this war.”
-Walter Mondale
“And I’m also rolling in my grave in Minnesota.”
-Paul Wellstone
“I kicked ass in Bosnia and I’ll kick ass in Iraq.”
-Wesley Clark
“Who the hell am I?”
– Russ Feingold
“Did I forget anyone?”
-Steve Expat

Posted by: steve expat | Sep 29 2005 20:58 utc | 1