Moon of Alabama Brecht quote
September 14, 2005
Fool Me Once …

Just wondering who came up with this brilliant idea to further damage the standing of the United States in diplomatic circles.

With an hour-long slide show that blends satellite imagery with disquieting assumptions about Iran’s nuclear energy program, Bush administration officials have been trying to convince allies that Tehran is on a fast track toward nuclear weapons.

The PowerPoint briefing, titled "A History of Concealment and Deception," has been presented to diplomats from more than a dozen countries.

One would think it is obvious that such a repeated attempt to influence by PowerPoint-lies will backfire, especially when the U.S. intelligence had just contradicted the claims the presentation made.

The [recent U.S. intelligence] estimate judged Iran to be as much as a decade away from being able to manufacture the fissile material necessary for a nuclear explosion. A report issued last week by the International Institute for Security Studies, a London-based research group, found Iran was 10 to 15 years from the technical know-how to build a bomb.

Now which way is it? Iran is on a "fast track" but it will take 10 years? And then Iran may have the ability, not a proven intend, to produce a raw weapon. A weapon only one country so far has ever used in a war.

Imagine to be a U.S. friendly diplomat and having to sit through an hour of PowerPoint charts of bullshit and dogshit, bullshit and dogshit, bullshit …

"I don’t think they’ll lose any support, but it isn’t going to win anyone either," said one European diplomat who attended the recent briefing and whose country backs the U.S. position on Iran.

Translated diplo-speech: "These idiots screwed up again. Will they ever learn? They just made their case worse than it has been before. I’m sick of it."

Source: U.S. Deploys Slide Show to Press Case Against Iran

Comments

For anyone who hasn’t seen it before:
The Gettysburg Address PowerPoint Presentation

Posted by: OkieByAccident | Sep 14 2005 21:16 utc | 1

Was Colin Powell running the projector again this time?

Posted by: Ensley | Sep 14 2005 22:08 utc | 2

Scary thought, scary thought. In the summer of 2002 there was a slow drum beat of the Busholini Administration saying they were going to prep us for war with Iraq. The news of the sales job started coming out before the sales job, remember, you don’t try to introduce a new product in summer.
Since the Spring there’s been news that Cheney favors going nuclear early and often against Iran. Now there’s news about a pre-emptive nuclear option strategy. This probably isn’t going to be tried against China which has already asked whether the United States truly wants to see L. A. go. In the papers I’ve seen that the Iranian population lives mostly in the center of the country while the oil and gas is mostly towards the west and Iraq. We have seen that “shock and awe” does only so much against empty steel and concrete buildings. Cheney’s “start a little war” to boost popular support is deflating now. Are we going to see Cheney like that New Orelans chef Emeril say “bam, kick it up a notch”?
Beyond that I don’t want to go into the post nuclear war planning. How does it go, rest of world starts sanctions against the U. S.? U. S. citizens get heckled and harrassed on the streets of old Europe. U.S. agriculture declines as we still can’t get enough oil. U. S. invasion of Canada? All ridiculous but closer to it all than we were last year or five years ago.
Build bomb shelters.

Posted by: christofay | Sep 14 2005 22:15 utc | 3

The B-2’s are already warming up in the Qatar hangars.
This is just the cheerleading and speeches, pre-game.
Bush will do for Israel, what Israel cannot do, since
the US holds Iraq, and Israel can no longer fly over
for the strike without getting shot down, especially
since the Patriot batteries only shoot down ‘allies’.
(Israel may *claim* they did the bombing for points.)
Welcome to the world of goat-herd stone worshippers.

Posted by: tante aime | Sep 15 2005 0:02 utc | 4

I’m not sure that counter-vailing forces won’t be brought to bear, optimist that I am. Say Wall Street, since it’ll bankrupt the country. Since Hurricane Toto has already pushed WaPo to state that President Catastrophe cannot comprehend the speeches he is given to read, why would he be allowed to start another war.
Then, there’s the part of my brain that screams – but, why doesn’t the Secret Service just cart him off to St. Elizabeth’s to keep everyone safe? If it was judged insane for John Hinckley to shoot the Daddy of the Greed is God State, why wouldn’t this be considered even more insane? Inquiring minds want to know.
Perhaps retired military officers will form an org. parallel to VIPS (Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity) to push top ranking military officers into considering that this is a goddamn stupid idea. I can’t believe the CFR would sign off. Christ knows, Iraq is a disaster.
Karen Kwiatkowsky weighed in just before Hurricane Toto on why homo neonuts want to go in. Why NeoCons won’t back down

Posted by: jj | Sep 15 2005 2:24 utc | 5

But what about the chemical weapons trailers? Surely they put something in there about them. I mean, since they already had the slides and all.

Posted by: Billmon | Sep 15 2005 5:25 utc | 6

Billmon:
If you read your latest post on Papa Bugman Delay above, you would know this is not the time for petty economizing using old slides. Now don’t say you wrote this chemwar note before you edified us on Delay, and nobody could foresee that the next thing you would write would be on govt spending. You are a political poster, posting politically is what you do. Let’s roll up our sleeves and get some Federal contracts.

Posted by: christofay | Sep 15 2005 5:45 utc | 7

Please miss ..

Posted by: DM | Sep 15 2005 6:51 utc | 8

I have zero contacts in diplomatic circles, but I can’t help feeling that a lot of smart folks are just “playing the watch” as the French say, waiting for time to take its toll and the inevitable collapse of the American Empire, making sure to sta out of the way of the once-mighty oak when the shout of “timber!” is heard.
That is, in many ways, how they handled Brezhnev. When your enemy is busy digging a hole…

Posted by: Lupin | Sep 15 2005 9:18 utc | 9

Lupin:
From my tentative perch on Taiwan, I can see that the heads of the KMT are busy throwing as many bodies as necessary into the Taiwan Strait so they can high step over and make nice with Chairman Hu of the Peoples’ Republic of China. On the other side of the political divide the embattled first freely elected president Chen Shuei Bian of this rapidly de-industrializing former sweat shop is smiling smiling waiting for the Americans to show up. Loser Chen happens to head the DPP, the Democratic Progressive Party. The only word in that title that would meet W’s approval is party.
The KMT, the richest political party on earth, picked up a lot of assets when the Yanks handed over the liberated island after the big WWII. The National Peoples Party, KMT, has done well turning over the portfolio always investing in the next big thing while making sure the national budget picked up the heavy infrastructure expenses. The KMT also must be paying for some major Republican political consultant help as they have been playing a selfish version of winner take all politics. The first time their man Lien Chan lost to Chen, they rammed the local stock market by selling heavily. The KMT has always known when to move on; they are moving on to China. They also will probably be back in power with the next presidential election.
The leaders of India supposedly already told a visiting delegation of our deputies of the people’s assembly (suddenly this name makes sense) last year that they see themselves as the future and not looking to the U.S. as a beacon.
Our ally in the global war on terrorism Busharref, not sure of the spelling, of Pakistan has only delivered a few replacable terrorist number 3s. Osama Been Forgotten celebrated the 4th anniversary with a bbq of virgin goat, a case of coke and reruns of desparate bride.
Sorry to go on so long, but Lupin’s question lit up the lightbulb of the obvious about the mighty anticommunists at the KMT.

Posted by: christofay | Sep 15 2005 9:50 utc | 10

I’m pretty sure it was a joke the first time I heard it, but I’m beginning to wonder if, within the administration, the mad cow disease is beginning to run it’s course.

Posted by: bcf | Sep 15 2005 13:22 utc | 11