The source, who I am now at liberty to reveal is Wolf Blitzer, disclosed that Fox talk show host Bill O’Reilly rejected a CNN offer after lengthy negotiations. "His Fox contract includes an all-the-production-assistants-you-can-eat clause," Blitzer said. "Klein wanted to top it, but the highest corporate would go was an unlimited supply of dead Iraqis. And O’Reilly said they give him gas."
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July 19, 2005
WB: Network of the Living Dead
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HST would be proud. Absolutely hilarious, Bravo!
Posted by: mack-in-the-box | Jul 19 2005 5:01 utc | 1
I felt this tug, this tightening sensation on my face… You made me smile outloud Billmon!… seems like weeks…
Posted by: John Francis Lee | Jul 19 2005 5:38 utc | 2
I suspect you don’t like Novak much, Billmon?
The man is truly the worst of the worst, exploiting his position as media pundit for personal gain. Probably Judith Miller’s mentor and idol.
Posted by: SteinL | Jul 19 2005 11:47 utc | 3
Douchebag of Liberty has a nice ring to it, but I think that ” the stench of his putrifying flesh” and “the sight of a rotting pile of maggot-infested tissue” sums it up more clearly.
Posted by: Vicki | Jul 19 2005 12:24 utc | 4
Novak’s true face was admirably captured by my friend Steve Bissette.
Posted by: Lupin | Jul 19 2005 13:26 utc | 5
what does it say about me that i just go nuts when he writes like this.i have to back and read it again, and again,,, has he been hitting the bottle again.
Posted by: annie | Jul 19 2005 14:46 utc | 6
Although he lacks the ubiquitous slimy spittle on the lower feculent lip like Novsferatu, the worm-like pace, unearthly timbre, and saturnine syntax of the I-thought-he-was-late William F. Buckley, Jr., with his hypnotic bulging orbs and serpentine tongue flickering would certainly fill the crypt soon to be vacated by the putrescent stain of detritus that was Kavon.
Thank [benevolent creator being of your choice] Billmon is back.
What would we do without the Whiskey Bar?
Posted by: J. | Jul 19 2005 21:32 utc | 8
It’s good for Billmon and for the readers to have posts like this! Is Billmon The Rude Pundit?
Posted by: R.L. | Jul 20 2005 5:15 utc | 9
Further proof of CNN stupidness.
Example A: Judge Clement, oh wait, I mean Roberts.
Scoop of the century. Almost as bad as Kerry picks Gephardt.
Posted by: Bubb Rubb | Jul 20 2005 5:51 utc | 10