From: cbaily@lincolngroup.com
To: psyops@centcom.mil
Copy to: puppets-list-iraq, puppets-list-afghanistan
Subject: Message Ready to Read (MRR)
Expanding our exiting 'Message Ready to Read' (MRR) supply, we are proud to deliver the new agreed-upon format for the body count campaign. (We have now succeeded in a single format for the eastern and western campaign!)
This will help you to achieve reporting the recommended 10:1 ratio of casualties in any future incident.
Thank$
Christian B.
Attachment:
Headline:
(high number) Insurgents Killed in [Iraq | Afghanistan | Airstrikes | US-Iraqi offensive]
Dateline:
[Afghan base | Iraqi base] (some date)
Body:
[US | Iraqi | Afghan] forces have killed about (number) insurgents and [detained | captured] (higher number) of terrorists [after a clash | in an offense | during an assault] in [Iraqi | Afghan] area near the [Syrian | Iranian | Pakistani] border.
[No | Few | (number)] civilians were [hurt | effected | wounded] during the [saveguarding | reconstruction | search] operation.
{Please insert maximum possible word count [dramatic | heroic | human interest] warscene here. Examples are available: 1, 2 and 3.}
Meanwhile (very low number) [American | Iraqi | Afghan] forces died in [unrelated operations | an accident] and (low number) were wounded during the fight.
A [torture chamber | car bomb factory | passport forging laboratory] and other evidence of connections with [Zarqawi’s terrorist group | Taliban stragglers] were found at the site.
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