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May 9, 2005
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Perfect picture comment Nugget – better than any words. :^)
Posted by: Fran | May 9 2005 18:41 utc | 3
putin : are you a complete imbecile! the brake is there! & the clutch is, there! the steering wheel you use to direct & this little stick here – well – later later
bush : i can’t! i can’t! i’m getting all mixed up vlad – the what is what! i want! i want! but i can’t! i can’t. daddy ddidn’t let me drive & when i did i was too drunk to know how vlad tell me again! please! please! the clutch is where & the brake! ô vlad ring karl quick!
Posted by: remembereringgiap | May 9 2005 18:46 utc | 5
Tony must be jealous; otherwise why couldn’t he arsed to attend VE day in Moscow?
Posted by: Friendly Fire | May 9 2005 18:57 utc | 6
“Hold the wheel Pootie, I gotta take a leak in this empty” would be the quote I would suggest if I fell for the bullshit that Bush is a playful drinking buddy.
I don’t fall for that so let me go with:
The two leaders celebrate the signing of mutual nonaggression pact with a symbolic drive in the brand new Russian made KdF-Wagen.
Posted by: Rob C | May 9 2005 18:59 utc | 7
dammit vlad! just let me drive, will ya? geez. last time laura wanted to criticize my driving, i plowed her car right into a wall. try to tell me how to do things…i don’t need this, vlad. god will provide. now when i stop the car, you open the trunk and let tony out. and if it still looks like he might start singing, well, you kgb guys know what to do. until then, act like everything’s okay. everything’s gonna be alright. yessir, vlad. i don’t hear a thing.
Posted by: b real | May 9 2005 19:06 utc | 8
Quick, Pootin, grab the wheel and steer while I roll a quick fattie-mon.
Posted by: gmac | May 9 2005 21:51 utc | 10
Putin takes the wheel and sings:
Roll another one
Just like the other one.
This one’s burnt to the end
Come on and be a friend.
Don’t bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don’t bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
“pooty-poot grabs the steering wheel to avert a driving accident while dubya the shrub is distracted with that big russian joystick inside the car”
Posted by: name | May 9 2005 23:07 utc | 12
“Yes, Dubya, I’ll let you hold the steering wheel, too, when you’re not so stupid.” (heh, heh)
Posted by: fauxreal | May 9 2005 23:10 utc | 13
“You’re drifting too far to the right, George. You’re going to lose control and hurt yourself if you do that.”
Posted by: Nugget | May 9 2005 23:42 utc | 14
gimme that bottle georgie peorgie – i wanna drink
nah nah – i gotta th bottle vlady & i’mn not givin it to nobody – specially not a commie schlommi like ya – ô it feeeeeels good vladdy to the last drop
Posted by: remembereringgiap | May 9 2005 23:45 utc | 15
oh shit vlady you spilled it all over my lap!
now lick it all up or i’m gonna get pissed.
Posted by: anna missed | May 10 2005 0:34 utc | 16
Speaking of photos. I have been busy searching for photos of Bush at the Russian military parade. However I have not found a single photo that shows Bush on the grandstand with Russian tanks or rockets rolling by. I am just a conspiracy nut or has someone seen a photo like the one I am looking for?
The only photos I have seen are of Bush in the grandstand or of the parade itself, without any world leaders in the foreground or background.
Posted by: Bubb Rubb | May 10 2005 2:35 utc | 17
unfortunately for vladimir, the realization that george hw bush was an animatronic puppet couldn’t have come at a worse time
Posted by: b real | May 10 2005 3:03 utc | 18
Please discreetly peruse our dossier on you and your family while I pretend to explain the instrumentation of this car.
Posted by: macdust | May 10 2005 12:09 utc | 19
duh.. no idea why i wrote “hw” above. hope that doesn’t disqualify me from the contest 😉
Posted by: b real | May 10 2005 14:05 utc | 20
Don’t Vorry Yorgie. Don’t be scared.
It vill only do 25…30 KPH…tops…Maybe 35 if you flap your arms like this.
Your SS agents can still run alongside to protect you.
Posted by: Buster | May 10 2005 16:16 utc | 21
I can only think of two:
Putin: “Are you sure you know how to drive an automatic?”
Or
Bush: “Damn, drivin’ is A LOT harder when you’re sober!”
Posted by: mmack | May 10 2005 17:26 utc | 22
Goddam it George! If you’re too arrogant to ask for directions, move over and let me drive!
Posted by: Diogenes | May 10 2005 18:00 utc | 23
How much have you had to drink? Jesus, you’re worse than Yeltsin
Posted by: Allen McMurrey | May 10 2005 18:49 utc | 24
For link 2: “We have a deal! Gaz at $24 a gallon! We’re rich!”
Posted by: gylangirl | May 10 2005 19:48 utc | 25
Now comes the story behind the picture
Bush shifts, thanks to Putin’s help
When the presidents walked out after the meeting, Putin suddenly motioned for Bush to take the wheel, and Bush, surprised, did. But he soon got hung up by the lever of the car’s manual gear shift, mounted on the steering column, and, with a flummoxed but determined look on his face, fought to get the car into first gear.
Soon enough Putin leaned over toward Bush, grabbed the shift lever and slammed it into gear. The car immediately took off, with no awful grinding gear sounds; Bush had evidently kept a good foot on the clutch pedal.
If I was pooty-poot, I wouldn’t let Duhbya drive my car.
Posted by: beq | May 11 2005 17:35 utc | 28
Raymond: Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. ‘Course the seats were originally brown leather now they’re a pitiful red.
Charlie: [surprised] Hey, these seats were brown leather. You know this car?
Raymond: I know this car.
Charlie: How do you know this car?
Raymond: It’s a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad let’s me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.
Posted by: rambler | May 12 2005 1:08 utc | 29