About the "rule of law" nonsense: A Measure of Justice

Rarely has a conviction given me such pure physical pleasure:

Convicted in the nation’s first felony case against illegal
spamming, Jeremy Jaynes, 30, on Friday was sentenced to nine years in
prison for bombarding Internet users with the junk e-mails.

My only regret is that the jury didn’t see fit to sentence young
Jeremy to the full medieval rehabilitation routine (including a nice,
long counseling session on the rack), followed by drawing and quartering.