on why you should not throw pies at “people for exercising their free speech rights, even if they are the vile scumsucking lackeys of crazed right-wing multimillionaires — or even worse, David Horowitz.”
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April 8, 2005
Billmon: 04/08
on why you should not throw pies at “people for exercising their free speech rights, even if they are the vile scumsucking lackeys of crazed right-wing multimillionaires — or even worse, David Horowitz.”
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I do object to Billmon’s unwarranted and unfair slap at Peter Schickele. Posted by: barry | Apr 8 2005 20:34 utc | 3 unfortunately – i’m of the old school – no free speech for fascists & in a just world they would be hit with something a great deal harder than cream pies – perhaps a tonne of bricks – maybe more Posted by: remembereringgiap | Apr 8 2005 20:45 utc | 4 Two issues need to be seen as distinct here, if only in the interests of clarity. There is the issue of free speech, as guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution. Is the throwing of pies at speakers a citizen’s right, protected by the Constitution? (I’ll leave this one to the legal scholars). Quite a different issue is the matter of healthy academic conduct. Universities arose in Western Europe (about 1000 years ago) for a very practical purpose: they made it possible for differing experts in various specialties to argue dangerous questions safely–theologians, physicians and lawyers in the so-called “higher faculties,” and experts in the trivium (the arts of language) and quadrivium (the arts of number) in the “lover faculties”. Posted by: alabama | Apr 8 2005 20:52 utc | 5 In principle, all could meet, debate, and publish with the sanction (always fragile, provisional, problematic) of the surrounding civil and ecclesiastical authorities. Debates outside these zones of diplomatic immunity were always unwelcome, not to say dangerous–a state of affairs continuing well into the sixteenth century and after. And while intellectual endeavors have been dispersed in the past five centuries, Universities have always kept, in principle, their function as safe places in which to explore dangerous disagreements. University procedures have always been hightly, even comically, encoded, but have never, so far as I know, sanctioned the throwing of pies. Posted by: alabama | Apr 8 2005 20:52 utc | 6 i think i studied once in “the lover faculties” but it is so long ago i cannot remember Posted by: remembereringgiap | Apr 8 2005 20:55 utc | 8 sorry for cut & pasting – i just though it extemely pertinent re the old polish guy Posted by: remembereringgiap | Apr 8 2005 21:00 utc | 9 I don’t think people should be putting pies in the faces of conservatives, either. waste of good pie. Posted by: fauxreal | Apr 8 2005 21:23 utc | 10 Where is civilized discourse when you want to get rid of it? Posted by: teuton | Apr 8 2005 21:25 utc | 11 Cow pies would be better and you wouldn’t waste good food. Posted by: FlashHarry | Apr 8 2005 21:31 utc | 12 davi horowitz ouldn’t know civilised discourse if it hit him with an exocet missile Posted by: remembereringgiap | Apr 8 2005 21:33 utc | 13
google “biotic baking brigade” for a history of dessert warfare. How about a pie of horse semen? Posted by: Jérôme | Apr 8 2005 21:42 utc | 15 Not the mention various bars, DeAnander….But pie-throwing at speakers in University-sanctioned events really trashes the University–as it wouldn’t do if the pie were thrown, say, during a meal in the University’s cafeteria (where it would only damage the cafeteria, the pie, or the target’s clothing, etc.). Posted by: alabama | Apr 8 2005 22:03 utc | 16 Pies? Pies? Who needs pies? Posted by: Blackie | Apr 8 2005 22:04 utc | 17 Gosh Blackie, I didn’t know that about the dung patty throwing contests. Do you think the let me keep my Swiss citizenship? :-> Posted by: Fran | Apr 8 2005 22:09 utc | 18 that’s >nottomention….Typos are symptoms, right? (The topic matters too much, and it’s time to walk the dogs.) Posted by: alabama | Apr 8 2005 22:16 utc | 19 i am now taking enrolments in “the lover faculty” which will pass in the été in scenic la baule – fees of course will be very high but all methodologies including those taught to us by the indians will be under instruction Posted by: remembereringgiap | Apr 8 2005 22:27 utc | 21 evidently – “the lover faculty” Posted by: remembereringgiap | Apr 8 2005 22:31 utc | 22 As I see it, the argument breaks down in two parts: 1) pies playing into the rightwingers hands and 2) the sanctity of free speach should not be violated even if the other side does it. Posted by: A swedish kind of death | Apr 8 2005 22:35 utc | 23 Just to clarify: Posted by: A swedish kind of death | Apr 8 2005 22:38 utc | 24 so, may we expect HSA to draft some legislation soon, definining “assault with baked food products” as an act of terrorism? Posted by: DeAnander | Apr 8 2005 23:42 utc | 25 yes dea & the punishement will be enclosure in a bic mac store making chips without the possibility of parole or vegetables & a reading list of two books kissinger’s memoirs & that of his devil spawn madelain allbright & foeced to listen to the same riff of ted nugent that he stole from that titanicin every sense of that word) band mountain Posted by: remembereringgiap | Apr 8 2005 23:55 utc | 26 the Dessert Cart: I would point out to Alabama way up thread that those students 1000 years ago were very good at throwing things too. They also fancied themselves adept with swords and daggers. Posted by: Duns Scotus | Apr 9 2005 0:44 utc | 31 ooh, ooh, on “the lover faculty,” can I be the head of research? Posted by: fauxreal | Apr 9 2005 0:45 utc | 32 Aargh! With this outbreak of pie-throwing, I’m afraid we need to increase our strategic pie reserve. Pie is a finite resource, after all! Posted by: Maxcrat | Apr 9 2005 1:38 utc | 33 Peter Schickele?? PDQ Bach? I know him and had a close association with a music professor who was his dear friend… what did I miss barry? Posted by: Kate_Storm | Apr 9 2005 2:52 utc | 34 Cool, Barry. I love that I’m the only (lightweight) among the assembled brains who gets the joke ROFL. 😉 Posted by: Kate_Storm | Apr 9 2005 2:54 utc | 35 I’m with a swedish Kind of Death on this one. Firstly as was stated trying to make political capital outta a pie inevitably ends up in the humiliation of the receiver. One of the leading Tories around here started verbally bashing the local indigenous people and was making up ground amongst the middle classes until he went into an indigenous meeting and had a handful of mud thrown into his face. Feelings had been running really high with all sorts of talk of violence but when that violence translated into a geek getting mud in his eye, his pomposity was pricked and he had to shut up because everytime he started bashing the brownfellas the media would show the pinstriped pedant being treated with the contempt he deserved. Posted by: Debs is dead | Apr 9 2005 2:55 utc | 36 Well, whore-o-shitz deserves whatever he gets. He has the right to speak, but the pie throwers have the right to show their disdain for such an ignorant dipshit. Posted by: jdp | Apr 9 2005 3:02 utc | 37 Horowitz: the man from Self-Victimizationville Posted by: Nugget | Apr 9 2005 3:07 utc | 38 Duns Scotus, it wasn’t my point that campuses were pastoral pastures. No, the Latin Quarter (for example) was never a crime-free zone, but it was still a diplomatic quarter where theologians could argue philosophical questions–and philosophers could argue theological questions–without being burned at the stake for doing so. Arguments previously confined to monasteries entered the public domain. Publication–the “public domain” as we now know it–quite literally began in the Universities, as did freedom of speech and freedom of assembly. Our modern democracy began on university campuses, where warring interests had to check their pies (their swords and daggers) at the door. The contract’s always been fragile, and the inviting of a Horowitz on campus is every bit as violent as the pie-throwing it provokes. Folks on campus have always known how to trash the place, and scholarly credentials don’t always stay their hand. Posted by: alabama | Apr 9 2005 3:48 utc | 39 It’s hard for me to tell if Billmon was being serious or not. The entry almost reads as a peice of satire to me. Posted by: anthonytcooper | Apr 9 2005 4:23 utc | 40 Billmon’s Dead Wrong on this one. Powerful people – unlike Whorowitz – are blessed that one of Abbie Hoffman’s legacies is throwing pies. They’re a stand in for a bullet. When serious people like Bill Gates get a pie thrown at them, it’s their wake-up call to improve their security immediately while it’s merely meringue that must be removed by the dry cleaners. Posted by: jj | Apr 9 2005 4:26 utc | 41 during the last general election in Ireland both main candidates for Taoiseach (prime minister) got pied by two different young women within a couple of days of each other – how the country laughed and laughed. Posted by: drunk as a rule | Apr 9 2005 11:31 utc | 42 Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! I’m not a big fan of pie throwing or splashing people with red paint or blood. Their exercise of free speech must be respected even if Horowitz is passing some incredible lies and distortions. Show him up for what he is. And walk away. Better to leave a lonely, angry idiot bewildered after his vacuous sermonizing. Better still to laugh him out of town without lifting a finger than produce a pie-martyr. His dull witted followers get too much mileage out of such affairs. It become the main discourse, surrounded by hymns of pie martyrdom and liberal “terrorism.” The real issues get forgotten and following discourse become shrill. Remember his clacks are rich Republican kids who never suffered want of food or money in their trustifarian lives. To his sheltered little minions, a pie thrown at Horowitz is as traumatic as the Kennedy assassination or breaking a nail before the prom. They cannot differentiate between the two levels of trauma. Having taught at a rich Republican university or two for a few years before getting a real teaching position, I can tell you that what these kids lack in knowledge is made up by zeal. Don’t play their game for them. There are better ways to win! And besides: A pie is a terrible thing to waste! Posted by: diogenes | Apr 9 2005 12:15 utc | 43 Right you are, Diogenes. A mind is a terrible thing to waste–at a rich Republican university. I got out of one of those places myself, and just in time! Posted by: alabama | Apr 9 2005 14:31 utc | 44 Based on the view pieing is unacceptable student behavior, would general strikes and sitins, and confrontations with guardsman, etc. be the object of our contempt? Posted by: slothrop | Apr 9 2005 15:35 utc | 45 You would pie a clown at a party. I would have to say a right wing nucake clown like Whore-O-Shitz would be the object of every young persons pie throwing fantasy. Posted by: jdp | Apr 9 2005 16:34 utc | 46 Fran, maybe it is just a Suisse Romande thing, sort of Frenchie? I tried a quick google but cow patties being a minuscule topic as compared to one of the variants of “bourse” (stipend, scholarship, purse, stock market, and more), that is “bourse” with a missing letter – bouse – I am swamped in irrelevancy. If I find some pictures some time I will post. Posted by: Blackie | Apr 9 2005 16:57 utc | 47 Who really cares if throwing a pie is warranted? If civil discourse and reasoned logic were an option Horowitz would get clobbered a lot worse than just getting a creme pie in his puss. Posted by: Dan of Steele | Apr 9 2005 16:59 utc | 48 Blackie and Fran Posted by: Dan of Steele | Apr 9 2005 17:11 utc | 49 I enjoyed this story of Horowitz being pied for a strictly personal reason. Horowitz’s big thing right now is going after liberal professors and my brother is an English professor at Butler and very liberal. So basically for me it was you attack my brother you get pied. Just desserts! (bad, bad I know) Posted by: wowser | Apr 9 2005 17:24 utc | 50 Quite a few bon-mots popping up here — “righty whiteys,” “trustifarians” (I love that last one!). Anyone heard whitebread suburbia referred to as “The Whine Country”? I forget where I heard that but it was fairly recently. link to Senator Harry Reid . Posted by: alabama | Apr 9 2005 20:30 utc | 52 @Kate, Posted by: OkieByAccident | Apr 10 2005 21:13 utc | 53 |
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