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December 4, 2004
TV or no TV

There’s something seriously wrong with America. Something, Seriously. Wrong. A recent survey shows that watching TV ranks above money, marriage and job security on the list of things that make us happy.
 
NYT article

(Hat tip – SusanG)

Actually, that’s good news – TVs are easier to find (and cheaper) than money, marriage or job security… Buy a pack of Kellogg’s corn flakes, get one free, and be happy!

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We have a chronicler here in Canada of the gentle life who generates hoser-like Garrison Keillor-type parables.
Anyway, the guy’s name is Stuart MacLean, and in one of his stories he describes a homeless, mentally ill person’s quest for TV….
The troubled fellow ultimately solves his problem by going into the electronics store and buying a universal remote which he then uses to change channels and jack the volume from the outside side of the plate glass window.
In other words, TV is easy for everyone here in Fortress North America.

Posted by: RossK | Dec 4 2004 23:31 utc | 1

I watch South Park, and Drawn, on the Comedy Channel before beddies. On saturdays Last of the Summer Wine on local public TV. Occasionally Munsters on TV Land.
Gets me in touch with my Inner Child
There’s a little something to be said for TV, judiciously used, as an opiate.
But the study overstates it, IMHO.

Posted by: FlashHarry | Dec 5 2004 1:42 utc | 2

I actually have only had one channel on TV for nearly a decade. We live in a remote area, can’t get cable, decided satellite was too expensive. Thus, the television basically only goes on for DVD’s.
I tried to watch last week’s Monday Night Football (Packers fan here), but gave up after the first quarter. It was painful. I’m not used to the assault on the senses, I guess, living in a quiet rural area and not watching TV at all. By ten minutes into the game, I felt like someone had ice-picked my cranium and poured 2.5 tons of huge, jangly, useless, commercialized crap into my brain.
I guess this explains why I read books about four hours a day. And why I can’t carry on normal conversations with people. Until you’re unplugged, you never realize how much casual conversation revolves around what people watched on TV the previous night. I’m such a freak.

Posted by: SusanG | Dec 5 2004 2:00 utc | 3

SusanG – you are not alone, though perhaps we are all freaks. I go for long periods of no TV, or just BBC news before bed or in the morning. But I surf around sometimes and here and there come across real gems. Somehow in spite of the overall commercialization (and “crapification”) of tv, some real human creativity and genius manages to get through here and there. We have sort of an alternative public tv network in my area (Washington, D.C. metro area) that airs a lot of foreign news broadcasts from around the world, and a delightfully eclectic assortment of short films from around the world and older documentaries that wouldn’t get air time many other places.

Posted by: maxcrat | Dec 5 2004 2:44 utc | 4

Netflix. DVDs. This is what the Box is for 🙂
Agree that when you have not watched b’cast for a long time (coming up for 30 years, for me), the “assault on the senses” is stunning and horrifying. The grating, aggressive, often insulting tone of the talking heads — the flashy jump cuts, garish colours, the barrage of lies and manipulations and BS, the noisy, aggro sound tracks. Sure I sound like an old fogey, and I am — but the aggressiveness of the medium really strikes you when you haven’t seen it for a few decades.

Posted by: DeAnander | Dec 5 2004 3:32 utc | 5

I watch very little network TV, it’s just stunningly bad. All the reality shows and mindless sitcoms are worthless.
There are somethings worth watching though- for instance, BRAVO is showing Lawrence of Arabia this evening in letterbox format.
HBO has some fine series as well- The Wire in particular.
But yes. There is something seriously wrong with america. We are a souless, cultureless country.

Posted by: fourlegsgood | Dec 5 2004 4:52 utc | 6

Uncle $cam, well yes. Surely you’re not just figuring that out?
Everything the bushies have done is to protect them from the people.

Posted by: fourlegsgood | Dec 5 2004 5:12 utc | 8

I think the greatest testament to as-close-to-zero TV as one could attain in american culture, is our 19 year old daughter who has never had a TV signal available to her in our home. Of course I’m a prejudice dad but still there is no doubt it has made a powerfully positive difference in her world view.
TV is so addicting and makes us so much “happier”, how can there be any doubt than Huxley’s soma was discovered even before he wrote Brave New World. There has been a rumor (I have yet to be able to really source it but the point is still valid) around for years that the Mkultra project came to the conclusion that the most powerful mind control drug came up with was ubiquitous TV with clandestinely controlled programming.
A TV in every room, not just the living room.
I don’t want to outlaw them. I just want us to teach our children in no uncertain terms just how powerfully addicting and nefarious the drug of TV can be.

Posted by: juannie | Dec 5 2004 5:55 utc | 9

Guilty Pleasures:
The Wire
The Simpsons (Fox)
EPL Soccer on (Fox Sports World)
Democracy Now (not so guilty)
Cable and network news always seems two days behind and lightyears away from reality.

Posted by: biklett | Dec 5 2004 6:50 utc | 10

biklett, The Wire a guilty pleasure?
I think not. I never feel guilty about great drama.
My guilty pleasure is Lost.
I’ve completely given up on american news.

Posted by: fourlegsgood | Dec 5 2004 7:23 utc | 11

My teenage son used to come home from school, and like turning a light on, would turn on the TV — first thing — even if other people were home, and then go into his room and close the door.
For a long time this puzzled me, I guess because when I grew up in the 50’s and TV being new, had a generally different and less pervasive effect on people, that being a novelty in its personable, clumsy, and often live presentation, it was something to watch, like a movie, then turn off.
Since that time of course, TV has grown into its entirely different self. It seems that TV has to a lot of people (like my teenager) become a kind of fireplace or hearth within the home, giving off a flickering and familiar light along with the crackeling of known sounds, voices, and laughter. A thing to relax and unwind in front of, or to become the background to some other activity.
Nontheless TV has integrated itself — or better, lodged itself firmly into the DNA of the culture, gone are the days of the one-trick-pony show reflecting back the common culture. No, what we have now is an umpteen billion dollar over researched, psychologically market tested, capital funded, and government coerced propaganda machine tasking day and night not as a reflection (of culture) but implicitly, as an advocate for change in the culture.
It would be this “implicit advocacy” that is most troubling. Contrary to the laws of advertising, the TVMedia is compelled to strike a balance, and not to create controversy in a proportion that would inhibit the iconification necessary for the self identification to its product. The overiding impetus is then to both to erode and sediment the prevailing landscape sensibility into a malleable and manageable state ripe for manipulation in service to its provider. To in its most diabolical, create a product drivin totemic system that in effect silently replaces the cultural impulse with both iconic commodification and the template social and political enviroment of its reinforcement.

Posted by: anna missed | Dec 5 2004 8:49 utc | 12

fourlegsgood, long time. you resurfaced. welcome

Posted by: annie | Dec 5 2004 9:21 utc | 13

@Fourlegsgood
The Wire is so good that sometimes I feel like a voyeur. It reminds where I used to live in Brooklyn. ‘Fortress of Solitude’ by Jonathan Lethem takes place on my old street. Great book.

Posted by: biklett | Dec 5 2004 9:27 utc | 14

I bought a satellite antenna a few years ago, and have been
using it to watch the BBC, and occasionally CNN international
and (confession) CNBC. I justify it on the grounds of “improving
my French and German”, but while the latter has indeed improved, the former remains “tout a fait anecdotique”.

Posted by: Hannah K. O’Luthon | Dec 5 2004 9:47 utc | 15

When we were children we were allowed to watch an hour or two of television before dinner. My father would come home from work and stand in front of the box, blocking our view, bellowing “TEE VEE IDIOTTTS!”
These days I have a tv for the purpose of film rentals, but have not watched mainstream or cable tv in my home for over a year. I don’t miss it at all, and was appalled during Thanksgiving dinner when my brother and sister, both well-educated, intelligent people, launched into a conversation about one television show after another. I was struck by the fact that they are both single and probably very lonely and anesthetize the sadness with television. Granted I spend many, many hours in front of the computer, and could be considered mesmerized by it, but I am reading and learning, and at times sharing. It has made me rethink my entire life: once a commercial producer I now have no idea what my former associates are referring to when they praise a commercial; and they, on the other hand, have no idea what is going on in the world. It is shocking to me that people are content to know so little and I blame television for it. It is equally shocking to them when I begin to speak with credibility about what our government is doing. I only hope that it makes them curious enough to turn the tv off and start investigating for themselves.
A couple of years ago I read a letter to the editor in AdBusters in which the writer shared how much more productive his life had become since he gave away his tv and how much more meaningful. I second that. Until the debates this fall, I didn’t even miss it, and quickly learned that I could easily stream them on my computer.

Posted by: conchita | Dec 5 2004 17:01 utc | 16

No cable here since just before 9/11/01.,, and crappy reception without it.
There are a couple teevee shows we love, namely Six Feet Under and Alias, but we patiently wait for the DVDs to be released. We watch movies and LOTS of documentaries.
I do enjoy college basketball but as was mentioned upthread I cannot STAND the teevee announcers or commercials. I’ve come to love listening on the radio — nothing quite like listening to the last minute of a close game, stopped in motion while doing the dishes, hands dripping as the game-saving three-pointer gets launched. Or knitting furiously to a fast-paced game.
When people ask my kids what they want for the holidays, they don’t really have answers. Why?
No television.

Posted by: Lisa B-K | Dec 5 2004 21:31 utc | 17

A looooooooooong time ago (How long? Several lifetimes. Star Trek was new and prime time.) my parents outlawed the tv on school nights. Thanks to them, I never developed a habit. Except for a time that I watched some shows on PBS, in the 70’s, the tv’s main purpose is to support a jar of dog biscuits and wait for a movie rental. Now my parents watch it more than I do. We are a nation of zombies. /television!

Posted by: beq | Dec 6 2004 0:59 utc | 18

interesting how patterns develop, dots connect, and coincidences present themselves. just finished reading jerry mander’s four arguments for the elimination of television on sat. took me 26 yrs to get to it, but there was some good, though dated, info in there. mander’s general thesis is that the technical limitations of the medium render it effective only for selling products (that we don’t need) & fear. he also mixes in a little walter benjamin & bertholt brecht & concludes that tv also furthers a mindset suitable for autocracy.
edward herman’s 1982 study the real terror network: terrorism in fact & propaganda touches on how the “symbiotic growth of american television and global enterprise” further enables “a small elite” to set “the agenda for discussion…and telling [the public]…what to think about”, which allows the unquestioned exporting, supporting & maintaining of state terrorism (encapsulated in the class warfare of national security state model) throughout the us sphere of influence.
mander concludes that the tv is dangerous to democracy & needs to be eliminated. herman concludes (esp in later works) that tv has allowed class warfare to proliferate, resulting in the elimination of literally countless numbers.

Posted by: b real | Dec 6 2004 16:35 utc | 19

nyt article on politics & tv
from the book ‘banana republicans’ — “It’s all visuals,” Karl Rove told campaign finance chief Don Evans. “You campaign as if America was watching TV with the sound turned down.”
why d’ya think they call it “programming” anyway… something to keep the mind occupied

Posted by: b real | Dec 6 2004 19:29 utc | 20

b real,
Read Mander’s book many years ago and was impressed – and scared.
Guilty pleasures:
South Park
Six Feet Under
Daily Show
Lost
Reruns of the original Perry Mason
EPL soccer (yay Biklett!)
Futurama
RE South Park: Neocons = Underpants Gnomes
1. Steal Elections
2. [redacted for reasons of national security]
3. Profit!
Favorite show ever: Northern Exposure
In one of his Glass Teat collections, Harlan Ellison related an experiment in a typical classroom. The teacher lectured as usual. A camera filmed the teacher with the resulting picture shown on a closed circuit TV placed in front of the class. The students watched the TV – or as Ellison put it, they watched what in their experience was “real”.

Posted by: OkieByAccident | Dec 6 2004 21:52 utc | 21

If it wasn’t for tv, I would never have discovered Little Bear, George and Martha, and The Wild Thornberrys; and The American Experience, Divine Design, and Nigella Bites. I also got to see broadway shows like Into The Woods and Les Miserables for free!
I have enjoyed the occasional sitcom re-run too. Yeah there’s a lot of junk out there, but there’s good stuff if you look for it.

Posted by: gylangirl | Dec 7 2004 18:14 utc | 22

Of course one of the best things about tv is the mute button on the remote. Thank goddess they haven’t banned that yet.

Posted by: gylangirl | Dec 7 2004 18:17 utc | 23

My TV sins:
Didn´t had any for like 10 years and then started in a media company. My boss said “mediacompany -> management position -> must watch TV”. He was right and the 10 inch screen prevented to watch to much nonsense.
Two years ago in a moment of insanity I did by a 60 inch Sony Grand Vega rear projection. Fantastic picture and beautiful for DVD watching. (usually old stuff like Charly Chaplins and Buster Keaton: This Chrismas will feature the extended version of the third Fordo and Gandalf story)
TV watching? Maybe 30 minutes per day. Mostly news, BBC, CNN, few German channels. Comedy central if available and maybe South Park if I happen to make it.
The rest is mostly junk and I find that I can get the same amount of information usually in shorter time surfing the web.

Posted by: b | Dec 7 2004 20:58 utc | 24

Frank Zappa got it right with “The Slime”
I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed ‘n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin’ out
From your TV set
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t got for help…no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
That’s right, folks..
Don’t touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Posted by: sprock | Dec 8 2004 18:56 utc | 25

The annual study by Eurodata TV Worldwide, released during this week’s MipTV trade fair in Cannes, France, was based on statistics from 72 countries or regions, 2.5 billion viewers and more than 600 channels.
Viewers in Japan remain the world’s top TV watchers, with a viewing time of four hours and 29 minutes per person per day, just ahead of the United States where time spent in front of the box was four hours and 25 minutes.
Measured by region however, North America held on to the top spot, adding an extra five minutes to reach an average four hours and 21 minutes – 42 minutes more than the world average, Eurodata TV Worldwide said in a statement.
Europe was runner-up with three hours and 33 minutes, followed by Asia-Pacific, where viewing time sharply increased by 47 minutes a day to total three hours and 23 minutes.

Link (arg, can’t bypass the registration screen..)
In Western ‘democracies’, a large proportion of students spend more time watching TV than studying (in school or out.) Children in the US (and elsewhere) spend on average 30 hours or more in front of the TV per week. Both stats. do not take into account the watching of videos / movies on the TV screen. TV watching has been directly related to Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Syndrome:
PEDIATRICS Vol. 113 No. 4 April 2004
Link (pirate)

Posted by: Blackie | Dec 9 2004 21:08 utc | 26