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December 17, 2004
Gift Ideas

It’s the last weekend before Christmas and lots of people will be out to buy, buy, buy. Here are some ideas on possible gifts – please add yours in the comments.

The Financial Times’ recent, incredible perverse titled, supplement How to Spend It! featured this nice £70 million villa. For those who like their gifts more rural, my friend Vladi has some decent islands on sale. (You will have to negotiate carefully with him –  he once seriously tried to barter me with beach sand for some help on his computers.)

Back to earth: If you have to go into debt to buy a gift for someone, do not buy one.  If that person does not understand, she/he is not worth to receive one anyhow.

I like to make gifts myself. For friends at the workplace I made some calendars on pentagon dodecahedron on marble paper. A bunch of Origami flowers may have a more personal touch though.

Iraq blogger Raed is collecting money and organizes medicines to Fallujah. You may give some money for that issue and present the receipt as a gift.

You can get a good wine pick and some political advise from Dr. Vino.

For computer geeks USB Mince Pies are reasonable as is gingerbread.

Wired has the first edition of a new magazine Test downloadable. They tested lots of technical gimmicks – you know these must-have-now things that will cost half of today’s price next year. Never buy this stuff before Christmas. Make a nice gift certificate and get the real thing later. (I always buy my Lego Technic stuff used or on sale).

If the addressee of your gift is fundamental religious and/or part of that immoral majority that voted for Bush, you may want to give them an urgently needed Wash Away Your Sins Starter Gift Basket.

That store has trademarked What a trend we have in Jesus!. Next thing they will sell is the copyright for the bible. Now that would be a lucrative gift to receive.

Kitchmas aside, I like gifts. What are your ideas of gifts to give and gifts to receive?

Comments

Offer flowers to your wife – or husband! – or partner. But just not on a date when you are supposed to.
Or – antique maps of the world
(or as a jigsaw puzzle. I have two world maps at home on my walls, a 5000 piece puzzle and a 6000 piece one. It’s cheap, you use it for several months, and then you enjoy looking at it every day…)
Or – the nicest champagne flutes you can find (and use them! – half the pleasure comes from holding them)

Posted by: Jérôme | Dec 17 2004 22:09 utc | 1

Dear Santa,
I want an Ann Coulter Love Doll for Christmas, preferably the mini-skirt and not the church model.
Also, I would like a Bushmaster .223 rifle, several 20 round clips, bipod, laser range finder, scope, and 5000 rounds of ammunition.
We recently learned about William Tell in school. I want to try that out with Kenny and Kyle at 300 meters.
NEATO!
I have been very good this year–you can ask Mom and Chef!!!
Thanks,
Eric

Posted by: Anonymous | Dec 17 2004 22:31 utc | 2

Used car almost paid off. Bought a lawn tractor for my beloved whose two push mowers broke down last summer. It took him days to cut the grass. I gave it to him tonight with a red bow and a bike horn. Outta da way wabbits!

Posted by: beq | Dec 18 2004 2:36 utc | 4

My gift for the lovely Ann

Posted by: Cloned Poster | Dec 18 2004 8:28 utc | 5

Riverbend has a wishlist.

Posted by: b | Dec 18 2004 14:18 utc | 6

Boy, did I miss the point. Slapping forehead (doh) if only we could send Ann and Riverbend each what they so deserve.

Posted by: beq | Dec 18 2004 18:37 utc | 7

my GF bakes cookies and pastries and other delicious stuff. i cut, fold and glue beautiful boxes where she puts an assortment of her yum sweets, which we then send to friends and some other people by mail.

Posted by: name | Dec 18 2004 22:25 utc | 8

Here are some gift ideas for people you do not like
Merry Christmas everybody!

Posted by: dan of steele | Dec 21 2004 15:44 utc | 9