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November 29, 2004
Smiling West

Before the iron curtain came down, I crossed the West German-East German border for some visits in Berlin. To pass the eastern border guards unhassled or at all, there were some informal rules to follow. Don´t smile, don´t laugh, don´t joke – it was no fun and not funny, just like this author describes:

On a Wednesday morning we walked across the Border at Checkpoint Charlie. We left the hustle and bustle of downtown West Berlin and (again) subjected ourselves to the East German border guards. One, who looked like Broom Hilda, got VERY agitated when Big Red had the temerity to smile.
The People In Gray

The iron curtain is gone. How about smiling?

"The subject’s expression should be neutral (non-smiling) with both eyes open, and mouth closed. A smile with a closed jaw is allowed but is not preferred," according to the guidelines.

Smiling "distorts other facial features, for example your eyes, so you’re supposed to have a neutral expression. … The most neutral face is the most desirable standard for any type of identification," said Angela Aggeler, spokeswoman for the State Department’s Bureau of Consular Affairs, which handles travel-document guidelines.
US smiles:
Smiling frowned upon in visa photographs,
UK smiles: Grins banned from passport pics and
Canadian smiles: New passport rules nothing to smile about

We left. Our overwhelming impression was that of Grayness. Lack of color. Lack of spirit. Lack of vitality. This place, East Germany, was a prison. The people were prisoners, and they knew it.
The East Germans finally let us out and the West welcomed us with a smile and a wave.
The People In Gray

This is not a face-recognition issue. Something deeper has changed. Why are we not allowed to smile?

Comments

What’s there to smile about?

Posted by: semper ubi | Nov 30 2004 0:47 utc | 1

This is bizarre. If I smile, do I change identities? What happens if I smile when I present my unsmiling passport?….That may be the point of it all: once we’ve produced our unsmiling photographs, we become obliged to walk unsmiling through the checkpoint. As to why that should be the way to go, rather than the reverse, is perhaps for the statisticians to explain (perhaps it’s a known fact that fewer folks have ever smiled while passing through a checkpoint than otherwise)….

Posted by: alabama | Nov 30 2004 0:57 utc | 2

erm, I didn’t close that quote or something connecting to steve gilliard’s blog about I.D. cards.
not subversive, just careless.

Posted by: fauxreal | Nov 30 2004 1:21 utc | 4

Well, my guess is: happy people isn´t frightened. If some people look happy, others might realise that they are letting their fears keep them down and do something about it.
So smile and feel the rulers of the world tremble before your might!

Posted by: A swedish kind of death | Nov 30 2004 1:25 utc | 5

This just convinces me that I must smile through all check points. This whole thing gives me strange flashbacks to Rainbow Bright. Fuck all, we should dress in rainbow wigs and ride on flying horses. Kiss my ass Homeland Security, the Earth is my homeland and its people are my fellow citizens!

Posted by: Stoy | Nov 30 2004 7:33 utc | 6

I well remember going through the passport check at Tcheremetyovo Airport in Moscow in 1980. I had a Yank passport but was travelling with a tourist group sponsored by the Italian communist union (CGIL).
The young passport control officer had clearly been
schooled in giving obvious and intense “official scrutiny” to the passport photo, and intermingling what were surely meant to be intimidating stares at my smiling face. I found it rather funny, and felt a bit sorry for him, since he
was clearly more worried about having to take responsibility for passing a potential Yankee infiltrator than I was about being sent back to Italy.
After about a minute, he let me through.
(Some of the “real” Italians had a bit more trouble since they were accused of contrabanding blue jeans for resale in Moscow, but even they had little more than a minor contretemps with Soviet customs.)
The trip turned out to be memorable: I met my present spouse, who has been (mostly) smiling at me ever since. All of this is an off-topic way of saying that I couldn’t be more in agreement with Bernhard on
the transcendental idiocy of fighting against the peril of smiling faces.

Posted by: Hannah K. O’Luthon | Nov 30 2004 7:38 utc | 7

what was that snide old comment about Puritanism being the lurking fear that someone, somewhere, might be having fun? there’s a reason why totalitarians loathe and fear joy….

Posted by: DeAnander | Nov 30 2004 7:47 utc | 8

I chose the shorter line at the airport leaving Istanbul in 1976. I didn’t realize there was a line for women and a line for men and that the men were being frisked. I had everybody smiling by the time I got on the plane. =)

Posted by: beq | Nov 30 2004 11:59 utc | 9