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October 2, 2004
Karl and Carl

The ‘chief political correspondent’ of Fox News and Fox reporter on the Kerry campaign, Carl Cameron, has written a piece with fake quotes of Kerry saying

“Women should like me! I do manicures.”
“Didn’t my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate!”
“I’m metrosexual — [Bush’s] a cowboy.”

The piece was on the Fox News web site for a short while. Fair and balanced reporting indeed, but who does expect them to do different?

Today they report that some Kerry supporters, the Communists For Kerry, love the Senator:

“Even though he, too, is a capitalist, he supports my socialist values more than President Bush,” Rob said, before assuring FOXNews.com that his organization was not a parody group.

Foxnews.com obviously had no means to check the About link on the Communists website

“Communists for Kerry” is a campaign of the Hellgate Republican Club, a tax exempt non-partisan public advocacy “527” organization that exists for the purpose of;

“Informing voters with satire and irony, .. [to] help elect candidates who support economic growth through Entrepreneurship, limited government and lower taxes.”

Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo is all over the Carl Cameron story and the press will follow up.

Now imagine to be Karl Rove, Bush’s reelection manager, and after a disastrous debate you need to get the press to concentrate on something different. What better to give them than the red meat of fighting each other over “fair and balanced” reporting. The media reporters of NYT, WaPo, LAT etc, read by every journalist every day, will be all over this for the next days or so. And there will be follow ups and follow, follow ups. No time to talk about war or social security, but plenty of ink to repeat Cameron’s phrases.

Carl was at the debate as was Karl. Maybe they had a beer and talked a little, maybe there was a phonecall to Mr. Murdoch, and here we are. New bumper sticker themes for rednecks – talkingpoints for journalists – red meat to the press and red meat to the base.

Paranoid idea? Maybe, then maybe not.

Comments

Bloggers are on top of this story (as you are also).
If the media buy this shit and spin it, then we are well and truely fucked.

Posted by: Cloned Poster | Oct 2 2004 20:58 utc | 1

cp
think these scum will try anything to keep them out of jail
still steel

Posted by: remembereringgiap | Oct 2 2004 21:58 utc | 2

Bernard–
What’s important here is that you’ve gotten to the fifth W of journalism on this thing.
And by that I mean the ‘why’.
This is not just some prank.
There was intent, as made plain by the follow-up, and that’s why the liars and lying liars who help them should not be let off the hook this time around.

Posted by: RossK | Oct 2 2004 22:20 utc | 3

I would say, “Well it’s the Rethugs’ version of Billionaires for Bush,” but somehow to me it isn’t quite. B4B is intended to be comical, recognised as comical from the git-go. They do street theatre in outrageous dress-up. They intend to get a laugh first, and then deeper thought about the meaning of Bush’s relationship with the upper crust, the tax cuts, etc.
“Commies for Kerry” sounds more like a black op. I haven’t heard of them on the street dressed up doing comedy skits live. Seems like the intent is smear and FUD, not joke and jibe. I could, I suppose, be suffering from the notorious human weakness of “being able to dish it out but not take it,” but to me it seems the intent in C4K is actually, deliberately to deceive — not to satirise and jape.
I don’t see why only anti-Bush supporters should be allowed a sense of humour of course — there are many genuinely funny, if not terribly kind, things one could say about Kerry and his campaign, or about the Dem party. I just don’t quite get the same “this is theatre” feeling from the C4K site/story.
open to other views though.
trailing afterthought — CRIMINY. only in the US of A, almost far enough to the right to fall into the margins or clean off the page, could anyone associate Kerry and socialism in the same breath. it’s just incredible when I mull it over a bit, that a centre-right candidate like Kerry can be smeared as a Lefty in US public discourse.
sometime just for fun, the US media machine should give air time to a real, podium thumping old-time Red, someone like dear old Debs. half the population would probably have to be given sedatives and kept in a darkened room for a few days to recover 🙂
it’s weird to live in a country where people are so damned afraid of ideas… so terrified if public discourse ventures beyond the incredibly narrow margins of centre-right and righter-than-right.

Posted by: DeAnander | Oct 2 2004 23:36 utc | 4

This is the challenge at hand. To get the truth out about the war against the everyday people by the elite. Murdoch isn’t the only media outlet that is giving Bushie a pass. Its the “big media” against the people. A groundswell must be created to overthrow the class warfare of the elite against the middle and lower classes.
On Whiskey Annex there is loathing about the loss of Billmon. While it is my belief someone got to him, others can say he copped out. I don’t know, and really, I did well without Billmon and the force of the blogosphere can continue without him. I enjoyed his great writing and biting critiques, but, we have change to make. We must get the Bushies out of the WH.
I heard Bill Moyers speech at the Inequality Conference on Link TV again tonight and I was in the amen corner and frightened by what our country is becoming. As Moyers said, there is a concious effort to lay waste to the middle class.
We are quickly becoming a country of nobles and serfs. If Billmon cannot bring himself to engage in this fight for the soul of the US, we must go on without him. I have not read the LA Times article, but Billmon, from the bits on Whiskey Annex and the comments, he is giving a great warning. The elite believe the internet is letting people have to much democracy. That means wanting to control content. This country was not created to give people to much democracy. It is a democratic republic. The founders believed democracy led to tyranny.
The constitution was always meant to protect the elites from the sheeple. But what happened? Unions gave the workers more power. States passed new constitutions that allowed direct votes on issues. Direct election of senators.
Now what has happened. Unions have been co-opted. Media is concentrated to give fewer views as the elite like. Senators and representatives all have gone to elite schools. Many move from other states to run and have elite backing because of the connections made in college. Do the research people. The monied interest have won. But we need to restart the fight. After we get Bushie out then we need someone more progressive than Kerry. It took since the early 1970s to create this mess, it will take a while to clean it up.
There my rant for tonight.

Posted by: jdp | Oct 3 2004 3:53 utc | 5

2,368 attacks in September. Tet offensive buried by the media.

Posted by: Cloned Poster | Oct 3 2004 6:41 utc | 6

Seeing as the above shows what lows these fucks will stoop to, would it suprize you to find out this: Rumor of Bush earpiece worn during debate
since I did see that “bump” in the middle of Bush’s back during the debate and my instinct was tapping me on the shoulder saying “Heyyyy… what the–?”
Here’s the deets from NYC Indymedia:
In the middle of an answer last night bush said, “now let me finish” as if someone was interrupting him- yet nobody did- he was talking to the person in his earpiece.
here-s the video link- ffwd to 40 min 30 sec:
rtsp://cspanrm.fplive.net/cspan/project/c04/c04093004_debate1.rm
Also, it looks like the right size for the newest model of Patrick Flanagan’s Neurophone. For those that don’t know the Neurophone is a electronic invention that can enable us to hear by a completely new information channel to the brain. … you hear through your skin. And what you hear is inside your head. This is no joke. I own one. It’s the freakyist thing I have ever experinced.

Posted by: Uncle $cam | Oct 3 2004 8:41 utc | 7

Well there is a correction now on the bottom of the article.

Editor’s Note:
In an version of this article that was published earlier, the Communists for Kerry were portrayed as a group that was supporting John Kerry for president. FOXNews.com’s reporter asked the group’s representative several times whether the group was legitimate and supporting the Democratic candidate, and the spokesman insisted that it was.

They were all over CBS for not checking facts but this of course is different, right?

Posted by: Dan of Steele | Oct 3 2004 11:57 utc | 8

deanander
strong & clear post
still steel

Posted by: remembereringgiap | Oct 3 2004 12:45 utc | 9

jdp- someone “got to” Billmon?!?!?
I don’t know Billmon, but it seems to me that what “got to” Billmon is what would also get to me if I had a blog that attracted lots of posts, and that would be all the stuff you would be forced to deal with, and the way in which your blog would be altered when people post entire lyrics to songs in post after post (I’ve quoted lyrics, fwiw) Or the fights between posters on subjects like F-911 (which I did participate in), or the flame wars over ways of communicating and the paranoia that lurks in American politics these days (and maybe always has, I don’t know) that is given full expression on the internet.
And then there’s the matter of having a private life.
I’ve been so busy lately that I cannot regularly read online sources. Billmon was trying to be one of those sources of comment, plus work and have a family.
I think that’s what got to him.
But that’s just my opinion.

Posted by: fauxreal | Oct 3 2004 13:18 utc | 10

@Uncle Scam
Sound is just vibrations in the air that sets of vibrations in the ear. So it goes to reason that the air is elimitable. I saw in a engineering paper that a japanese company has developed a cellphone where the sound is emitted through vibrations to your wrist. Then you just have to put a digit to bone close to your ear.
Won´t it look funny when people put a finger in their ear to answer the phone? 🙂

Posted by: A swedish kind of death | Oct 3 2004 13:30 utc | 11

And I just remembered: the same company were evolving a microphone the read your lips so you wouldn´t have to say anything out loud.
That means people talking without saying a word.
Now combine that with the finger in the ear.
It is a funny world and it is getting funnier.

Posted by: A swedish kind of death | Oct 3 2004 13:36 utc | 12

Allegations that Bu**sh** wore a secret earpiece in the debate.
Check it out and decide for yourself if Augustus C Minus is the new Milli Vanilli.

Posted by: glenstonecottage | Oct 3 2004 13:39 utc | 13

Oops, sorry, didn’t read comments upstream to see that Uncle Scam had already posted on the Emperor’s New Earpiece.

Posted by: glenstonecottage | Oct 3 2004 14:27 utc | 14

It would be inconceivable to imagine that the Media wouldn’t be a party to half-truths, misinformation, and dirty tricks at this stage in a close campaign.
The difference as far as I can see is that US voters have gone beyond acceptance of this stuff into a state where they agressively cling to a fantasy in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
The latest Tomgram has a great piece by Ira Chernus which argues that most people have gone with the Lone Ranger fantasy role that GWB projects because the alternative; that Kerry will recreate a society where all share in the benefits, has been promised too many times before and left unfulfilled. In fact he argues most Americans have fallen into a passive acceptance of their lot and are numbing themselves with the fable that they are engaged in a battle of the truly good against pernicious evil-doers.
That maybe the case although I suspect that many people just feel truly helpless in the face of overwhelming power and can’t bring themselves to fight the fable when the consequences of appearing “unpatriotic” are so bad and the benefits of espousing the contrary point of view so small. I mean no Democrat President in the past has ever kept their word about reining in the rich and powerful and sharing out the wealth. This one, a member of the aristocracy appears even less likely to keep his word. On the other hand the problems of supporting someone just like yourself are still too fresh. Clinton’s asset of being a good ol boy quickly became his albatross. Many’s the bloke that I knew wasn’t above a bit of a leer at a young woman that became Billy Boy’s most trenchant critic.
I fear it will be a while before this attitude changes. We all know that people only resort to radical alternatives when their personal situation becomes desperate and while as I humanist I wouldn’t wish the circumstances that lead to such action on anyone, the rest of the world will be hanging with baited breath waiting for the lot of ordinary americans to get so bad that they violently reject this fantasy world.
I dunno enough about how hard it is to get by in the US at the moment but with such an oil dependant energy infrastructure, won’t $50 a barrel oil make it a damned cold winter this year?
Bush’s platitudes and fables won’t seem so appealing to a population frezzing it’s ass off and battling rising interest rates. The huge deficit must make the US vulnerable to reduced money supply. If I was a Saudi or Asian looking for somewhere to park large amounts of cash the US would appear to be far too risky for the rate of return. If the Dow stagnates or slips too far investors are going to be looking at dividends rather than capital gain. That equals much higher lending rates.
Maybe investors will hold off so as not to create a downturn but with Asia and Europe offering a better return on safer investments it’s possible that investors won’t be able to stay steady.
I still see a Bush victory followed by a mind-bogglingly awful crash and burn (even worse than Nixon’s) as being the most likely outcome of this parody of the democratic process.

Posted by: Debs in ’04 | Oct 3 2004 22:41 utc | 15

As outsiders we don’t care that much about Kerry or Bush. We’re much more concerned about what this election will tell us aout the American people, the American electorate and the American character.
Are they basically a reasonably intelligent, fair minded and forward lookng people?
Or frightened, ill-educated, uncurious sheep?
Will they isolate themselves, or will we isolate them?
Not a good prospect in the history of an empire.

Posted by: Allen/Vancouver | Oct 4 2004 1:54 utc | 16

Debs ’04 and Allen/Vancouver-
Your posts and the articles (also the one about global warming and leaving poor people without escape) at TomDispatch fill me with such despair that I have to cry.
I’m reminded of the quote, “Life begins on the other side of despair,” by Sartre, but wonder what that means for populations, if anything, and not only for individual consciousness.
Maybe the reality is contained in Dostoevski. “Suffering is the origin of consciousness.”
It is hard for me to understand why so many people in this country are so unwilling to open their eyes and their hearts to our situation in the world and to see that we cannot continue on this hate-filled side of fear and despair and rejection of our interconnectedness as global partners in healing ourselves and thus our world.

Posted by: fauxreal | Oct 4 2004 5:05 utc | 17

@ fauxreal
take heart dear friend,Some intelligent — and explicitly optimistic — alternatives

Posted by: Uncle $cam | Oct 4 2004 12:45 utc | 18

Uncle: well, actually I have no problem with mixing the cynical disgusted position that mankind is an essentially friggin stupid species with the second that assumes that it can and should evolve further. It’s been my position since a very long time that mankind will end during this new millennium and will have disappeared by 3000 AD; either it will have self-destruct, or it will have evolved into a modified and improved species, physically and mentally (which is even more important), one who is able to see the errors of the past and which can implement a better world on the ruins of the ancient (I say ruins since it’s probable a good deal of this planet and of our societies will be wrecked by the current idiots and criminals in charge, as well as by billions of complacent sheep). In both cases, I see it as a good outcome since a good deal of the current evils of the world will disappear.
I think evolution will happen, though I can’t assure you mankind will do this step. But there are many other evolved lifeforms out there in the billions of planets, and some will succeed if we fail – even if it’s better for self-esteem if mankind actually manages to survive and improve. Now, if you wonder about teleology, well, I don’t see it as a goal but just a natural process. In fact, the late Ilya Prigogine came to consider that the whole universe was a big dissipative structure – I’m not sure if he said what kind of process it was and what the final goal was, but I suspect he had his idea and I have my own suspicions.
Still, it’s not pure despair and doom and gloom to point out that indeed the situation can be (partly) saved, but that it would require juge sacrifices and massive changes of global opinions – basically, the whole planet should be run with the primary goal of ensuring the survival of life on Earth, and then of mankind, which would require the creation of some world ruling body for the main issues, the transformation of economies and societies in a way not seen before, even bigger changes overall than were whole continents were turned into war economies in WWII. Basically, it can be done; it just requires an insane amount of willpower from many, making it not very likely. What is disturbing, imho, and quite risky, is that we’re so close to the abyss that things should be done quickly, and trying to convince the whole planet that things need to change right now isn’t realistic or even technically and physically possible.

Posted by: CluelessJoe | Oct 4 2004 14:09 utc | 19

I often times get so disgusted and overwhelmed/underwhelmed? w/the “Grand Hoodwink” that I sometimes can’t post or barely even fuction, and once again one of my role models saves the day:
The opposite of “paranoia,” PRONOIA suggests that the whole world is conspiring to shower one with blessings. An antidote to the apocalyptic fascination with sex and death that the media has held for the last 40 years, pronoia wonders why standard mental health texts list over 300 symptoms for mental ILL health but nary a one for GOOD mental health. We take health and happiness as boring granteds while focusing our attentions obsessively on nihilism. Coined? by Robert Anton Wilson, He is also a vigorous proponent of the idea of PRONOIA

Posted by: Uncle $cam | Oct 4 2004 14:43 utc | 20

Uncle: maybe because they assume Epicurus’ position: the good is the absence of bad. The best situation is not to be afflicted by longing, depression, despair, illness, suffering. And of course, no one goes to the doctor to tell him “I’m perfectly healthy, fine, never have trouble, am not depressed, don’t need any drug, don’t even need to consult with you, in fact”; since this is unreported, of course, it usually goes under the radar – doesn’t appear in any statistics. So they don’t bother researching it. Though it may be interesting, and probably helpful, I think.
And don’t forget a doctor’s ultimate reasoning: “Healthy people are just ill people who don’t know it yet” 😉

Posted by: CluelessJoe | Oct 4 2004 15:50 utc | 21