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January 28, 2017

Trump-art Caption Contest

Any caption idea for this Trump "art"?


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How about this?


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Please leave your captions in the comments.

Thank you for your contribution.

Posted by b on January 28, 2017 at 02:49 AM | Permalink

Comments

1) IN GOD WE TRUMP.
2) YOU'RE ALL HIRED !

Posted by: alain b | Jan 28, 2017 3:01:24 AM | 1

1st pic. Patrick swayze whispers gently in the Dons ear, "just hold ctrl, alt, now press delete"... 2nd pic, the Don. "So i walked right up and grabbed her by the pussy."

Posted by: boilerman | Jan 28, 2017 3:08:43 AM | 2

Caption 1: 'I can feel the power of the coming of the Lord! His power moves me. And at my age, any regular, 'movement', is most welcome ...'

Caption 2: 'Worldwide Wobbly Workers of the World, Unite Against your Globalist Oppressors! Trumpsters!!!'

Posted by: Outraged | Jan 28, 2017 3:09:18 AM | 3

Looks like he's writing an epistle in the first pic. "The book of Trump"?... "Epistle of the Don"?...

Posted by: Peter AU | Jan 28, 2017 3:26:35 AM | 4

1) God likes to Tweet too?!

2) Not YOU! You're Fake News!!!

Posted by: greencrow | Jan 28, 2017 3:48:26 AM | 5

Voice: "That's right, Donald... sign right there. People can't be trusted with all those dangerous rights. Only corporations know what's best for them. Your lord wants you to transfer rights from the people to corporations. Do as I command... Good... GOOD!"

Trump: "I really feel good about these laws now. Thank you, Jesus!"

Voice: "Jesus? [heh, heh...] Oh, you poor deluded little man..."

Posted by: PavewayIV | Jan 28, 2017 3:55:59 AM | 6

And on the seventh day the Lord said: "Ego Te Demitto" (You Are Fired!)

Posted by: Mat | Jan 28, 2017 4:10:24 AM | 7

Pence... Indiana... abortion

wouldn't it be nice if all the remaining US artists and intellectuals migrated to the Old World and help us wake up? Like in the good ol'days...

Posted by: Mina | Jan 28, 2017 4:12:44 AM | 8

1) 'Wow.. Jesus.. are you coming on to me?'
2) 'Meryl, just to clarify, you're a C Grade actress... Security!!'

Posted by: MadMax2 | Jan 28, 2017 5:00:33 AM | 9

For the first, "Aryan Jesus stands behind His man."

For the second, "Stephen Bannon dreams of a Donald who means what he says so much he'll get up close and personal with the people."

Posted by: s | Jan 28, 2017 5:02:27 AM | 10

the saker has an article about the 'intelligence community' going after the kingfish. tee-rump needs to take down the cia before he worries about russian sanctions or mexico or muslims. all this noise in the peanut gallery is aimed at making the hit seem 'natural'.

'i mean ... what did he expect, am i right? or am i right.'

Posted by: jfl | Jan 28, 2017 5:29:33 AM | 11

This one is also part of the contest?
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/7QhJaoj0r_wduS9WNf0l1w--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/fr-FR/homerun/lexpress.fr/8f8cf707aa98724d3ee64a786b1d0f0e">http://media.zenfs.com/fr-FR/homerun/lexpress.fr/8f8cf707aa98724d3ee64a786b1d0f0e">https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/7QhJaoj0r_wduS9WNf0l1w--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/fr-FR/homerun/lexpress.fr/8f8cf707aa98724d3ee64a786b1d0f0e

Maybe next he'll grow a mustache.
The Netherlands has set up a fund to help US women who need abortion. Pretty good idea. The kingdom is going up in my heart.

Posted by: Mina | Jan 28, 2017 6:18:16 AM | 12

houps sorry i forgot to preview!!!
if b can remove the post!
here is the same in small
http://tinyurl.com/jf5jwl8

would be great to have an option "delete this post" within 1-2 minutes

Posted by: Mina | Jan 28, 2017 6:19:41 AM | 13

You know Jesus, the MSM bitches are going to say Putin made you do this.

Posted by: Giap | Jan 28, 2017 6:28:37 AM | 14

1) "No, I am not Israeli. I am Palestinian."

2) "I had a Bream!"

Posted by: ProPeace | Jan 28, 2017 6:45:19 AM | 15

2) "I had a Bream! And it was delicious!"

Posted by: ProPeace | Jan 28, 2017 6:50:18 AM | 16

Pic 1. Sign down here at the bottom right to release all the pics from Abu Ghraib.

Posted by: Stubbs | Jan 28, 2017 6:55:22 AM | 17

2. There`s gold in them thar hills !

Posted by: norman broomhall | Jan 28, 2017 6:59:32 AM | 18

#1 By the power of my father, Out demon, Out!
#2 Y'all all notice we're all white?

Posted by: Jake Bodhi | Jan 28, 2017 7:13:09 AM | 19

@13 "Who knows how to Photoshop a halo?

Posted by: Jake Bodhi | Jan 28, 2017 7:16:21 AM | 20

I don't know but I think Trump is religious light.....

Posted by: notlurking | Jan 28, 2017 7:22:43 AM | 21

1- Our Father... Who hackth in Heaven
2- I'll keep it short... I mean high enough

Posted by: Kpax | Jan 28, 2017 7:23:47 AM | 22

On a religious scale of 1-10, 10 being Nuclear Jesus freak....he is a .5

Posted by: notlurking | Jan 28, 2017 7:24:43 AM | 23

1) Trump: "Go Away, I write my own tweets"

About the second.
I think it's distasteful to compare Trump with Lenin
https://seebetterlear.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/dscn3350.jpg

Posted by: From The Hague | Jan 28, 2017 7:26:17 AM | 24

Pic 1 - Don's head was about to explode, steam coming from his ears, when just in time a psych ward nurse took the pen off him and gently led him out to the waiting van.

Pic 2 - You want my tax return? You Sir, whats your bid?

Posted by: Juan Moment | Jan 28, 2017 7:36:44 AM | 25

"I'll take the Moo Shu Pork -- and make it snappy"

Posted by: steve kelly | Jan 28, 2017 8:09:11 AM | 26

1. Family artist's portrayal of Donald at the moment the Trump Tower collapsed

2. In his later years, an embittered Donald would repeatedly travel the country trying to reignite the "sea of love"

Posted by: b real | Jan 28, 2017 8:28:39 AM | 27

1- Now this is a big hand
2- Who will follow me to the Kremlin? to victory with Comrade Putin.

Posted by: uncle tungsten | Jan 28, 2017 8:31:14 AM | 28

1) 'killer bud jc...let's make it legal'

2) 'you, rufus'

Posted by: john | Jan 28, 2017 8:45:20 AM | 29

For the first: Unlike those backward Muslims, Christians never put their religion above the law...

Posted by: Don Wiscacho | Jan 28, 2017 8:52:10 AM | 30

1. Use the force, Donald!
or
The guiding hand, the restrictive hand.

2. Today President Trump had to explain to angry citizens why prices on imported cars rose. He pointed to the increase in jobs and wages. His advisers said it will be difficult teaching the economics of pro-American trade policies.


Here's one of a couple of look-alikes to caption
http://i.tmgrup.com.tr/dailysabah/2017/01/28/trump-kim-jong-un-lookalikes-grab-hong-kong-by-surprise-1485607732472.jpeg

Posted by: Curtis | Jan 28, 2017 8:57:18 AM | 31

1. "I don't understand it. I keep trying to move the embassy to Jerusalem and something is fighting me."
or
"This is how we draw a circle, Donald. Move your hand like this ...."

Posted by: Curtis | Jan 28, 2017 9:08:04 AM | 32

1st caption: "So this is what they meant by "The Invisible Hand."
2nd caption: "Deplorables of the World, unite!"

Posted by: ambrit | Jan 28, 2017 9:45:54 AM | 33

1) Don't worry, Donnie, it is only 4 years
2) May I grab it?

Posted by: virgile | Jan 28, 2017 9:50:11 AM | 34

1st Pic: How do you like the feel of my divine, infallible, omnipotent cock in your sinful, human, nasty ass, big fella? Get used to it because there's a lot more to cum.

2nd Pic: Give me back my bottle of hydrogen peroxide NOW or I'll have you all deported immediately.

Posted by: Storck Chocolate Riesen | Jan 28, 2017 10:07:37 AM | 35

Proper translation of "You're fired!" is "Te demitto." "Ego te demitto" lays inordinate emphasis on the "ego."

Posted by: lysias | Jan 28, 2017 10:19:15 AM | 36

1. You've been working so hard Donald. Let me help. Relax those shoulders, breathe in. There. Just close your eyes. Come to Jesus. Feel the tension melt away. Lay down your pen for a sec, I have a vision for you . . .

~ ~ ~

2. It Slices! It Dices! It develops real-estate!

It's the Nutriblender 2000!

That's right, Comrades, our struggle with the capitalist oppressors ends today! This is a product so fantastic, it used to be illegal! But no longer - I have the papers right here in my hand.

Prepare yourselves, this is what you've been waiting for. Together, we're going to build the means of our future- we're going to build greatness!

15 power settings folks! We are going to take your nutrition to the max! And a special super-bacon setting. With one push of this button, the Nutriblender will construct an entire casino!

That's right, folks, a Casino. With one touch of a button.

A Casino in every state!

In fact, I'm holding the permits right here in my hand, tomorrow it will be legal throughout the land.

Bright, shining casinos, the world's best casinos. Where anyone can come and win big. I mean really big. Like Rosie O'Donnell big. It's going to be great. Young and old will come from all over to spin the wheel. Chinese people will come to see and marvel, to give us their bitcoins.

And with each nutriblender you buy, you get a free night's stay! Who's wants to try? You in the back!

Posted by: foo | Jan 28, 2017 10:25:57 AM | 37

No. 1
Resurrection
No.2
The begining of the end
http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-painting-lenin-speaks-for-the-revolution-of-october-1917-lenin-museum-76763153.html

Posted by: kooshy | Jan 28, 2017 10:44:41 AM | 38

1. "Tic Tac Toe - I win again!"

2. "Folks, you're not going to believe who came over to the office this morning..."

Posted by: foo | Jan 28, 2017 10:50:24 AM | 39

I vote for foo @37 - great job.

Posted by: xpat | Jan 28, 2017 11:04:44 AM | 40

Finally, a picture of Mammon.

Posted by: ben | Jan 28, 2017 11:13:36 AM | 41

Go and torture in my name for you are the Antichrist.

Posted by: ron demarco | Jan 28, 2017 11:15:37 AM | 42

1. "zig zag - zig zag - yea right, very good! Next time we try a real letter!"

2. "Just duck and cover now. You still have 3 minutes. Duck and cover, this will give you really great protection!"

Posted by: Pnyx | Jan 28, 2017 11:18:06 AM | 43

1. Wishful thinking.
2. Lenin redivivus.

Posted by: Alain Jutel | Jan 28, 2017 11:24:49 AM | 44

Caption:
1. The new King of the Fertile Crescent
2. "Après moi , le déluge"

Posted by: Yul | Jan 28, 2017 11:38:23 AM | 45

caption

1 - 'by divine authority'

2 - 'where's smedley butler?'

Posted by: james | Jan 28, 2017 12:04:38 PM | 46

1. "You misspelled 'precedent' again."
2. To the ships! This time, WE invade Britain!

Posted by: nonsense factory | Jan 28, 2017 12:07:36 PM | 47

In the light relief section (I am *heartily* sick of Trump…)

— a humorous vid. from the Netherlands to welcome Trump and make him appreciate NL. I laughed at some parts!

Dutch, eng subs, 4 mins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-xxis7hDOE

— Melania offers a gift to Michelle at the Inauguration of God Emperor (innocuous spoofing, SFW.)

gif, no sound, 5 secs.

https://gfycat.com/PleasingShockedAmurstarfish

Btw, this was a Yuuge diplomatic faux pas. (Watch the hasty embarassement.)
No presents are ever offered at inaugurations of any kind.

An official ceremony may itself concern a gift, donation - a precious statue, a great art work, etc.
Naturally, then, no other gifts are allowed.

Posted by: Noirette | Jan 28, 2017 12:09:31 PM | 48

1) "Yes, thank you, as my father has loved me, so have I loved myself."

2) "Get that CNN reporter outta here!"

Posted by: zamyatin | Jan 28, 2017 12:34:24 PM | 49

Pic 1.

This is just smoke and mirrors, folks.
I'm taking you straight to Hell!

Pic 2.

I love the old days! Use your muskets and pictch forks!
round up the tired, the poor,
the huddled masses yearning to breathe free;
Punch them in the face and knock the crap out of them! Ready! Are you ready!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZCzHYMEIeo


Posted by: Circe | Jan 28, 2017 12:38:35 PM | 50

"No, I'm not Jesus. I'm from a sixties psychedelic band."

Posted by: Bob In Portland | Jan 28, 2017 12:39:42 PM | 51

1 next stop is the thrown in Jerusalem

2 It was only a experiment and it says so right here

Posted by: terry | Jan 28, 2017 12:44:49 PM | 52

#1 When the fog dissipates, my son, you shall be the instrument of the lord's wrath

#2 Megan, damn it, you were supposed to stay in the time machine

Posted by: lizard | Jan 28, 2017 1:01:37 PM | 53

@52 You forgot the order: First the Apocalypse; then the throne.

Posted by: Circe | Jan 28, 2017 1:04:26 PM | 54

Posted by: Circe | Jan 28, 2017 1:04:26 PM | 54

That is a version of how the events will unfold but not the only one .Zionism can have some strange effects on which came first , "the chicken or the egg "

Posted by: terry | Jan 28, 2017 1:15:44 PM | 55

48

This is the Obama's welcoming the Trumps to their new home and the incoming first lady bringing a gift is traditional.

Posted by: peter | Jan 28, 2017 1:22:34 PM | 56

#54 to add a bit of context ...Let no one deceive you in any way. For that day will not come, unless the rebellion comes first, and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction,

Posted by: terry | Jan 28, 2017 1:38:03 PM | 57

1. 'God knows what this means, I don't know latin.'
2. 'We'll make the best civil war in the world. It'll be great.'

Posted by: smuks | Jan 28, 2017 1:46:39 PM | 58

In the first art work the artist got it wrong. It is The Octopus that does God's work and the Donald is just in a supporting role....and Donald doesn't like longhairs anyway. The original artist contract was for a Last Supper sort of picture with the Octopus cabinet folk about with arch angles at their side but the death connection thing was felt to be too tacky.

The second artwork is a great grifter pose not showing his double chin nor the silver spoon up his ass that he was born with and no American flag. But assuredly he is telling these folks that he is going to make that red flag in the corner great again.

Posted by: psychohistorian | Jan 28, 2017 2:16:23 PM | 59

An article devoted to some photoshop art? What has happened to this site?

Posted by: aaaa | Jan 28, 2017 2:27:15 PM | 60

Photo #2: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

Posted by: Bill Pilgrim | Jan 28, 2017 3:08:03 PM | 61

"Is your anti nausea medicine working?"

Posted by: DocP | Jan 28, 2017 3:12:46 PM | 62

1. Jesus hacks into Oval office.

2. Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: Jackrabbit | Jan 28, 2017 3:55:37 PM | 63

According to legend, the rebel commander of the Alamo, William B. Travis, drew his sword and traced a line in the sand with its tip. He asked every man who was willing to defend the fort to the death to cross it. Only one man didn't cross.

Posted by: Jackrabbit | Jan 28, 2017 4:11:54 PM | 64

Caption contest at MoA? Never thought I'd see the day. At least the journalism here has been absolutely top notch for the most part since the election circus ended. I can't complain in that case I suppose.

Strange pictures to caption though I must say. I always felt weird laughing at political comedy though so maybe I'm just a stick in the mud. Always seems the topic is so deathly serious (quite literally) in my eyes to lampoon. Trump's first few days in office haven't been a good sign certainly. Maybe after he's privatised and wrung America dry I can stop worrying.

Posted by: FecklessLeft | Jan 28, 2017 4:12:08 PM | 65

!/ "Jeez Donny man, I do all yer reading 'n writing so you reward me with that evil cheese cut?"

2/ "My Saudi brothers! No more Shia pussies underfoot to mess up your plans and inform on you, Amerika is now yours to bomb blast and destroy!"

Posted by: Debsisdead | Jan 28, 2017 4:59:31 PM | 66

Take two...
1- My only Don, great to be in your shoes. Remember, I only walk... barefoot.
2- My Don Deal: to anyone who can teach me how to dodge... bullets, I will help with... tax return.

Posted by: Kpax | Jan 28, 2017 5:54:13 PM | 67

Take two...
1- My only Don, great to be in your shoes. Remember, I only walk... barefoot.
2- My Don Deal: to anyone who can teach me how to dodge... bullets, I will help with... tax return.

Posted by: Kpax | Jan 28, 2017 5:54:14 PM | 68

Unintentional double post, sorry.

Posted by: Kpax | Jan 28, 2017 6:06:54 PM | 69

Pic 1.
JC: "Hmm... they're gonna swap places with the Palestinians?
They won't be happy about that, Donald."
DJT: "Are they ever happy?"

Pic 2.
DJT: "And then the Good Jews said to Bibi 'You're fired!'"

Posted by: Hoarsewhisperer | Jan 28, 2017 6:35:39 PM | 70

#1: My Son, Who said you could walk on water?

#2: Don't throw away a single shot, my good fellas, on those dirty Mexican Bad Hombres, but take good aim; nor touch a trigger, till you can see the size of their hands!

Posted by: adrnone | Jan 28, 2017 7:00:46 PM | 71

I know I already wrote captions @50, but I just have to do another.

Pic 1

I, Donald J. Trump, declare Zionism, the one and only true religion to replace the one created by the Pretender what’s his name? leaning on me to set in motion events wherein he’ll assume the throne of Israel.

Pic 2

As Commander-in-Chief of the United States of Israel and by Deep State Decree I hereby command you: go forth and crush the anti-Zionist insurrection!

Posted by: Circe | Jan 28, 2017 9:17:21 PM | 72

1. Bibi you need a haircut.

2. So this is what it's like to be raptured, but where's Melania?

Posted by: Croesus | Jan 28, 2017 10:56:03 PM | 73

Fake News - Fake Jesus with Trump

Posted by: kita | Jan 28, 2017 11:21:47 PM | 74

The hand guiding President Trump's takedown of the global elite.
or
The invisible hand guiding Trumps Presidency.
or
Presidential protection the globalists fear most.
or
Trumps invisible new agency to take out the shadow global elite.
or
Trump's secret partner in the war on shadow global elites

Posted by: Che | Jan 29, 2017 4:03:15 AM | 75

oops previous captions for pic 1.

Pic 2.
Trump takes a peoples delegation on an impromptu tour of the Federal Reserve.
or
Federal Reserve: Trump discusses strategy with his team before a meeting with Yellen.

Posted by: Che | Jan 29, 2017 4:37:00 AM | 76

Picture 2. Lock her up, lock her up, lock her up.....................

Posted by: Giap | Jan 29, 2017 6:07:13 AM | 77

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Posted by: i | Jan 29, 2017 7:46:43 AM | 78

"Draw the schlong of victory bigger, like this."

Posted by: aj | Jan 29, 2017 11:20:42 AM | 79

1. "Behold Lord, the half of my goods I give to the poor; and if I have defrauded any one of anything
I restore it fourfold."

2. Trump's first press conference.

Posted by: juliania | Jan 29, 2017 12:49:25 PM | 80

fake-Jesus with Modern day Caligula

Posted by: kita | Jan 29, 2017 2:48:13 PM | 81

1) Christ says,"Let me proof read the fine print."

2) 'Hear Yee, hear Yee, The King's policies will bankrupt you, but I will make you great deals."

Posted by: Arthur Retallick | Jan 29, 2017 6:53:37 PM | 82

JC: Right there, where it says "For peace, love, and charity are profit."

Trump: Because America means Us and not Them!

Posted by: Sam F | Jan 29, 2017 7:47:42 PM | 83

@79 aj
A triumphant use of the phrase 'she got schlonged!'

Posted by: MadMax2 | Jan 29, 2017 10:47:53 PM | 84

Caption # 1 - "Trust me!"

Posted by: Garry | Jan 30, 2017 1:32:22 AM | 85

1) Fake News - Jesus was left-handed!
2) Thanks for electing me and, yes, now you're all fired!

Posted by: Dave Newman | Jan 30, 2017 4:37:44 AM | 86

1) Here, Donald, just sign this executive order, in favor of the One State Solution for Israel.
2) Yes, people of the South, I will absolutely bring back slavery! It was so nice when we had it.

Posted by: Dave Newman | Jan 30, 2017 4:47:00 AM | 87

1) The Lesser Orange Crested Tit channels the Lord who channels Vlad the Impaler.
2) "No, no, listen,, This is good, I'm good with jokes, very good, the best. Listen..
[Listen, this is good]... A man walks into a bar .. [no Listen, this is good] ... a man walks into a bar with a cat and an ostrich .. [listen] ... he orders a drink for himself, the ostrich orders a glass of water and the cat orders a saucer of milk saying "I'm not paying for this"... [have you heard this? No, it's good .. I tell the best jokes] ..The man sighs and drinks his drink, the ostrich drinks the water and the cat laps up the milk, and keeps saying "I'm not paying, I told you that before.."

A bloke next to him comes over and asks what is going on... the man replies .. "Well, I found one of those lamp things with a genie inside and got three wishes. the first was a beautiful house .. {poof} ... there it was.. The second was a wallet always full ... {poof} ..there it was .. But then with the third wish, that was my mistake .. [I don't make mistakes .. this is the bloke in the joke talking.. oK??] Then I made my mistake ...
For my third wish I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy"..... [boom boom ...??]
I think it is funny .. I tell good jokes ..
Now, as I was saying ... Why do we have nukkular weapons if we can't use them? .. I ask good questions, the best.
Anybody got another joke????
Are you the bricklayer I was told about?

Posted by: Richard | Jan 30, 2017 7:57:02 AM | 88

If we can vote for the best caption, i say #1

Posted by: Mina | Jan 30, 2017 8:31:57 AM | 89

The first: Noo stupid!

The second: you all are against me

Posted by: Bill | Jan 31, 2017 5:50:41 AM | 90

Caption 1. Woe, Whose hand is that?!

Caption 2. Do I hear any more bids? You there, Clinton are you bidding?

Posted by: Photonic | Jan 31, 2017 7:06:58 PM | 91

Caption 1: This is weird, I thought I was in Charge!

Caption 2: Any more bids for these emails? You there Clinton, are you done?

Posted by: Photonic | Jan 31, 2017 7:12:23 PM | 92

Caption 1: You mean, I can't do it MY WAY?

Caption 2: You, you and you, you can be my executive staff; any more volunteers?

Posted by: Photonic | Jan 31, 2017 7:15:29 PM | 93

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