So I guess this is "Absent When On Leave"?

Posted by: Bollox Ref | Aug 23, 2005 2:02:08 PM | 1

Bush went to Idaho because it's just about the only state in the Union where his approval ratings aren't below the Mendoza Line.

Posted by: carla | Aug 23, 2005 5:37:53 PM | 2

Let the fuckers eat cake

Posted by: Cloned Poster | Aug 23, 2005 8:35:33 PM | 3

I was wondering when we would get back to economic issues, cp.

Posted by: Oliver Twist | Aug 23, 2005 8:51:19 PM | 4

WANTED

CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER OF A FOREIGN DIGNITARY
and VIOLATION OF USA PATRIOT ACT (HR 3162) (TERRORISM)

MARION GORDON ROBERTSON

Aliases: Pat, Patrick Robertson, Mister 700, The Chosen One

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth Used: 22 March 1930 Hair: Dyed Black
Place of Birth: USA Eyes: Dark, Evil
Height: Bigger Britches Sex: Doubful
Weight: Obese Complexion: Sallow
Build: Self Inflated Citizenship: Baptist
Languages: English, Farsi, Speaks in Tongues
Scars and Marks: Has made his mark, all right
Remarks: Robertson is leader of the American Christian Jihad.
This organization opposes the secular American Government and seeks
its overthrow through violent means. Robertson is believed to now serve
as a minister to the Devil, and is thought to be on the lam near WA DC.

CAUTION

Marion has been indicted for his alleged role in his August 23, 2005
nationwide TV rant on the so-called Christian Broadcasting Network,
in which he was recorded inciting to acts of terrorism and conspiracy
to commit the murder of a foreign dignitary.

REWARD

The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State,
is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to
the apprehension or conviction of Marion Gordon Robertson.

SHOULD BE CONSIDERED INSANE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

Posted by: Check Mate | Aug 23, 2005 9:19:55 PM | 5